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a ferret making a nest
i need this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this
must… aim… butt… correctly…
This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.
There needs to be more cosplayers like this.
“That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!”
“BATman? Well that explains it”
“What?”
“Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!”
“D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO”
“Hey, look at that Bleach Cosplay over there.”
“Yeah, maybe if he pours some on himself he’ll fade away!”
“D"OOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!”
“Scoobydoo? More like scoobydon’t!!”
“"Tell those meddling kids to,solve this mystery..the mystery of why their cosplay is so Bad!!”
“Dohohohohohohohohoho””
“Hey, do you see those Crystal Gems over there?”
“Yeah. Maybe they can fuse into a decent cosplay!”
“DOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”
“Hey look, it’s Thanos!”
“Let’s ask him to snap his fingers!”
“Won’t that mean one of us might die?”
“If it gets rid of half the Deadpools here it’s worth the risk!”
“DOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOHOHOHOOO!”
“Hey check that out! It’s the Doctor!”
“Doctor, Who?” “Yeah, Doctor Who!”
“Think he’s got a PHD?” “Yeah, a Pretty Horrible Doctor cosplay!” “DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”
“Ya know, all these cosplays are making me feel nostalgic!”
“Oh? For what?”
“For the days when nobody knew what a ‘waifu’ was!”
“DOOOOOHOHOHOHO!”
lifesaver
i grew up in the seventies and eighties, this is wonderfully space age, but it was possible with materials from back then… why did it take until the twenty first century? i love living in the future.
one of those things that’s so obvious once you’ve seen it, but you never would’ve thought of it. boosting for everyone who didn’t know they needed these.
This is good for black babies who are extremely active and accident-prone.
Floral Rainbow Snowflake by pinkythepink
This is stunning!!
i don’t wear glasses and until i looked at the comments i thought these were from som weird old video game lmaooo
halloween costume
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
It’s Jolene
I love everything about this.
Awesome 👏
Dear lord!
@advanced-procrastination iM
drift compatible
it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!
Floating in on the wind, yet again, the sound of It’s Raining, It’s Pouring being sung by a child on the creepiest siren in Britain.
tl;dr this woman was hearing creepy phantom nursery rhymes every night and it turned out to be a local industrial building’s alarm system, being triggered by spiders on the motion detectors
which is all well and good but “we investigated the creepy nursery rhymes, and it turns out it’s spiders” is one hell of a true statement
You left out the best part!
The alarm was at some kind of industrial building, and is apparently SUPPOSED to play creepy nursery rhymes, to deter criminals from breaking in in the middle of the night! It was just turned up too loud, and too sensitive, so it was being triggered by spiders.
That’s some creative theft-deterrent there. If you’re breaking in to a place, you kind of expect to hear a burglar alarm. You’re prepared for that, and you’re prepared to grab and go once it goes off.
But if you hear a creepy kid’s voice singing nursery rhymes at a seemingly abandoned industrial building in the middle of the night, you’re going to shit your pants and get the fuck out, in that order.
Give the guy who thought that up a promotion.
holy shit thay video is terrifying i should not have watched that alone
@thunderboltsortofapenny 😳
Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets
Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….
An amazing and revolutionary concept
When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”
I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.
“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”
There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.
“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”
Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.
“You want to adopt problem children then?”
All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.
Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up
“Older children are so difficult why would adopt them??” ALL CHILDREN ARE DIFFICULT GUESS WE SHOULDN’T HAVE ANY GODDAMN
I love this post so, so much.
Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look
Neat shadows
oh!!!1
when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music
I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.
the god of chaos
What color is his shirt
I LOOKED HIM UP AND YA’LL DONT UNDERSTAND
He is a fucking bull riding stripper….
A WHAT
*in the distance*
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