(waluigi voice) WAH!

yes, that is the homosexual frog flag

[avelokadrawsguts]

A cute goat sent you a message.

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[mossworm]

suddenly struck with intense desire to carve little things out of wood

[mossworm]

I did it!!

[mathemayjicks]

I hope you dont mind i made one, it went in my brain and wouldnt leave.

[corundumone]

I got a strong desire to make one out of cloth too.

[papercutkoi]

Design too cute, must model then animate

[abandonrun]

first time in a while that i found a new excellent subreddit r/scrungycats

[cockyroaches]

[casbitchh]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on reddit in my life

[thebootydiaries]

just saw a flat-earther tweet “need me a thick girl with curves” is that allowed ?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[mptyblgplsignr]

h o w d i d t h e y f i n d t h i s o u t

[moveslikekeithrichards]

a couple people have asked how i figured out she wants the spoon & to that i say this: i dont actually know if she wants the spoon but it fits nicely on her little baby cat head & she stops meowing when i do it, probably out of confusion

[justfurbythings]

Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere

[iraprince]

anybody else in the club feeling this one

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[funnytwittertweets]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd....... someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

[heylibrarianlady]

I often look like this

[lobster-lover]

he keeps me sane during wifi outages

[marisatomay]

my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

[goodscreencaps]