park that car, drop that phone

sleep on the floor, dream about me

[o-cosmo-o]

you think your life is hard? try being my dick

hello im kasper and i use they/them

minor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! minor

https://rrocklobster.straw.page

dont tag me in tag game

also im @yuri-offical

[myresynthesia]

i saw it was star wars day much too late, tried to speedrun a shitpost within hours, somehow STILL didn't finish it on time smh

ts so ass but its worth it

[attaboy15]

gameoverse was very good. very schlattisfying

[lilic0211]

they are going to kill me and you are laughing. you sit here giggling behind your foolish screen, when i am about to be removed from this world. will you feel sorry when i am gone? or is this some sort of sick joke?

[clmntne]

i Need markiplier to know iron lung is trending on tumblr but specifically because people are shipping him with ryan gosling

[flaccid-rats]

[cowprintsillies]

When one of you clearly had the better alien encounter

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever know which

[suzenka]

Has this been made before?

[rabbitheatedgrrrl]

Not wanting to have sex is NOT a problem. It doesn’t matter if you are asexual or allo, there is nothing wrong with not wanting sex. It’s just an activity. That’d be like saying that if you don’t like soccer, you need to go to soccer therapy to figure out why you dislike it and figure out how to like it because it’s for your own good. See how ridiculous that sounds? IT IS OK TO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!!!!!!

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[miss-nerd-alert]

The fact that Justin Timberlake is not only aware of this meme, but actively hates it, just makes this even funnier.

[idknotgonnapost]

they weren’t kidding it really is the year of zukka

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[boorou]

twitter liked this one

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

✨️ Twinkle twinkle little star, how the hell you draw an arm ✨️