Kaiju

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I swing between being inspirational and shitposting with the occasional witch post. Hang out for a bit, you're safe here.

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fullmetalwindbreaker

thequeeninyellowlace

galacticgoldfishart

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

For those who want the pic

legolokiismighty

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

thelambliesdown1974

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

warren-keplers-funk-band

attack for @wattse (wattse)

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

asteroidtroglodyte

Not to put too fine a point on it but Fat is a macronutrient. Like you need a lot more mass of it every day than all the vitamins combined. Like haha funny post but no really Fat is a nutrient yes your body is craving vitamin grease.

asteroidtroglodyte

Burnout is a jockey and he's riding me to death.

netherworldpost

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

pedulum-chronometry

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

Homophobic senator Cory Bernardi accidentally walks into a 'Vote Yes for Gay Marriage' photoshoot, 2017

I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat

I’m scared of him and his five fish

How??

I asked and all he said was “I believe in them” he’s gonna be the purest badass when he grows up

Someone draw this kid and his squad

The cousin will most likely not see this but I hope he enjoys it anyway.

(quick doodle because my laptop is being fried rn)

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

Please everyone I do need this 😔 even if I'm safe I don't have much? I want to live normally and get the help I need. Really need a truck so my mom can work and we can finally travel and I want a plane ticket to just live? Being homeless for 3 years stole alot from me and traumatized me. So please any donation could help. I can save it up and have hope that I have a reason to live. I want to know that I deserve to live. I'm more desperate than ever rn.

(click the link to the post)

UPDATE: PLEASE READ THIS IS IMPORTANT

Sigh okay so I was told to tell the deadline so maybe that'll help. My friend is giving me up to a week or a few since she has her parents with her atm. She really wants me there to help her around the house (she too is disabled and need assistance. she will be living alone) her parents trust me to watch after her, I just need a plane ride there.

So I just need $500-$600 to find a ticket and buy some food on my way to texas (Orlando to Dallas texas) So if I can get that first, I might be able to help my mom get a truck later. I just need to be alone and be with my friend to help her around the house so I can at least heal. If I can get a plane ticket I would be so happy.

Again I have to a !!WEEK!! or I won't be able to go to her and I really want to, I want to get out of Florida.

PAYPAL

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

do u like mine

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

grumpydragontea

Especially if you've got darker skin. Medical racism is a thing and melanoma can be harder to detect on darker skin by biased drs who are trained on pale skin. Look after yourselves, please. Melanoma is a sneaky hateful bastard.

Learn and embrace the ways of slip slop slap.

a lot of people assume psychosis hallucinations are super intense all-consuming horror movie shit like the memes about the hat man or always horrible debilitating things that make you dangerous to be around

but in my experience 95% of my hallucinations are getting spooked by very clearly hearing someone knocking on my door or calling my name from another room or hearing footsteps walking behind me which are "just" my brain recreating the horror of an abusive childhood

i *have* gotten the "bugs crawling all over me" hallucination once or twice though and yeah that one is exactly as terrible horrible as it sounds AUGH

(not trying to put you on blast specifically, you're just a good example to jump off of)

media and pop culture hypes up psychosis a lot as The Worst That Can Happen out of sanism, so even when you try and filter that cultural bias out you still assume it's based on something

when, no, psychosis is actually very simple: it's just hyperactive pattern matching. it's your brain's signal-to-noise ratio being off balance, it's seeing images in random static. it's not always this special uniquely big thing, it's in fact quite mundane a lot of the time.

no one is immune to psychosis, it's not purely the realm of the insane. anyone is one bad night of sleep or one bad case of food poisoning or one bad fever away from being just like me on my worst days.

and this, indeed, is why solidarity with the insane is so important: you, yes you too, are just one bad day from joining us, and no perceptions of being a "temporarily embarrassed sane person" will save you from the oppression of the psychiatric institution.

omg jimothy... i would die for you..

aromantic-diaries

This is what the aromantic flag stands for btw (sources: dude trust me)

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

aromantic-diaries

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

deez-nuts-sixty-nine

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

aromantic-diaries

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

rangerofthesouth

MY MOOTS I WILL BE MAKING ART BECAUSE THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

WHO'S WITH ME FOR MOON DAY????

MOON DAY MONDAY

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