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Hello Everyone! I’m back with a new Rangshi fic for my soul and yours. I tried to make this a thoughtful explorations of Rangi and her relationship with the other characters while still being lighthearted and fluffy.

The summary is: What is a firebender without her flame?When Rangi suddenly loses her firebending abilities, she has to figure out who she is beyond her sworn duties. How does she fit now into the Avatar's world?

I give you fics and you give me serotonin in the form of comments and kudos <3

#rangshi #Rise of Kyoshi #Shadow of Kyoshi #Avatar Kyoshi

venort

Between the stranger things finale conspiracy and people clamouring for the BBC to decanonise the 13th doctor onwards and conspiracies that Disney Is Gonna Retcon The Star Wars Sequels, people seem to have gotten it into their heads that canon has to be good

And honestly I've no idea where the fuck this comes from. Canon can and should suck absolute ass sometimes

petralemaitre

Canon sucks. That's why there's fanfiction.

erseac

We're suffering from a lack of shows like Star Trek, where one episode would redefine what you think it means to be human and how to view empathy and compassion, and the next would be absolute dogshit. Just to reset everybody's expectations again.

zedogica

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

biglawbear

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

nohoperadio

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

mortimermcmirestinks

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

effemimaniac

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

cloudmancy

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

cloudmancy

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

fonchi262

jacryptid

$eternal-fractal blog's avatar$

eternal-fractal

zum1udontno

one-time-i-dreamt

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

one-time-i-dreamt

penrosesun

weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

random-chaos-thoughts

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

yeomanstuff

This. All of this.

6qubed

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

swimmingblue

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

ladyartemisia28

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

aethersea

Thing wins the case

amultitudeofyellowrodents

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

muttmutttgoose

Thing is dressed as elle woods

modogoblin

sygotic

using tumblr while youre having a mental breakdown

gaybichon

LMFAO

gaybichon

dailytxf

I think you’d better get up here. What is it?

THE X-FILES | 3.12

pixelartpeach

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

jv

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

batmanisagatewaydrug

it's that time of year when countless people in countless schools and universities start thinking about running a d&d night, and I'm here to tell you: that's the devil talking. listen, I play a lot of games, D&D among them, and I run a LOT of events for college students. what you want is a game with dirt simple mechanics, character creation that can be completed in about a minute or less, and a contingency plan to split your attendees into groups if too many of them show up to reasonably play together. maybe something that doesn't even have dice idk. I'm not being a buzzkill I SWEAR I'm sincerely trying to save you from the horrors of a D&D night where 20 people show up and half of them have level 20 characters packing 16 magic items and a bad case of Main Character Syndrome and the other half are going to need to spend 45 minutes making their first character sheet ever. just play a different game man.

batmanisagatewaydrug

some games that my co-GM and I are planning to run this year:

Dread

Queer Coven

Fiasco

I'm Sorry Did You Say Street Magic

The Quiet Year

Raccoon Sky Pirates

Lasers and Feelings or one of its many hacks

Knave if the students are very good

bonzobotdrum

You awaken in a strange place is a one shot so easy and fun even I was able to run it

youchangedmedean

"I will sacrifice everything to save you!"

basic. boring.

"I will not sacrifice everything we have worked for to save you because you told me not to risk everything and I respect you enough to follow your wishes even if it will break me"

tasty. compelling.