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header by since-he-was-eighteen Sterek, Cherik, Gallavich, Drarry, Johnlock, Andreil, Destiel, Stucky, OFMD, LOTR, MCU, Ineffable Husbands. Bi. Cancer Sun. Aquarius Rising. Aquarius Moon.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Damn. That's a lot easier than whatever I was planning

[autisticcodex]

If the system can't survive the people in the Epstein Files getting prosecuted, then the system deserves to die.

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[hamrikaa]

PSU Foxes 🥍

[writing-prompt-s]

Getting kidnapped as a superhero is rather embarrassing, but at least you were certain that your friends would rescue you. Which is why it came as a massive shock to you to see one of your villains bust the door of you cell open and unlock your restraints.

[cannibalchicken]

[romanceyourdemons]

victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”

[byjove]

they are sooooooo stupid

[tehamelie]

Remember, cops "can" be shamed into doing their jobs correctly

[byjove]

“After intense public outcry made us acknowledge the overwhelming evidence, we have to admit we might have done an oopsie. Might have.”

[f1tf]

then and now (x)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm so tired of parents who didn't mean to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm tired of parents who didn't mean to neglect, confuse, abuse, or fail their kids. I'm exhausted with parents who never meant to hurt their kids. I'm tired of parents who didn't mean to fuck up.

Because holy shit. You really fucked us up.

[elvis-official]

You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes

[junegoose]

[peterpatterr]

Let’s talk about the fact that Neil Josten is so SCARY from other perspectives. From his own he’s just like,,, “i’m just a kid fucking around before i die” but from Jean’s he seems certifiably insane. I somehow like him even more now.

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

[teaboot]

My precious son will do all manner of asshole activity until he sees a spray bottle in range. The moment I’m holding a spray bottle he is God’s most innocent Angel. ABSOLUTELY cats know what ‘naughty’ is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

robber barons and slumlords are back. we peasants toiling in our teeming polluted cities for starvation wages. child labor and food born illnesses and fucking measles is back. what century is this. god i want modern problems. give me MODERN problems. new ones

[homunculus-argument]

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

[eurypotpourrie-deactivated20250]

king, pacing the floor : how many times have we told you? prince : dad, i can explain- king : how many times prince : king : prince, sighing : fine dad im sorry i slept with a man- king : YOU SLEPT WITH A COURT JESTER!!!!

[fireflychaosdemon]

I am dying at these tags

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[zvaigzdelasas]

10D Chess

[elbiotipo]