[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[amoisthobo]

[epilepticsaints]

[noelledeltarune]

affirmations for the bus:

- it’s ok to be on-time

- you’re allowed to be at the stop at the time you’re meant to be there

- people won’t be upset if, when you get to the bus stop, you stop and let them onto the bus instead of making direct eye contact and driving away without stopping at the bus stop

- please

[enki2]

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

saying something dominant that completely flops is the most embarassing thing ever. like okay i guess mommy needs to kill herself now

[dogray]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[inthefallofasparrow]

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

[assiraphales]

luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.

[papayajuan2019]

when i get to heaven i'm applying to be the guy who puts all the white spots on deer

[gerry3333]

I'm applying to be the guy who puts random shapes in the blue skies for children to gaze upon

[ladymaplecourt]

I'm applying to be the one to paint iridescence on birds

[myclussy]

I'm applying to decide who gets cancer

[qillermeme]

[argumate]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[beaniebabyoftheday]

Woolly the lamb

[fruity-pebblz]

My wooly the lamb I’ve had and slept with every night since I was a baby

[t3sticles]

[charlesoberonn]

Why is this mammoth Jewish?

[therichremember]

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[bogleech]

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

[memewhore]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[chained2012]

in tears rn

[chained2012]

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post