[invaderxan]

[lord-kitschener]

#thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Cleric ultimate weapon

[aidashakur]

[meowsapow]

Same energy

[carnival-phantasm]

Soulmates

[marketranarchist]

I love the very fine line conservatives must walk between “government is the enemy” and “how fucking dare you challenge the authority of the police or the military”

[marketranarchist]

This got popular.

[operatorfortheboogeymen]

They only hate the government when it’s helping people.

[pro-gay]

[gotterhag]

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

[socialistexan]

Being working class is like this:

[plum-soup]

ummmmmm(: maybe if you spent a little bit less money on frivolous luxuries like entertainment (: you wouldn’t be a stupid broke bitch who deserves to be poor(: just some friendly advice(:

[methotrex8]

“All it takes to be successful is hard work! You gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps and stop being lazy!” -Millionaire politician who is the son of another millionaire

[electronbait]

This is an oversimplification and a bad graphic.

[socialistexan]

That’s literally my expenses. I took a screenshot of what the app I use to track my spending is telling me.

It’s my actual lived experience holy shit.

[bugpumpkin]

future gays are gonna be writing posts like "oh to be a young touch starved gay from 2020, stuck in quarantine, unburdened by social interactions but longing for the embrace of my love"

[bimyheel]

Gays in 2021 will write like that

[theinvisiblespoon]

oh to be a young touch st

[shittycryptids]

a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else

[defectivegembrain]

that’s just a cat

[axmxz]

literally any cat

[blizzardphobe]

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

[tastefullyoffensive]

[scoutsmoocrew]

Gosh people post the dumbest comments on zoo social media pages

Local zoo posted a video of a snow leopard mom and her cub. And some person is in there going like “where’s dad???? You’re keeping the family apart ☹️☹️☹️☹️”

[despazito]

democrats want to destroy the nuclear snow leopard family

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[kingjaffejoffer]

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

[minusthelove]

Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!

[katjohnadams]

So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put in his place” or something, this is from Gordon’s show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can’t admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking “exotic” dishes by learning from the people who do it best.

That’s the world’s most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother’s houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn’t shy away from learning from people who’ve never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a “professional” kitchen.

And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3 

[brunhiddensmusings]

the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to  ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

I also think the precise criticism is interesting. The other chef doesn’t say it’s bad. He definitely doesn’t say it’s trash. He doesn’t say it’s a bad meal. What he says is that it’s not pad thai. It’s been labelled as a specific thing and it doesn’t resemble that thing to someone from that culture.

[silver-tongues-blog]

Just another reason I love Gordon ramsay

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

[squeakitties]

reeses penis FUCKer cups

[shutupmerlin]

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

[waspinfested]

i cannot stand this i keep seeing op’s face like this in my mind

[anxietyproblem]

[dollsonmain]

[starlightomatic]

Not to be a bitter Jew but I’m thinking back to all those years when I was in college far away from my family and couldn’t go home for Rosh Hashanah or Passover because I had class right before and after. Meanwhile people can’t or won’t skip Thanksgiving this year even though there’s a pandemic. Astonishing tbh

[starlightomatic]

gonna be spicy and not leave this in the tags

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

[blackgirlsvevo]

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

old tony stans lil pump