Onion_Hunter The Third

Digial Device Fucker. Anything wjth a microchip really

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[reactionimagesdaily]

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

[romcommunist]

my coworker titled the work friend group chat "work wives" I am the only male in there and it is NOT a good look if i have it open in public

[kosmogrl]

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[importantcatpics]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[pissvortex]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[gumi-megpoidd]

girl who begs for attention but the second she receives any she gets scared

[gumi-megpoidd]

girl who wants attention but also had a fear of being watched

[gumi-megpoidd]

so guess who figured out she probably has paranoia

[gumi-megpoidd]

so sorry to everyone

[gumi-megpoidd]

girlies this is not a good thing

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[teathattast]

[virtualgirladvance]

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[the-lumpfish-queen]

Gramma was at the time travel convention, she definitely was

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wowwforever]

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

[my-dailydreams]

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better