Not-Natural fanboard

Supernaturally obsessed, Harry Potter is life, Marvel and D.C. are equally amazing, Percy Jackson though 😂😰😭, John Green fan, stargazer, and professional dog lover. Other accounts: lyralynnewriting quotes-and-rants

[writing-prompt-s]

From a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you’ll look in a month. One day, your reflection is gone.

[not-naturalfangirl]

Two weeks later, you were bit by a vampire

[rodrickheffeley]

me: *accidentally drops a can*

rami malek: *popping out of nowhere* sksksksk guess who just committed a crime *shoots twice in my head*

[nameiswhit]

So I guess at least he likes to protect the earth but still cause mischief.

[incorrect-mr-robot]

Omg I can’t believe the new Bond villain is the Norse God Doofenshmirtz

[rodrickheffeley]

and perry the platypus is a bond girl

[not-naturalfangirl]

😂😂😂

[tabithecreator-deactivated20210]

Visit Original Link

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[superblies]

JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

[abookwormin221b]

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

[novakian]

IT’S A LAW

[jerk-and-bitch]

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

[not-naturalfangirl]

Sam, your logic is broken again.

[not-naturalfangirl]

Guess what? It’s Tuesday! Happy New Year Tumblr!

[not-naturalfangirl]

Hey, it's 1am on a Tuesday, it counts! Still crying, though

[not-naturalfangirl]

Ep 3

THIS EPISODE LITERALLY RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND LEFT IT ON A HOSPITAL FLOOR

[iicarys]

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

[jadedsoggy]

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

[cctinsleybaxter]

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

[erinye]

woops

[chesnaughtlover]

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

[xiggyxm]

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

[antique-scarecrow]

this is incredibly grecian 

[maud-kenny]

How can anyone not reblog this?

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Can we appreciate how fucking hot Helios is

[not-naturalfangirl]

I laughed so hard out loud at this this is fantastic 😂

[not-naturalfangirl]

It's gonna end and I'm not ready

I'm crying right now just thinking about it, but Supernatural is almost over. No more Sam, no more Cas no more baby Jack, no more Dean...

I don't know how I'm gonna handle it. I'm excited for this season obviously, but I'm also dreading it. I'm rewatching from season 1 just to remind myself that they'll always be there, but I still can't escape it. In just a few months, it'll all be over.

Supernatural has done so much for me. Despite the fact that I was 2 or 3 when the first episode aired, it's still been a huge part of my life. I started watching right after season 12 wrapped up, and that summer, I finally got caught up just 2 days before the first episode of season 13 and have been watching ever since.

Like any show, it's not perfect, and I get annoyed with the lack of Destiel and the lack of good arcs for Cas, but it's still my favorite show. I know that anytime I go back to it, they'll be there to make me laugh, make me cry, and make me fangirl beyond imagination.

I'm really gonna miss it.

I'll miss Jack, and his adorable innocence and Sam-like puppy dog eyes.

I'll miss Rowena with her fantastic accent, gorgeous hair, and amazing personality.

I'll miss Cas... Even though he didn't always get the best scenes or lines or arcs, I still love him and think that he and Dean were made for each other. I'm not ready for the fact that he isn't in a lot of the trailer for season 15 and I'm not ready for the fact that Ruthie and Misha were joking on Instagram about Misha not having a lot of lines. I'm gonna miss that angel so much, it hurts my heart.

I'm gonna miss the moose. Sam Winchester, the closest any tv show has ever come to replicating my personality. I'm gonna miss the, "so get this" and the love he and Dean have for each other. I'm not ready for whatever is coming this season. I'm gonna miss his puppy-dog eyes and long, flowy, fantastic hair, and I'm gonna miss seeing Jared Padalecki on my screen every Thursday with some new job to accomplish.

Finally, last but the furthest thing from least, my favorite. Dean Winchester. I don't have the words for what this character means to me. Even in the beginning, despite myself being so similar to Sammy, I was drawn to Dean. The "bad boy" who was also a fangirl, genius, and all around amazing person. The one who did whatever his father told him, just to gain his affection. The one who seemed all tough but was hurting. The one who reminded me of myself in that regard, and who I wanted to protect the most. I'm gonna miss his perfect face with the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I'm gonna miss his laugh, his music, his determination to save Sammy, no matter the cost to himself. I'm gonna miss his quiet affection for Cas, the unspoken connection between the two of them. I'm gonna miss his car, his baby, the highlight of the show and the one thread connecting everything that went on. I'm really gonna miss Dean Winchester and I don't know how to handle it.

So yeah... sorry about the rant, and I'm crying but like, it's fine. Come October 10, it'll be even worse.

Chuck, I'm gonna miss this show.

[not-naturalfangirl]

The agonizing cycle of (no) sleep:

6am- I'm so dead. I need to go to bed early tonight.

8am- Wow, I'm awake already? How'd this happen?

9am- What even is life. All I want to do is sleep.

11am- WHAT IS LOOOOVE 🤘🤪

1pm- what? Yes, I'm totally awake......

4pm- Am I awake? Am I dead? It's not entirely clear.

7pm- Just ate food, so I'm gonna finish my work and go to bed 😍

10pm- I'll just stay up for another half an hour finishing this real quick

12am- What even is life? Like, how is the universe so intricately made?

1am- I should probably go to bed.

2am- What if tomorrow I wake up well rested? It'll be great.

3am- *passes out*

6am- I'm so dead. I need to go to bed early tonight.

[problematicparrot]

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

[ren-of-rationality]

My god I love her.

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

[eric-coldfire]

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

[guyveranimefan87-blog]

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. 

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. 

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

[fierceawakening]

I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.

[brunhiddensmusings]

dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’ thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting

[shipperwolf1]

real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent

guys, feminism is for you, too. it’s for all of us.

[not-naturalfangirl]

I say Amen to all of this. Feminism is not just for women. Feminism is gender EQUALITY not females are the best. And about Chris Hemsworth, he is a God of a man anyway, but was that good enough? No! They had to make him 'better' by having him be on immensely unhealthy diets and such. That's one reason I love Chris Hemsworth too, because he doesn't stay fit for appearances, that's why he's not overly ripped, and why Hollywood wanted him to look more muscular. He has a very healthy athletic shape because he knows not to go overboard. To take it a step further, he just launched a health/fitness program with amazing trainers and diets and such to help other people to live a healthy, fit life. Maybe that's not good enough for Hollywood, but Chris Hemsworth is good enough for us. Male stereotypes in movies have to stop just as much as female. And, don't hate me but I think the male side of things is getting pushed to the side with the feminist movements, which those are incredible and helping, but we can't forget about the men who are hurting too. We need more feminists in the world, and more people who can fight for everyone, all genders. Not just one. #justiceforall

[pronetobreaking]

Fan: I have a garden full of trolls, so I was wondering if you wanted to come and shoot them away. [x]

[not-naturalfangirl]

Love them

[hannahlynne]

When you have a headache…

But you really want to watch the office…

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[worthlessstreetrat]

Avengers Endgame // One Last…

[not-naturalfangirl]

nO

[your-frenchblondgirl]

Bonus

[not-naturalfangirl]

Perfection! 😍

[loki-laufeyson-son-of-odin]

[not-naturalfangirl]

A+ dusting meme use

[spider-ish]

Imagine if Peter hadn’t gotten snapped. Tony and him would have been sitting on that ship watching each other fade from lack of food and oxygen. And you know Tony cares so much about that kid so when Peter was looking especially weak Tony would have snuck his ration of the food into Peters, meaning Tony would have died first and Peter would just have to watch him knowing he couldn’t do anything and that that was going to be him in mere hours.

[not-naturalfangirl]

I AM NOT OKAY DON'T TALK TO ME

[themegalosaurus]

“It gets really scary, sometimes. The world can be a scary place.” (Phxcon 2016)

[emptywithout]

Thank goodness we have Jared Padalecki❤️

[emptywithout]

AKF. Every day.

[not-naturalfangirl]

Jared Padalecki is an actual angel. What did we do to deserve him?

[tabithecreator-deactivated20210]

Visit Original Link

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[superblies]

JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

[abookwormin221b]

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

[novakian]

IT’S A LAW

[jerk-and-bitch]

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

[not-naturalfangirl]

Sam, your logic is broken again.

[not-naturalfangirl]

Guess what? It's Tuesday! Happy New Year Tumblr!

[not-naturalfangirl]

Don't imagine: Sirius Part 1

-Don't imagine Sirius as an 11 year old, holding his little brother's hand at King's Cross, terrified to go to school, but even more scared to leave his brother alone with his parents

-Don't imagine Sirius trailing along behind his cousin Bellatrix and her friends because he has no one else to hang out with, but hating every minute of it.

-Don't imagine Sirius getting lost on the train and stumbling into an almost empty car that had one messy, black haired boy with glasses and a crooked smile.

-Don't imagine Sirius liking this kid, despite his instincts

-Don't imagine Sirius and James talking when another boy comes in, hiding his face in shadows and not saying more than a couple words

-Don't imagine Sirius trying his best to make this boy feel welcome

-Don't imagine Sirius realizing that this boy reminds him of his brother, and then being sad

-Don't imagine Sirius then determined to make this kid's life perfect and to be the best friend he can to him

-Don't imagine Sirius following James and Remus into the Great Hall, terrified but trying to hide it

-Don't imagine Sirius knowing full well that he will end up in Slytherin but then he sees Remus in Gryffindor and thinks, I don't want this kid to be lonely.

-Don't imagine Sirius having to deal with the consequences from his family for being sorted into Gryffindor