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ruinedchildhood

March

the number one rule of burger photography is the closer you are to the burger, the worse it looks. Extrapolating, the most appetizing burger is the one you cannot see - the implied burger, the burger of your mind

vikas-room

tuxankhamun

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

bester-jester

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

gayvampyr

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

gayvampyr

wait his mind

kawareo

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

kawareo

The tumblr scare of 2026

acidtheater

"Halloween adults are just as bad as disney adults" "Furries are worse than disney adults"

I gotta be real, I thought we were critical of disney adults for aggressive loyalty to a really gross mega-corporation, or refusal to engage with media that isn't for kids, not because people... have hobbies?

catbritta

i love listening to song on repeat!!!!! reblog if you love listening to song on repeat!!!!!!!!!

see her fabulous

See her fabulous!

SEE HER FABULOUS!!!

i hate trying to get his stupid face right

#deadklock #the doorman

thunderon

kinda in love with the author of this chicken recipe and her love of garlic. karina if you’re single call me

thunderon

like this is exactly how i need to be given cooking instructions. softly reassure me that im not going to burn my house down because im cooking with garlic cloves. thank you karina i believe it’s going to be okay

thunderon

there is. so much. caramelization. the amount of caramelization in this pan is just unprecedented

thunderon

here is the garlic chicken recipe btw. i put it in the replies but im linking it here too cuz ive gotten some asks about it. i can’t cook for shit so trust me when i say this recipe is easy! takes 30 min and uses relatively few ingredients. join me and karina in our garlic-fueled bliss <3

thunderon

im trying out another karina recipe and i literally cannot stress enough that she’s just Like That about garlic:

#cooking #recipe

preserving-tiktok

mybigfatgaylife

To add to this: you can brown butter and then chill it and it will go back to its solid state. You can then use it like regular cold butter or (if you let it come to room temperature) soft butter.

There is a minor caveat: butter has some water in it, this is what boils off when you are browning it. If you are substituting browned butter in a recipe that would be sensitive to this you might need to take that into account. However I use solid browned butter in my chocolate chip cookies without any changes and it works great.

#cooking #baking

morganaspendragonss

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

rubynye

adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:

#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question

swarnpert

insane fucking slogan

licker-of-guns-offical

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole

kafus

my PCNY distribution station remake is complete!

23 years after the original machine's debut in the now-defunct Pokemon Center New York store, you can distribute the "Gotta catch 'em all! Station" pokemon to your generation 2 games! i've recreated the machine's functionality all in browser!

you can use it here on blue moon falls!

#pokemon