Cold Static Overload

This is my blog for being horny about robots, computers and sometimes general machinery. Sorry if you were hoping this was a blog about the King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard album Nonagon Infinity.

[practicalsolutions]

For my CNC enthusiasts out there!

[dementialmaiden]

Posting this sketch I made back in april cause I've been mostly absent.

Sorry about that, I was really busy studying and dealing with finals. But enough of that, I have time now, so I may do more art (or go to sleep idk xd)

Anyways, Yes Man doing a sexy pose I guess :]

[machinery-catharsis-technology]

We are the machinelings! Please feed us!

Yokogawa OL1540 oscilloscope, Data General/One, NEC 文豪 (Bungou) Mini7

(more pictures of the DG1 and Mini7 because i like them)

i only just noticed the Mini7 has a little handle :-)

[tongue-twists]

me at listings for T1055 Commander III trenchers

[tongue-twists]

we're just made for each other

[tongue-twists]

I will remember who only showed up for my body and who supported me when I bore out my soul

[lolli-says-stuff]

@funnier-when-objectum ?

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[targetedknowledge]

[yodaprod]

[dietspam16]

[foone]

Hi, Foone here, I'm a retrocomputer educator! I'm here to explain the real reason this laptop is like this.

So this is the Panasonic PRONOTE PD CF-62, it's a Pentium 133mhz running Windows 95, released in August 1996. Panasonic did this sort of trick more than once, they did a similar thing with an under-keyboard CD-ROM drive in the PD CF-41, from 1995.

This one is so fancy because that's not just a self-loading under-keyboard laptop CD-ROM drive, it's a HYBRID PD/CD-ROM self-loading under-keyboard laptop drive! It has to be this complex because it takes PD discs (which are the size of caddies) and caddyless CD-ROMs!

So what's PD discs?

They're an optical format by Panasonic, the Phase-change Dual (or Phase-change Disc). They're from 1996, store as much as CD, but are rewritable... much like the later CD-RWs which used basically the same technology, just in a slightly different format. Unlike CD-RWs (which you had to burn (usually), they acted like a hard drive, fully rewritable at any point. That's why the disc is hard-sectored, which you can see through the shutter gap. Those vertical lines indicate where sectors start and end.

So yeah, this laptop has a complex drive that can take both types of discs, and the whole thing folds under the keyboard. Fucking wild.

But the root reason, of course, is that they did this because it's a cool design, and they wanted to do that. Why did they think this was cool, why did they want to do this?

Pervert reasons.

Next question!

[15teal]

[paragonerrr]

A collection

[burningcomputerpersona]

@funnier-when-objectum

[escuerzoresucitado]

fat, thick and with multiple ports

[mugfulis]

@questionable-ftm-passing-advice

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

@funnier-when-objectum

[my-bodys-overworked]

Writing fanfiction is so ANNOYINGGG you spend half the time actually writing and the other half doing this

[pdq88b-mkii]

courier be like haha wow hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

uncensored under cut

[ihnmaims-yumejo-deactivated2025]

Getting degraded by Yes Man would fucking rock because he can't outright call you a slut so it would have to manifest as:

>you sure know what you're doing down there!

>have you been practicing?

>you're a natural!

>yeah, that's right! take all of it... if you're able to, which I'm sure you are!

>wow! i can slide right in!

>do you do this with every securitron on the strip? just curious

[pdq88b-mkii]

grips the table with FORCE. i need to fuck yes man stupid. i need his circuits fried i need his servos shot i need his speaker playing crackly feedback. im going to start chewing on the furnitureeeeeeee

i agree anon and that is why i will be inventing the world’s first cattle prod strap on doohickey to properly fuck yes man’s wire pussy and fry his circuits at the same time. i want that robot BEGGING.

[casual--art]

POV you ignored the plans he politely suggested following

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[hurricane-bady]

Assortment of doodles and sketches of my courier, Hermes, and Yes man. (btw all these images have descriptions attached to them)

[pdq88b-mkii]

wireplay