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Richy/ An aloof fool for fun!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[nattousan]

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE 

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[xehanortsreport]

i think ansem's complete and unceasing certainty in his own theories and correctness is half of why i love him. this man has never once doubted himself except at the very, very end and i respect that. i wish i had the level of self-confidence needed to take a leap of faith, stab yourself, and do an entire apocalypse because you think you Might be right. this guy had one goal and lbr he actually would've pulled it off it wasn't for the one itsy bitsy problem of kingdom hearts being light. if that hadn't been true my guy would've probably slam dunked sora to infinity and that's a lot to think about.

anyway arrogance so bold it wraps back around to just being plain stupid sometimes i do love his ass

[oogelyboogely]

It just kills him.

[a-paperboxgozilla]

asurei canon redraw

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[arienai]

Like a person who lives without eating... [x]

[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[notanupstandingcitizen]

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

[cavegirlpoems]

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

[tabbycatcarnival]

All my knowledge of Greek mythology comes from FGO

[scrvfa]

the strongest dog in Chaldea

[scrvfa]

the strongest dog in Chaldea

[captain-price-returns]

Literally one of my favorite videos of all time on the internet.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[tamber-tales]

@crowscriven

[alexstrazsa]

Just unmute it.

source

[kawaikunaii]

my constant internal dialogue

[ookyspoopyme-deactivated2018070]

OH MY GOD

[edenwolfie]

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[dollworms]

my heart is evolving, more and more ❤︎

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy