Life is absurd; embrace the beauty of chaos&chance

I’m that one person who’s always chronically late to everything and refuses to go to sleep. So, hi :D Some fandoms that might pop up beside random textposts: Arcane, Gotham and other Batman media, MDZS/The Untamed, Good Omens etc.

[wereville]

No Problem

I made a comic for Jayvik Nation. I will never stop loving yooouuuuu!

[exhausted-undead]

inspired by the glorious evolution/viktor giving too much of himself for the sake of others

[redpandarascal]

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

[shithowdy]

I cannot wrap my head around living life without looking at birds. Just watched 3 dudes strolling along and a pigeon was frantically waddling in between them trying and failing to outrun their pace but not wanting to take off. They didn’t even acknowledge it. How could you not acknowledge that. It was incredible. People hear a crow and don’t even look for it. What the fuck.

[malliya]

hey op your post reminds me of this bit from an interview with Jane Goodall

“I was in an airport the other day, and there were people all around, all on their little machines. There were two sparrows, a male and a female. To properly court, the male needed to find food for his beloved, but the floor was slippery. He kept flying down, and every time he landed, he skidded. Finally he managed to capture a crumb. He flew up. She fluttered her wings, and he fluttered back. It was this enchanting little scene and not a single person noticed.“

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[processintegrated]

I need everyone to know that when I am educating clients on tension release exercises in therapy all I can think of is this post. It takes everything out of me not to say "let's try the fucked up tiger trick" in session.

[argumate]

just say it queen, let's make it happen

[paarassha]

ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brucebocchi]

[greia]

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

[thesnadger]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[thesnadger]

Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.

Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.

[thesnadger]

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

[bladeangelx]

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

[tachvintlogic]

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[mockingburb]

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Love all the film crew people in the notes sharing their dumb hiding locations

[mikkeneko]

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

[mikkeneko]

i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split between “hey this is a great story idea i love it” and “this is absolutely terrifying”

[honourablejester]

Yes. A Death that is kind, and patient, and inevitable.

A Death that need not fight against you, that will often fight for you, because why not? It will gather you home eventually. Why not enjoy you first?

A Death that treasures those who fight it most ardently. That loves healers and defenders and survivalists and necromancers and mad scientists and immortal gods. That lets them pour everything they are into fighting it, denying it, adoring every desperate scrap of strength and will and brilliance and raw determination poured out against it. That catches you when your strength is done and all your will and brilliance run out, that gathers you close beneath a warm, dark cloak, and whispers well done, oh child, you were magnificent, well done.

A Death who will not seek to hasten an inevitable end, who will chastise those who seek to hasten it for others in Death’s stead, who will slowly and patiently plot and sow and siphon away from the great monsters of the world. Because who are they to hasten Death’s domain, who are they to deny Death its time and its place, who are they to cut short these vital glories that illuminate it so? Who are they to presume upon its will, that is so much larger and so much longer than theirs?

Who are they to call, and presume that Death, of all beings, should obey?

A Death that is not a hunter but a gatherer, who is always and eternal, who loves you, and can afford to wait. A Death who will fight for you and defend you, who will place its hand upon those who would speed you to its embrace, who has no need to rush you, only to greet you when you call.

A Death who is kind.

And patient.

And, before all and above all,

inevitable.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who are they to call,

and presume that Death, of all

beings, should obey?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sea-of-bones]

Death is no hunter nor gatherer. But rather a farmer. Do not forget: Death wields a scythe, a farming tool. Death will harvest you when you are ripe. Not a second sooner or later. Death will protect you from vermin, fire, and flood. You are Deaths crop after all.

Oh, and one more thing: Death always completes the harvest.

SKELETON

[nernaislen]

This painting (The Garden of Death by Finnish painter Hugo Simberg) from 1896 came to mind. It’s pretty cool to me that we have an indication of someone from the 19th century probably thinking along the same lines / coming up with similar ideas! (depending on your interpretation of the painting ofc)

The Garden of Death - Wikipedia

The Garden of Death - Wikipedia

[purplesweetpotatoes]

Watching Pirates of the Caribbean and why do I love media with men who swagger like they're half drunk and/or have wiggly spines

[aropride]

ive made peace with it

[takkyb1]

learning some human stuffs

[nernaislen]

Sooo there’s this one fic I read where Aziraphale braids Crowley’s hair… thought ya’ll might like it:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[alexxuun]

They’ve been covering for each other for millennia. The only thing they need now is to see eye to eye. Metaphorically? Literally? Yes.

[artyphex]

I ate the fucking cricket

[hgedits]

crowley shooting his shot with 'we're a group of the two of us' because he physically can't make himself say the word 'couple'. what a fucking lesbian