•he had it coming•

other blogs: 🦖 @jolly-jello

[dreadful-pennies]

Happiest of birthdays to Sir David Attenborough

If anyone deserves to see 100- and very few do- its absolutely you.

[apolladay]

He made it and I'm so happy :)

[weevilsdaily]

these damn kids always on my damn lawn

[corporialus]

Study of the Lourve Ptolemy I bust

[old-school-maidden]

Sedation is not enough. Will someone please euthanize me?

[old-school-maidden]

The only thing that unites all humanoid races in lotr is alcoholism

[unicarcass-archive]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

[jaydove-writes]

That's nyctophilia. Necrophilia is an obsession with the number 9.

[lavender-lentils]

No, you’re thinking of nonaphilia. Necrophilia is the concept of putting friends and family in favourable positions, not because theyre the best at those positions, but because you know them.

[jaydove-writes]

You're thinking of nepotism, necrophilia is the name of the main villain of the DS classic, Kirby Mass Attack.

[kcbutontblr]

no actually, i think you're thinking of necrodeus! necrophilia is a fictional grimoire appearing in stories by the horror writer hp lovecraft and his followers.

[jaydove-writes]

That's the necronomicon. Necrophilia is the belief that nothing matters, used in both positive and negative connotations.

[jantesika]

I believe that's Nihilism. necrophilia is summoning and speaking to the dead!

[jaydove-writes]

That's necromancy, necrophilia is the country Dutch people come from.

[ingridverse]

That's the Netherlands. Necrophilia is an old-fashioned thin disk shaped candy that comes in rolls

[theeclectickoalastudent]

Those're Necco Wafers. Necrophilia is the illness where you fall asleep under stress.

[bluejay-07]

I believe you’re thinking of narcolepsy. Necrophilia is the fictional magical ability to raise the dead, with varying degrees of sentience. It features heavily in The Locked Tomb series.

[renee-niles]

No, dude, that's necromancy again. Necrophilia is a large cemetary with elaborate tombs built to house remains, like a city of the dead.

[starburstdragon]

Im pretty sure that’s a necropolis. Necrophilia is a post-mortem examination on an animal species.

[mister-e-muss]

Nah, you’re thinking of a necropsy. Necrophilia is a type of angel that’s said to be part human. Shadowhunters books use it as a concept I think.

[phrenic-a]

Nope you’re thinking of Nephilim. Necrophilia is a free virtual pet website popular in the early 2010s

[saintofdoubt]

No, you're thinking of Neopets. Necrophilia is a newly formed word.

[veradragonjedi]

Nah, you're thinking of neologism! Pretty sure necrophilia is an American operating company that is best known for stock car racing, considered to be one of the top ranked motorsports organizations in America.

[beansfrombeans]

pretty sure that's NASCAR, necrophilia is actually the term for someone who doesn't feel like they fully fit the label "man" or "woman"

[darkaviarymc]

No, you're thinking of nonbinary. Necrophilia is a type of infection where the cells spreading out from a central point, for example: a spider bite, start to die.

[cetos-tide]

No, you’re thinking of necrosis. Necrophilia is nonmetal element on the periodic table that makes up most of Earth’s atmosphere.

[mikkeneko]

Pretty sure that's nitrogen. Necrophilia is a type of hand weapon that reinforces the fingers for a punch

[quarra]

No, those are knuckle dusters. Necrophilia is a type of jewelry that a person wears around their neck.

[vesivoro]

No, that's a necklace. Necrophilia is two sticks tied together and spun around as a weapon.

[necromancers-incorporated]

Nah, those are nunchucks. Necrophilia is the addictive drug found in cigarettes

[yoursassybookwormfriend]

Actually, that's Nicotine. Necrophilia is the name of a queen from Ancient Egypt.

[purrassicjet]

Wrong again, that's Nefertiti. Necrophilia is the eighth planet from the sun

[dawnfucker]

No, that’s Neptune. Necrophilia is the newest Dimension 20 Season.

[masterofspite]

I thought that was Never Stop Blowing Up? fairly certain necrophilia is the island peter pan takes those kids to.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

You’re thinking of Neverland! Necrophilia is a number written as a 1 followed by 30 zeroes.

[chazchaschad]

that’s actually a nonillion! Necrophilia is somebody who is relaxed and calm, either because they do not care about something or are not worried about something.

[forestfullofberries]

No, that's nonchalant! Necrophilia is actually the part of the cell where DNA is stored!

[littlegrayram]

So close! That’s the nucleus. Necrophilia is that sweet stuff plants make that bees turn into honey

[jackalspine]

Uhh I think that’s nectar actually, Necrophilia is that vampire guy

[foiblepnoteworthy]

Sorry I think that's Nosferatu? Pretty sure necrophilia is that chocolate hazelnut spread

[f0xx1n3]

I'm pretty sure that's Nutella. Necrophilia is that clownfish from that fish movie

[tailsbot98761]

actually thats Nemo, necrophilia is that one squid ultra beadt from pokemon

[duality-the-chaos-god]

What the fuck are Tumblr users on

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Tumblr

[nvmaaradhya]

feels like too many people have forgotten that everyone on earth also has feelings and interior lives and experiences and are themselves entire universes that exist beyond the current and fleeting moment

[apolladay]

Do you like to read? If yes, put your current/most recent book in the tags!

Yes

No

I used to but dont anymore

Do you like to read? If yes, put your current/most recent book in the tags!

yes

no

I used to but don't anymore

Voting ended onJun 21, 2025

[old-school-maidden]

the DVD player keeps turning on and moving by itself. Does it miss watching the movies with us?

[old-school-maidden]

things I've learned

Sometimes anger can be self-preservation

[medievaljournalist]

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

[all-the-bones-ever-deactivated2]

this hit me like a truck

[old-school-maidden]

Things I'm glad to be scared of.

Im scared of killing just because I can

I'm scared of not seeing the beauty of the world

I'm scared of judging the value of things

I'm scared of being defined

I'm scared of not wondering

I'm scared of forgetting where I came from

I'm scared of apathy

I'm scared of agreeing with everything

I'm scared of not even trying

I'm scared of sitting down when I should stand up

Geese

[old-school-maidden]

sentimentalisms

When I was nine my mother bought a chandelier through the internet to hang on our living room, but every time it got here it was broken because they handled it without care. It never mattered how much they protected it or how many warnings they put on the package, it always arrived broken. Eventually she gave up on it and got an average lamp.

Yesterday there was a bee flying in class while we waited to take a test, it landed on my desk and with a sweet buzz it flew off, it got blown to the ground by the fan, it was fine until the boy that sat next to me stepped on her. Just because he could, where I live bees don't have stings.

I found a book on a corner store some months ago, metamorphosis by kafka, always wanted to read it, the price was good and it was tightly packaged. When i opened it the cover fell and all the pages spread around my room. I spent an hour rearranging it.

I hope to never give up and find a way to get my chandelier

I hope to be kind and see the bee flying home

I hope you never give up on me, even if my pages fall.

[letsdrinkcoffeeinhell]

All those ominous unspeaking hooded guys who did all the torturing in castle dungeons? They got tired of being defeated by escaping protagonists. They all work for centrelink now, and they've never been more productive.

[normal-about-the-dca]

They're just bobbing there.... MENACINGLY!

[old-school-maidden]

sun

[animusrox]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson