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This is a quiz designed to tell you what Star Trek race your philosophies most align with. Once you've finished the quiz, you'll be given a
Ever wondered where you would fit in on a starship? Are you bound for the big chair, or destined to call the shots in engineering? This quiz
use these quizzes to build your friend group’s crew and then tell me how fucked you are
im your vulcan captain btw
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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
guillermo del toro said so many insightful and funny things last night at the frankenstein q&a that i started taking notes. these are all direct quotes. i love this man.
today I am making my great-grandmother’s oatmeal raisin cookie recipe. they’re my favorite cookies in the world, and as a kid they lead to me being immeasurably disappointed by every other oatmeal raisin cookie I ever had when I discovered that they weren’t the same. I was given this by my mom, who was given this by her mom, who was given this by her mom; the recipe calls for margarine, which means the current version passed down on recipe cards probably can’t go more than another generation back just because margarine changed recipes due to WWII rationing here—but it might.
I have another cookie recipe from my grandparents on my other side; my grammy’s “chewy ooie gooey” chocolate chip cookies. I don’t try to make these at home as often; they aren’t the same if they aren’t in the kitchen she always made them with us in, and she’s sold that house now. maybe I’ll try again sometime.
I wonder how far that recipe goes back; I wonder if it matters.
the other day I read about bread. there’s evidence that humans were making leavened bread, baking, long before we invented agriculture, or writing, or “society” as humanity understands it now. I wonder if their grandmothers and mothers and great-grandmothers taught them how to do that, too, generations on generations. I wonder if baking is one of the most fundamental ways humans express love we have, built into us the same way as all the others.
I wonder how many other families have cookie recipes that lead to the kids getting immeasurably disappointed when they realize it’s not quite the same when you get it anywhere else, and use margarine and a lot of brown sugar and the collective wisdom of at least three generations. and I wonder how many feel lost when a house is sold.
anyway I love baking,
you know what, just for you: the cookie recipe in question:
great gigi's oatmeal raisin cookies - makes around 5 dozen cookies
1 cup margarine (make sure it’s margarine, so 80% fat, and not butter or vegetable oil spread with a lower fat content!)
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1 1/2 cups flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda (possibly more? they keep on turning out flat for me and this may be the culprit.)
3 cups quick cooking oats
1 cup raisins
1/2 cup crushed pecans
steps:
1. preheat the oven to 350.
2. mix margarine, sugars, egg, and vanilla with an electric mixer until smooth.
3. add flour, salt, baking soda, oatmeal and pecans, mix.
4. stir in the raisins (you don't use the mixer for this, though you can)
5. drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto cookie sheets (a little smaller than a ping-pong ball)
6. bake for 9-10 minutes. do not cook until brown - the middle will look raw and that's correct. instead, cook until the edges are just barely pale tan. if you cook until the edges are brown you've overcooked them. this is the hard part of the recipe for people so i've bolded it.
7. cool on the cookie sheet for a few minutes, then, once they've firmed up a bit more, transfer to a wire rack to finish cooling. they will finish cooking like this.
8. eat some cookies, then store the rest in ziplock bags and freeze them. these cookies are delicious frozen and last a good long while in the freezer so don't be afraid to freeze a lot of them!
above is a picture of what the finished cookies look like! they’re very delicious, and much more moist than a lot of oatmeal cookies.
you are a hero and these looks awesome. dreams restored.
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This Property Is Condemned (1966)
Directed by: Sydney Pollack.
I'm casting a spell at you that makes you get five hundred billion thousand dollars. this is not a "reblog and you will get five hundred billion thousand dollars" post. I am just telling you that I have cast the spell, it's happening
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
that oafish homie u keep around for his considerable physical strength and little else
the oafish homie you keep around for his compassionate heart of gold and other endearing qualities
different guy
That oarfish homie you keep around for his ability to predict earthquakes and tsunamis when he ventures to the surface waters.
you may be confused
TIMOTHY OLYPHANT Late Night with Seth Meyers (September 25, 2025)
exactly a year ago today, i walked into my local animal shelter with one goal in mind. being a self-confessed sucker, i had gone to the shelter’s website earlier in the week & identified the cat who had been there the longest — a black adult kitty whose stay was 3 1/2 months & counting — and i was not leaving without her
jiji, as i would come to name her, was finishing up ringworm treatment & was thus in isolation away from the other shelter cats. the staff informed me that while she was safe to be adopted out, their shelter policy was that she had to be the last cat i saw that day to avoid any risk of spreading the infection. i assured them that that wasn’t an issue for me — i was here for one cat and one cat only
they repeatedly asked if i was sure about this — i really didn’t at least want to look at any other cats?? my answer didn’t change. yes, i’m sure. i’m here for jiji. no one else.
and so after a bit of paperwork and some wrangling to get her into the cat carrier, jiji came home with me
i quickly learned, however, that the reason jiji had been at the shelter for over three months was that she was, to put it mildly, an asshole. she had been a stray for some time, given birth to kittens very young, and generally had had a rough go of it, so her disposition was understandable, but the fact remained. she was an asshole. upon our first meeting in the shelter, she grabbed onto my foot and started bunny kicking my shoe with gusto. she stole my food as i was eating it. she scratched me so frequently that a coworker noticed & expressed concern.
however, up until this point, i’ve left out a critical detail of the story. a year ago today, possessed by some sort of temporary cat-induced mania, i didn’t adopt one cat. i adopted two.
on the same day, from a totally different shelter, i also adopted a tiny little one eyed kitten named ramona. how i ended up with ramona is another story for another day — the important part is that she was very young and very small, and she joined my hardened stray in my postage stamp sized apartment approximately one hour later
i did my absolute best to follow the standard protocol for introducing cats to each other. i tried to keep ramona in my bedroom and jiji in the living room and to introduce them slowly
but the separation lasted about two days, however, because jiji, my asshole former street cat who viewed my limbs as her favorite scratching posts, took one look at this scruffy little one eyed thing, asked “is anyone going to be this kitten’s mom?”
and didn’t wait for an answer
Tell them both I love them.
just a sketch without much rendering because I just went through the last dan heng quest and aaa my babies
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