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Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

#heated rivalry #shane hollander

wholeheartedsuggestions

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

tired-stressed-trying-my-best

lynxindisguise

paraka

I got idiots in love, which... tracks.

alfonso-cuaron

Bran may not deserve Leah but unfortunately she wants him and unfortunately she has him. And i enjoy it. Very much.

#leah cornick #bran cornick

deadpowol

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He's Participating!

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You don't understand, he's doing it for spiritual fulfillment, not for monetary gain. It's much more pure that way.

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the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Obligatory

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ramshacklefey

No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:

So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.

They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.

And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.

Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.

Yoga pants. Hmf.

elodieunderglass

people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.

From wicking up road salt.

taibhsearachd

The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.

no-one-offical

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dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

libraryogre

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

clementine-kesh

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

clementine-kesh

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

northshorewave

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

lavenderprose

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

#heated rivalry #shane hollander

robinminustherichard

Hey can we stop putting throw away diabetes jokes into fics (and life). Like can we stop making jokes about needing insulin because someone eats or wants to eat one (1) thing with sugar in it. Can we stop making jokes about a disease that kills people every day and costs me over $4000 annually to treat. Can we stop doing that

ficauthor

I like to think that those Girls in ep 4 who asked Hayden to "hold Shane's baby" ended up posting their selfie on twitter with the caption "and thanks to the random guy nearby who held his baby for him!" and there was a very very brief twitter meltdown where people were trying to find the baby mama b4 Hayden Pike found the post and was like "That was my kid! i dragged Shane to the aquarium with my kids bc he's their fav uncle and suddenly twitter thinks my beautiful child belongs to my best friend"

Shane of course who never uses twitter missed all of this. Ilya however who lives there was clutching his phone for a very tense five hours trying to find out how bad this is

#heated rivalry