Nathaniel

Hey hey!! Requests are open Nathaniel 19 He/she/they Genderfluid pansexual :D

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Rules for requesting

Hello :D

So I'd like to say I'm okay with practically anything, just to clear that up. I can write NSFW

I mostly write for bungo stray dogs cause its like my biggest hyperfixation right now

Trigger topics im okay with writing about

-eating disorders

-self harming

-suicide attempts/temptations

-body dysphoria

-gender envy

-transgender/nonibinary reader

-all types of differents mental health issues

When it comes to NSFW I won't write about

-pet play

-squirting

-any unhygienic kinks

-weird fetishes

-pedophilia

-incest

-step-siblings

-animalistic things like heat (maybe for Atsushi)

-basically anything dehumanising

-big age gaps

-daddy/mommy

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Chuuya x flirty!reader pt. 2

Its been like.. A year since that, if not more..

Gn!Reader x Chuuya Nakahara

Tw: suggestive comments on readers part, mentions of bj, blumpkin (dont look it up) and edging, reader is brainrotted (just like me)

° "ill tung tung tung, your sahur" "YOULL WHAT." (hes never going outside with you again)

°honestly the constant flirting makes Chuuya feel appreciated, in a very weird way. Didnt like it when someone compared your relationship to a discord one though.

°depending how flirty you are, it might lead to you getting edged later on ngl

°at first Chuuya used to get very slightly flushed at your comments, got used to it over time though. However he still gets embarrassed when you do it in public

°you tried pinning him to the wall once with your leg, and you two ended up looking goofy af

°whenever you ask him for something, and he does it, and you call him "good boy" he loses faith in humanity more and more

°sometimes gets very confused when you use Tiktok slang or use Tiktok audios

° "can you say hawk tuah?" "hawk tuah...?" "great! Youre getting your Dick sucked later!!" "oh!"

°"do you know what a blumpkin is--?" "no wtf is that?" "look it up." "yeah, no"

°sometimes he'll try to one up you with the flirting, sees it as a fun challenge between him and his lover, and its something he genuinely enjoys

°loves you through and through, lets be honest

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Chuuya Nsfw headcannons

F!reader

Tw: mentions of lactating, breeding, praise, body worship, oral, face riding, tit play, overstimulation, creampie, riding

Chuuya is absolutely obssesed with going down on you. You could be just standing around in the kitchen, cooking something, and he'll drop to his knees and beg for your sweet nectar to cote his face

Although, Chuuya is more of a giver than a receiver, he loves having you jump on his dick, seeing your cute face contorte into one of pleasure just makes him finish near immediately

Loves shoving his face into your tits, and would most definetly not he opposed to receiving a boob job from you

Whenever youve been going at it for longer, he'll start whispering dirty things to you, mouth sucking at your supple breasts while he says how hot it'd be if he bred you right then and there, and have your sweet, warm milk dripping out onto his face in a mere few months

Worships your body fully. Makes sure to make you feel like a goddess

He loves cumming inside you and then just laying between your legs, and watching your mixed release drip out, would definitely tease you about it too

Has definitely creamed his pants just from going down on you alone

His go to position is to have you straddling his face, making you basically do the splits against his mouth, before flipping you over onto your back, with your legs over his shoulders as he licks and sucks at your pretty cunt

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Can you write about Dazai trying bottoming for the first time? Maybe he's doing it to punish himself. Maybe he's doing it because it's the first time he's ever really felt safe in a sexual setting. Or maybe he's just really horny. Who knows 😏

Bottom Dazai supremacy 🙏

Tw: smut, multiple orgasms (Dazai), overstimulation, degrading (reader mocks Dazai a little), pegging, oral (M receiving), top!Reader, bondage

Dazai was a rather lazy individual, but he usually took intiative when it came to sex, always wishing to please you. However, tonight was different, as he had decided he wants to switch the roles a bit.

Thats how you ended up here.

Dazai sat back on the bed, while you were on your knees, sucking his Dick dry of any juices. The once cheerful and teaseful man, was now a whimpering mess, while your tounge worked around his shaft, more sepcifically his tip, and your hands stroked the length you couldnt fit in

"Ah.. Ah~ bella... Don't stop..!"

Well he just gave you an excelent idea, didnt he? Upon his plea to keep going you stopped.

"oh.. Why shouldnt i?" You teased the man slightly, before getting your head pulled back onto his length, which just wasn't fair now, was it?

With Dazai being such a disobedient boy, you decided to use his bandages to your advantage, flipping his already slightly weak and sensitive body, so he was laying face down in the pillows, his wrists tied behind his back, as he waited patiently until you returned into the room. Being met with the sight of you, with a dildo in your hand.

"Donna..."

"shut up"

Was all that was said before you shoved half of the dildo into his anus

"at least use lube--- fuck!" he cursed

"Hm.. Seems i forgot" You replied with feigned innocence and a giggle

"so cruel.."

And Upon getting the sex toy nice and wet, you proceeded to fuck Dazais g-spot into oblivion, hitting it over and over again, as his eyes rolled back, a bit of drool leaving his mouth. It was the first you had ever seen him so fucked out.

"such a bottom bitch.." those words only made him moan more, before he came again against his own stomach, but you werent done, not yet at least. As you took hold of his half hard cock and started stroking it while still penetrating him from the back

"Y/n.!! Shit.. Ah~" he was moaning rather loudly, all spent and overstimulated as his legs shook slightly.

Well.. This was going to be a fun night

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Atsushi can smell how aroused you are but both of you don't get of work for another 2 hours so he has to try (and fail ) to act like he does not notice. Then he pounces on you the second you two are home.

Tw: smut, p in v, atsushi being kind of animalistic, oral (f receiving), creampie, mentions of praise, f!reader

A/n: my first time writing for atsushi i believe

Another rather boring day at the armed detective agency, or so Atsushi thought. The boy was just filling out some paper work, per Dazai's request, Kunikida was scolding the older brunette, causing quite the chaotic atmosphere in the Office, yet a different thing caught Atsushi's attention, a certain scent. A scent he knew, all too well.

His first instinct was to glance over in the direction of his lover, you. All sweet and pretty, just doing your job as you're supposed to, however Atsushi could smell the sweet nectar lurking on your folds. Already imagining your delicate body squirming beneath his, releasing and making a mess of his cock, the mere thought already made him hard,subtly trying to palm himself under the desk, to relieve himself even slightly, but it didnt help, just made his dick twitch in its confines.

Realising, he cant do much while their still at work, he decided to wait, already slightly imaptient at the idea of going back home and stuffing your cunt silly. Atsushi glanced over at the click. 2 hours. 2 more cruel hours of having to sit at his desk rock hard.

Honestly at that point he was tempted to just take you on the Office deck, but there were far too many people around.

Finally, the day at work was coming to an end, and before either of you knew it, you were back home.

Usually, Atsushi was a gentle lover, taking his time in complimenting and appreciating everything about you, however this time, the first thing he did was lock the door shut, before dropping to his knees.

"please y/n.. Let me eat you out.. Please, im begging.. You smelled so good all Day.. Let me have a taste" - the man infront of you pleaded, already grabbing at your bottoms, the sight even shocked you, honestly speaking. But you didnt deny him the pleasure, how could you when he looked so greedy to lick your pussy clean.

Without much waiting, or really anything said, Atsushi had you pinned to the wall, holding you up against it. Your thighs over his shoulders, while he had an iron grip on your ass, licking at your folds like a man starved, groaning and whimpering at your taste alone, before adding two fingers into your dripping hole. Atsushi didnt seem to care much about your juices getting all over his face, as he continued devouring you.

He took one hand off your ass, to finally unzip his fly, taking his trousers and boxers off just enough to take his dick out, the tip being flushed in a dark crimson Red as his tip leaked precum down his shaft. Taking a hold of his cock and stroking it.

Honestly, it didnt take much before you two finished, both panting, sweaty and still aroused.

"You're so good.. You taste so good.." Atsushi spoke, as he licked his lips, Dick already rehardening at the sight of you, before picking you up and placing you on the nearest surface he could find, which was a coffee table.

Gently cupping your cheek, and putting a stand of hair behind your ear, before he kissed you, letting his tounge explore every inch of your mouth, as his tip already rubbed at your entrance.

"please baby... Let me fill you up..let me stuff that pretty cunt..."

"mhm.. Go ahead, love.." was all you could reply with before getting penetrated by his member. Your walls fluttering against his length and girth, adjusting to the size.

It didnt seem like Atsushi cared too much about your adjustment, pounding into you like a desperate mad man, taking one of your supple breasts into his mouth as he sucked, while his other hand moved to rub at your clit. And once he was close to the edge he burried his face into your shoulder, placing gentle kisses on your skin and whimpering praise, through whimpers and moans, before completely giving out. Letting his hot seed splurt into your pussy, as he caught his breath and just laid there, against your body. Both of you taking your time to relax and come back down to earth from your orgasms.

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I forgot tumblr exists so uh hi requests are still open 😭😭

Lowkey want to do a face reveal 😧😧

Anyways fandoms i write for

Bungou stray dogs

Blue lock

Haikyuu

Link click

Hells paradise

(i dont feel informed enough about other anime but i can try😔

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They got Nikolai...

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Fyodor

This is a mixture of crack, slightest angst and some light smut!!

I love Fyodor but I also love insulting him

Trigger warnings: suggestive themes, mentions of murder, swearing, insults, mentions of religion,he's lowkey toxic asf, Fyodor is a discord moderator and a roblox sugar daddy with lice😕😕

°I legitimately believe Fyodor wouldn't be able to love or find the mental capacity or motivation to care for anyone (unless he actually needs that person for their plan)

°that being said, we'll just pretend he does love and care for you, Kay? (stay delusional💋💋

°Fyodor never talks about his family because he has a bad relationship with them and he legitimately wouldn't enjoy hearing you rant about it neither

°honestly he has a pretty bad temper and can easily snap at you for the smallest mistakes

°afterwards he makes himself out to be a victim as he manipulates you 😋😋

°I feel like Fyodors ideal way of spending time with you would be just sitting in silence enjoying a book or just the both of you mind your own business

°he likes recommending you books and then hearing you talk and rant about them, talking what you enjoyed, what you didn't enjoy, ect. (especially if it's one of his favorite books that he wishes to re-read but can't due to his entire attention and time keeps going to his plan)

°I feel like Fyodor would be attracted to fur coats like idk why (NOT LIKE THE COAT ITSELF BUT YOU WEARING THE COAT YKYKYK???)

°Fyodors fangs are sharp because I said so???

°I don't know why but he gives me biter vibes

°like he just bites shit

°he hasn't washed his clothing for like 5 months

° he used to have a full skin care routine (more so like creams so his skin wouldn't dry and then crack) but he stopped due to the lack of time

°he cares a lot about his oral hygiene

°his lips are a pretty dark red or at least look really pigmented because his skin is incredibly pale

°he brushes his hair with a broken hair brush Nikolai got him from goodwill

°once he dyed his hair purple with a sharpie

°he scams kids

°he definitely had a YouTube channel when he was like 8 (that's his villain backstory btw)

°he's an average twt user

°he had extremely sensitive hearing but can now barely hear on his left ear

°he used to pray really often when he was a kid but after time he started backing away from that and does it on occasion

°he has really bad eye bags

°he can't walk up stairs without gasping for air

°once he tried looking for some guy he needed for something through tinder

°he doesn't enjoy vodka (he prefers wine imo)

°once he got into an argument with a polish citizen about WW2 (I'm polish therefore this is cannon now)

°he got banned on roblox after calling some girl a cunt

NSFW

°his body is skinny asf yet his abs are the slightest bit toned

°his nipples and tip are really rosy

°very good hygiene regarding his dick

°he prefers taking you from behind because his family used to shame sexual acts of desire

°very long fingers yet he doesn't know exactly how to use them

°he lights candles and actually tries to have a mood setup

°he's super into hair pulling

°loves getting sucked off

°doesn't do foreplay nor does he try to hard with aftercare

°always showers after sex to wash his "indecency" off

°he wouldn't mind getting his dick crushed by your heel

°he prefers receiving cause his anemic fragile body doesn't have energy for a lot

°pants a lot

°is a smooth talker yet he isn't much into degrading just prefers to stay silent

°interested in wax play and role play

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Help I love your work so much omg- it's literally my type of thing like a little bit of Crack but in a yk😁 way. Anyways are your requests open? If so, and if your comfortable hb giving bsd men (such as fyodor, dazai, at sushi etc whoever you can) the silent treatment for a day. It can be nsfw or just crack your wish. Love you bye!! ⋆˙⟡♡

Okay okay!!

Tw: nothing but the usual cursing, and mentions of sex and intimacy

Atsushi Nakajima

°why would you do that to him 🤨 🤨

°personally I headcannon that Atsushi has stopped dwelling as much on his emotions (around the s3 timeline due to Akutagawas words)

°that being said I doubt he'd cry but it's quite obvious he's upset or just confused why you're giving him silent treatment

°overthinks a lot

°bro is almost fucking harassing you cause he's desperate to know what he did wrong 😃😃

°definitely goes to Dazai or Kyouka for advice

°can't focus that much on work and ends up getting scolded by Kunikida

°you better fucking apologise.

°definitely no like sexual "punishment" cause he genuinely thinks it's morally wrong to punish someone through sex and it should be an act of love and affection or some shit like that (same though)

°he'd definitely be confused and might be afraid to fuck up for like the next 3 months so he needs a bit of reassurance after that

Dazai Osamu

°he knows but will play oblivious and just stick to you like a literal fucking magnet

°he will just annoy you till he gets what he wants (which is for you to snap and break the treatment)

°makes a sexual joke or few but doesn't mean them

°finds it entertaining when you try not to snap at him

°however he would probably prefer to sit down and just question why the fuck you were acting like that

°definitely suggested a lot of intimacy as a form of making up for it but it's fully up to you whether you want to or not

Akutagawa Ryuunoske

°he cried cause he's a little bitch (/j)

°gives you the silent treatment for twice as long cause he's a dick (fails after 5 hours and starts complaining about everything)

°I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS OF HIM AS SOMEONE WHO COMPLAINS 24/7 WHEN HE GET COMFORTABLE

°deffo calls you pathetic and then literally nags you for like 10 minutes and then goes back to doing his work (he legitimately doesn't know what to do in his spare time now

°he sleeps on the couch that night (or throws you out on the couch)

Chuuya Nakahara

°just leaves you to it and patiently waits till you have calmed down and then you two sit down and decide on a mutual agreement

°(he's starting to doubt himself but will just keep it to himself until it's "the right time to talk about feelings")

Fyodor Dostoevsky

°I'm sorry but he doesn't give a fuck

°"ah yes this is all according to plan😈😈" (he didn't plan shit)

°give him silent treatment till he treats his lice💋💋

°he will just sit in his discord moderator cave being a sugar daddy on roblox or something I don't fucking know

°after a while he'll legitimately get annoyed why you're acting like this "what did did I do wrong, baby girl ☹️👿😕😕

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howdy! How do you think of Fukuzawa Yukichi's ideal type?

Old. (/j)

So honestly I know nothing about his character becasue I just legitimately don't really give a fuck about him but I wrote this based on what I know!!

-Fukuzawa would like someone who's calm, understanding and respectful

-however he wouldn't mind a more chaotic person neither

-I feel like he's a very "go with the flow" type of guy

-someone who's mature (and his age not that creepy ass childish shit)

-someone who tends to be very reasonable and supportive as well as is willing to give a second chance but with their own boundaries set

-someone with self respect

-a person who is just in general easy to love yet may be hard to understand at times (he finds the mysterious nature alluring)

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Chuya with a flirty s/o? 😃

I ddidn't write it as necessarily flirty but more so as s/o being that one person who jus rizzes everyone up so I hope you enjoy (????)

Slightly suggestive jokes and comments on my part, cursing (reader has my sense of humour I'm so sorry)

°he's so tired of your shit— (he loves it)

°he's never listening to any request you say like "could you look over there for a second?" BECASUE HE KNOWS

°anyway once you played "whistle baby" and then looked at Chuuya, at his crotch and then said "I can whistle your baby"

°he stood up and left.

°he's legitimately scared of you meeting Dazai because what if you start rizzing up Dazai instead of him☹️☹️

°he blocked you on tik tok and Instagram because he hates the reels and tik toks you used to sent him (he still isn't escaping the and he secretly loves them) (not the weird alpha x bts ones though or the weird Wednesday addams ones)

°he actually loves how you act though because it makes him feel appreciated, however once you called him "pookie bear" to which Tachihara and Akutagawa looked at you two like you were fucking insane and he had to explain it (you're like beasties with Tachihara now🙄🤚

°once he tried to do it back but gave up mid way through and just picked you up and carried you two the bedroom where you (consensually and not too harshly) got your insides literally flipped upside down

°once you had rizzed him up infront of Dazai and he legit wanted to bury himself underground

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love LOVE your hc<33 what are your thoughts in Chuuya's type? Like what woman would he fall for/be attracted to? :]

"Oh..? My type"

What would be Chuuyas type?

Thick thighs save lives. (he lives by that quote)

°anyways let's start personality wise

-Chuuya would definitely be attracted to someone who is loyal and trusts him

-Chuuya values honesty so definitely someone honest

-a woman who is strong and independent yet isn't afraid to ask him for help if she needs it

-I think Chuuya would like someone who doesn't just take his short temper, someone who will actually stand their ground and won't be easily scared off

°look wise

-someone who knows how to take care of themselves

-Chuuya loves thighs and I just know it (it's just bonus points if you let him lay his head in between them

-someone who knows how to dress in their own aesthetic and won't take shit from others

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hello :) could I request some headcanons about bsd men (I'd love Chuuya, Dazai and Tecchou, add others if you like) with an s/o who has an eating disorder? I really enjoy your writing so I think it could definitely help me with my current situation of relapsing into my old patterns again

Thx and have a great day, stay safe <3

I forgot tumblr existed and have been far too busy with school so I apologise for the very much prolonged and long awaited upload(?) and I hope you are doing better and if not I hope it will ease for you soon enough

(I will be writing this based on my personal experiences with disordered eating)

Trigger warning: (mentions of) eating disorders, mentions of weight, purging, relapsing, skipping meals, binge eating, pills (laxavite), unhealthy hair loss, reader somewhat romanticising being extremely skinny, unrealistic body standards, Dazai low key being toxic (I wrote more of a PM!Dazai type personality on complete accident) Let me know if I missed anything <3

Chuuya

°I'm pretty sure it's cannon that Chuuya himself is insecure about his weight, so if you strive for weight loss and suffer from things such as anorexia or just in general struggles with that he may or may not relate even just a slight bit

°he doesn't pressure you to eat at all, and if you don't feel comfortable eating in front of others he will knock everyone out if he must and then proceed to leave, but would probably check up on you every few minutes

°definitely notices small changes in your body and is always rather casual in pointing them out

°he'd definitely split his meals with you, because he doesn't want you to feel forced to eat a full meal nor anything

°literally never complains about how your hair falls out, if you clog the sink due to it he'll just clean it all out without ever mentioning it cause he wouldn't want you to feel bad with it

°if you're a person with a uterus he'll straight up praise you whenever you actually get your period becasue he knows that probably means you have eaten at least a slight bit more the past week and he's just proud of you for that

°doesn't mind holding your hair when throwing up and will just rub your back and try to soothe you as much as possible

°compliments you literally everyday and is able to just have you look in the mirror for hours and say why he loves each part of you and why he wouldn't want it any other way

°talks shit about modern day beauty standards

°personally I am a firm believer that Chuuya wouldn't be afraid to drop to his knees and literally worship you. He has no shame when it comes to that. He finds you attractive and wants you to know that

°Nakahara absolutely loves chubby thighs (he literally wouldn't mind dying between them)

°if you suffer from Binge eating I feel like he'd have a bit more difficulty with helping as it seems to be more of a taboo topic, therefore he wouldn't be sure how to help as much but he still tries

°would never get mad at you for relapsing

°however I do believe he'd be against any sort of diet pills or something that may cause more harm than is already caused, therefore if he found a bottle of laxatives or some other 'medication' like that he'd tell you that it's unhealthy before throwing half of the pills away to try to minimise your usage of them

You and Chuuya were currently in bed, as you had apologised once more for relapsing, afraid you'd have disappointed him. You've made such good progress, you didn't get why you relapsed, it was painful. The way his expression immediately faltered when you had told him about it, but he didn't yell, not at all. He didn't even seem disappointed, just hugged you, as his fingers run every curve of your body, whispering sweet words and "it's okay, you can't recover without relapsing" as he was trying to reassure you as much as possible

Dazai

°he'd relate to the under eating subject (he's broke and depressed)

°Osamu is a smart man and he'd have absolutely no difficulties with seeing through your lies of saying you have eaten earlier or going to sleep right before eating to skip the meal, but he played oblivious to that as he didn't speak of it, just waited till you felt comfortable enough to talk about it with him

°as much as Id wish to provide comfort, Dazai is a cruel man, and doesn't fuck around with things and typically chooses the quickest and easiest route if possible so I believe he'd just give you some phone numbers to psychologists or therapists so they can deal with it professionally

°however he would still comfort you after relapsing, however I doubt he'd ever praise small improvements, to him an improvement would be if you had fully healed, or could fully 100% hide with what you're dealing with

°however he would straight up go up to someone and insult the fuck out of them if they mention anything about your body

°he'd try his best to prove he has in fact changed but he can barely take care of himself let alone someone else..

Tecchou

°I feel like he'd be the most oblivious out of the three due to how most of the time he's out training to be a good henchmen to The hunting dogs

°you'd probably have to tell him because it'd take a bit of time for him to notice

°he was confused but really sympathetic, asked what exactly you struggled with and tried his hardest to help around those

°probably offers you his weird ass food combinations

°this man is the king of cuddling so he's doing that whenever he can feel somethings off

°attempts to just cuddle you for as long as possible after you eat to hopefully take your mind of it so you don't feel as guilty

°takes as many days off work as possible when he notices its getting bad again

°Tecchou is a big thigh lover just like Chuuya and isn't ashamed to express it

°I feel like Tecchou legit just grabs any skin he can that has even a small bit of thigh on it and bites on it or just smiles (like he smiled at Kenji in that one manga panel) and says compliments under his breath because he doesn't even realise he's speaking (he's convinced it's his thoughts)

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imagine Chuuya calling you "my wine" cause he's addicted to wine, so he's basically saying that he's addicted to you

like you're just laying in bed doing something on your phone or reading or painting or whatever you like doing and Chuuya comes in through the doorway, his hands on the doorframe (if he reaches there idfk) and speaks in that gorgeous sexy ass voice of his that just brings you butterflies

"my wine, I'll be going to the store. You want to come along? Or do you need anything?"

This is my favourite thing ever now, also I have been dead on tumblr for like 2 weeks I'll start writing soon (hopefully)

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Can I request Dazai and Ranpo with a black cat type of s/o? (both of them separately)

thank you!

Hi hello!! Yes of course you may :D

I hope this is to your liking

Gn!Reader x Dazai Osamu, Gn!Reader x Ranpo Edogawa

Dazai Osamu

°this man is so attracted to you

°like holy shit it's almost embarrassing for him

°if you dress up in the style like that he won't hesitate to get down on his knees for you

°giving very much golden retriever boyfriend and his black cat partner

°opposites attract what else can I say

°I mean that's the initial thought but then you realise how fucked up he is himself and how closed of and quiet he can be and it's just like.. 😃

°gives you all the cuddles and kisses you need

°every morning it's a literal war for you two to get out of bed

°he thinks your adorable (even though you might be more intimadeting for others

°definetly made a joke like "thank fuck your like a black cat, not a black dog"

Ranpo Edogawa

°you remind him of Poe a lot

°this fucker i clingy one second then the next he won't give a fuck

°he's low-key like a cat himself, wanting a lot of attention but pretending he doesn't want it but tries to have you acknowledge him at all times

°most times y'all just sit quietly with your legs touching slightly or whilst holding hands

°this fucker definetly Falls asleep on your lap a lot

°idk just the vibe he gives

°quite literally doesn't care about your style and has probably called you emo at least once or compared you to Poe

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"oh, that's my cousin"

Gn! Reader x Dazai Osamu, Gn! Reader x Chuuya Nakahara, Gn! Reader x Fyodor Dostoyevski, Gn! Reader x Nikolai Gogol, Gn! Reader x Sigma I legit should've stopped writing this after Chuuya and Dazai💀

Hi hello so I thought it'd be fun to write about a reader who has a really good friendship with their cousin (cause I have to good relationship with my one and I like throwing insults around)

So um here's a few examples of how readers relationship with their cousin looks (through texts, yes these are all my chats with my cousin on messenger)

something like this :)

C/n - cousin name

Tws: swearing, insulting, family dramas😻😻 my lack of motivation and my terrible sense of humour (I feel bad for you if you end up enjoying this one..)

Dazai Osamu

°Bro he lives for your and your cousins energy like holy fuck

°if he ever meets your cousin he'd definetly get along with them like oml

°loves reading your banters or listening to it

°if y'all beat each other up he'll purposefully cheer her on and not you (rude ass bitch)

° once you were texting your cousin like "bestie, I think he's a green flag"

"bitch that is redder than the colour red itself what are you on💀💀"

°has definetly texted your cousin before

°they're great friends, but at first your cousin was really skeptical

°if you, your cousin and Dazai were to work at the agency

° rip Kunikida holy shit

° THE FAMILY DRAMA YOU TELL HIM

°he's in heaven (probably hell but yk)

° put your cousin on speaker when you'll gossiping and he's sat there with his wine just like 🤭😮😃

Anyways let's move onto how he found out about this bond of yours

You informed your boyfriend you were going to go take a bath, walking into the bathroom with a fresh pijama, your undergarments and a towel. You took your time in the bath just relaxing, cleaning your body, washing your hair, maybe doing a little spa day for yourself. Whatever it is you were doing, however while you were having the time of your life, Dazai was reading a book, until he got rudely interrupted by your phone ringing.. "failed abortion" (or whatever you have your cousins name written down as) 'what the fuck..' he didn't pick up, just ignored it before texts kept popping up "BESTIE PICK THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH DONT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW YOU WHORE" huh... 'well that's not too pleasant' he thought in a sarcastic mindset, giggling slightly as the messages kept flooding your phone. Soon enough Dazai had the fantastic idea of texting back "ayo y/ns bathing right now" "idgaf tell that cunt to hurry her ass up cause i got some tea" he chuckled slightly, being quite curious what was so urgent, before knocking on the bathroom door.

"hey, dear. Someone called failed abortion keeps calling and texting you" although you couldn't see his face you just knew he had that stupid grin on his face, however given your curious nature, you cut your shower short.

Shortly after you were in your pyjamas, laying in bed with your back against the pillows as Dazai layed his face on your stomach, as his eyes were looking up at you with what almost seemed like a gleam, it was undeniable how much he loved you and how attracted to you he was, his fingers were gently running shapes and letters on your clothed skin, as you were typing profusely whilst giggling.

"hm? What's so funny?"

"just some family drama, nothing really important"

"so this failed abortion is a family member?"

You zoned out slightly whilst texting, before replying a few seconds later.

"yeah, sorry I zoned out"

"and who might this be, Donna?"

"That's my cousin"

He chuckled slightly before nodding a bit and sighing contently as he tried to bury his face into you tummy even more.

"you have quite the interesting dynamic with them"

"yeah, I guess so"

"im glad you keep in contact with at least someone in your family" he said with a light smile, before closing his eyes and just enjoying your giggles and the way your fingers and nails were hitting against the phone screen, already predicting how butchered the English is by your fast typing smiling a bit more at the times he just saw you communicating through texts with "ZDUHEZJHENHZ" "whst?" and other words that were completely written incorrectly.

Chuuya Nakahara

° Bro is confused

° if your cousins contact name is "failed abortion" or "mistake" or just something similar he legit thought you had a child for a second

"so uh.. Honey? Mind explaining when you had a failed abortion?"

°once he finds out its just your cousin he'd feel stupid (comfort him besties pls he needs it)

°he's so fucking tired and then out of nowhere this random ass bitch is calling you, spamming you with voice messages, photos, videos and piling up missed video calls and voice calls like bros about to destroy that fucking phone

°legit thought you were getting sent actual threats by how many insults he saw

°this fucker tried so hard to impress your cousin so they'll like him (he really wants your family to be fond of him)

°and then he just listens to you two gossiping being like 😰

"The fuck is wrong with this family😭😭"

°man's started stealing the Insults from you and your cousin

°if they get close and your cousin is younger y'all end up being like parents

"mama i papa" (idfk how that tiktok sound went)

°if you're also protective of your cousin he finds that so admirable and attractive like holy shit "hey mamas😍😍" (kms)

First meeting went interestingly.

You were sat next to Chuuya, and your cousin was sat on the opposite side of the table, at first it was awkward, no one really wanted to speak, until you started telling Chuuya something that your aunt used to do, when you and your cousin were younger, earning an appropriate reaction from him to the information you just shared, and that soon developed into you and your cousin just talking shit about your entire family to him (especially their younger sibling or your other cousin)

(Bro was flabbergasted)

"she actually used to do that..?"

Earning a small nod from you and your cousin as well as a few giggles that were muffled by your hands covering your mouths

Whenever you and your cousin were just calling each other the most gut wrenching names he was so confused, slightly amazed, intrigued and worried as hell, but more than anything he was glad you had such a close bond with someone that you two could've just insulted the fuck out of each other without getting mad or petty about it

Fyodor Dostoyevski

°Bro is just like "okay..? That's.. Yeah okay"

°like he doesn't know what to say

°takes inspo from the Insults and threats

°he legit just doesn't give a shit I'm gonna be honest

°"so just another weirdo? Alright"

°if he ever meets your cousin. tell him to wash that damn lice nest.

°please scrub his hair clean (make the shampoo go in his eyes)

°make him use deoderant for once in his fucking life

I want to write how the meeting will go but I doubt he'd go out and meet them, like I'm sorry

Nikolai Gogol

°this man is so entertained

°he acts almost identical to Dazai

°"put them on speaker I want to hear!!"

°he'd get along so well with them probably like holy shit

°y'all once just started taking about alphas (it turned into war)

°the Insults you two send are like a bed time story to him. Tell him all about the drama, speak your truth bestie

Yeah so like.. The meeting was entertaining, insults getting thrown back and forth by the three of you, some beverages and snacks and you just sat there for literal hours (can you tell I'm out of ideas and motivation?)

Sigma

°he is concerned

°you know how when he was with Fyodor, Nikolai and Dazai and he said "im the only normal one" or something similar

°THAT'S HOW HE FEELS RIGHT NOW

°like he's Fr just listening to you two talk about the family trauma while giggling and he's like "that ain't normal😶😶

°IF HE GETS ANXIOUS HOLD HIS HAND THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING I'M BEGGING YOU

°he finds your interactions interesting and definitely takes note of how you two speak to each other

°he never had a family of his own so he starts seeing your cousin as one as they became friends

°either that or your cousin is like your guys' child

°if y'all ever gossip in the casino he's kind of scared you'll scare the customers off

°definetly just sits and cuddles you while you're talking shit with them

°OKAY IDK WHY BUT A GROUP WHERE IT'S YOU, SIGMA, NIKOLAI AND YOUR COUSIN. PURE FUCKING CHAOS

[nxathyx]

Hiiiii! Could I request when tecchou’s s/o’s love language is worrying to mucho for him?

I legit forgot an inbox exists sorry for being late <33

Gn!reader x Tecchou Suehiro

Tw: cursing, mentions of reader pulling all nighters, other than that it's just fluff

°he'd definitely be a bit confused why you're so worried

"tecchou, im worried about you, you've been away from home a lot more"

"im the strongest hunting dog you needn't worry🙂

°if you cook for him because you're worried about him not eating enough he appreciates it so fucking much like oh my lord

° would definitely be worried if you stay up late at night and wait for him to get back from work

° would hug you and apologise for being away and worrying you too much

° whenever he's away he texts you every single day or calls you just to tell you he's indeed alright

° would get worried about you worrying about him too much

° 100% tries to reassure you on a daily basis that he is okay, however he'd be lying if he said he didn't appreciate how much you worry about him

° would definitely allow you to bandage his wounds if it makes you feel better

° at first he tried just not telling you how badly he was injured during a mission but after some time he realised it caused you to worry even more so now he's open about it with you, showing you the scars and trying to reassure you that he's fine and has a high durability

° okay if you're also a hunting dog I just imagine everyone looking at you two like "🤨😐🙁😒

"you could've gotten hurt, you idiot. Do you not realise how worried about you I was?"

"im sorry, my love. But I'm here with you now, aren't i? I'm alright, not even a single injury"

"can you two like.. Stfu??"

You and Tecchou have been dating for quite a bit now. He's a hunting dog causing him to be away from home more often than not, which leaves you worried and stressed about his health, both mental and physical.

The clock was about to trike 1 am as you were sat on the couch, drinking a cup of coffee, wearing one of Tecchou's basic white t-shirts as you enjoyed the taste of the bitter liquid running down your throat. You didn't know when Tecchou would come home, and that thought worried you even more as you're leg started bouncing up and down slightly in anxiety as you continued to await your lovers arrival. You looked back at the clock.. 1.34 am. And he's still not back, by this point you finished your cup of coffee as you stood up from the sofa to go and rinse the cup out, deciding you'll just leave it in the sink and wash it in the morning, as you were leaving the kitchen you heard the front door getting opened with the house key, happily and excitedly you walked over to the door, basically throwing yourself at Tecchou as soon as he closed the door behind himself.

"hm.. Why aren't you in bed yet? I think I told you to not wait for me all night long again" he said a bit quietly, he seemed tired as his arms wrapped around your waist, his palms resting on your lower back

"i know, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help but worry about when you'd get back" you replied looking at him before frowning slightly. "you look exhausted.. C'mon let's go to bed" you said as you grabbed Tecchou's fingers, leading him up the stairs into your shared bedroom, taking his hat and cape off of him, placing it on a random chair

Tecchou just smiled a little and complied before taking some clean pijamas and going to the bathroom to change into them, coming back a bit later to see you already sat in your bed, just waiting for him to accompany you. He layed down beside you, placing his head on you stomach, as one of his hands went to your hip, he sighed contently as he felt your hand go into his hair and playing with the brown locks, making him close his eyes.

"you worry me too much.."

"i know.. I'm sorry dear" there was peaceful silence for a bit before he spoke quietly "I love you" he said taking your other hand in his, bringing it closer to his mouth as he placed delicate, Angel like kisses on the back of your hand, fingers, and knuckles.

"i love you too"