Dust's Place

Lots of everything.

[adambuffett]

when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 

[imwithyouhobbes]

I burst out laughing.

[dennys]

are you just memes now

were we ever not?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[robotlyra]

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

[demonicae]

I am sat at my desk… head in my hands… crying with laughter.

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[mtwtfsstwogsdnpw-deactivated202]

Lmao ^^^

[parkchanwoohoo]

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[boredpanda]

[whateverstop]

I’m sobbing omfg

[occultlylittlespace]

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

[notsomolly]

i haz a warm

[justbadpuns]

The rotation of Earth really makes my day

[scienceshenanigans]

[justchukwa]

I tried making some gifs.

[justchukwa]

I made this gifset after the first Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared came out, before anyone really knew there were going to be any more. Now that someone reblogged it again after the sixth one, that seems to have wrapped up the story that nobody knew was going to be there in the original video, I’m feeling 1) pretty darn nostalgia, 2) cringe at the quality of these gifs.

[playbill]

First Look at The SpongeBob Musical Actors in Costume

[emotionaentropy]

Holy fucking shit

[waffle1up-deactivated20171118]

[prguitarman]

Cartoon Network what the fuck

[wolverxne]

Photographer  Jerry Hull captured these adorable images of this female Red Fox known as “Chloe” playing, stretching and sleeping in the snow. 

[ewyy]

fat bird bullying my doggo

[sixpenceee]

The Enemy

Story by AG_plus

I flung myself through the door and vaulted the toppled, long-dead refrigerator that served as an ineffective barricade in front of me. My legs propelled me through the room and into the small hallway on the other side. I couldn’t stop to eat the expired contents of the fridge, appealing to me despite their stench after several days without food. The shrieks of pain and cries for mercy around me spurred my body onward and filled me with unexpected energy in spite of my hunger. 

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[aperspicuousview]

@srslymynameisdusty @jmsdubanks i want to see this be made into a movie

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

You've heard of build-a-bear workshop. now get ready for

destroy-a-duck wasteland

[berrystumpytail]

how long have ducks been the opposite of bears

[iraffiruse]

[blinkpen]

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board