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cowboyshit

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

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my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

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the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

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happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

lollytea

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

ofools

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

quasi-normalcy

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

lesbianshepard

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

villainessbian

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

big-smiling-monkey

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

byjove

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

byjove

goth-queen

wulfhalls

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

cumaeansibyl

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

aromanticduck

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"perfec t size put baby in Pelican Mouth" gained a new level of visceral horror once i found out how BIG those fuckers can actually get

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I'm sorry for ever doubting you, horrendous creature. you absolutely could, with ease, fit a small human into your mouth. I acknowledge your mouth is in fact a convenient and comfortable size for a baby to nap it. due to extenuating circumstances, i will not be enabling such a situation,

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#the stork giveth

#the pelican taketh

animentality

aqueerkettleofish

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

biglawbear

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

catneychu

We’re getting old, huh?

uhhhhmanda

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

corvidkusnos

This was where my mind was the whole time soz gang

Not to mention Zuko calling a man attractive and Sokka saying Zuko has a beautiful face

Zukka gang how we feelin

Putting this here instead of keeping in tags but edit: Reminder that Paramount donates to lsrael [x x] and while it is genuinely awful for the artists, maybe think twice before defending giving money to a company that actively funds genocide.