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Red hood and Nightwing who get kidnapped and are sitting in an almost abandoned warehouse waiting for Batman. But this is pre-redhood reveal. And Jason's voice modulator is busted. And Jason is 76% sure dick would recognise his voice. So he starts speaking British.
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Dick: so huh funny seeing you here
Jason, lowk panicking: rIgHt.
Dick, concerned: hey u good man?
Jason, high key panicking: yEaH.
Jason: um wag1 my g?
Dick:
Dick: what the fuck
Jason: whats- what's popping?
Dick: what
Jason: fuck I meant um fancy- um- fancy seeing yo's yung blood about and that
Dick, confused asf: are you- are u British?
Jason, feeling it now: fuck yeah!
Dick: i- are you- are you sure?
Jason, channeling his inner Alfred: yeah... mate?
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They get out eventually and when Dick retells what he witnessed in the Batcave, everyone else is there trying to figure out if he was acting and they are ALL too scared to ask Alfred if British people actually speak like that (they don't). Damian, meanwhile, is clutching his stomach trying not to burst out laughing cause he 100% knows Jason cracked under pressure.
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We are about to witness any and all Arab characters across the media butchered like never before. A time where any Middle-Eastern characters are treated as though death is only deserving of them, and all Islamic characters portrayed as backwards, uncivilized, barbaric, etc.
If you think DC is already a propaganda machine, you are about to see them working like never before. It's one of the reasons why they started to hire more war criminals into the writing room, and artists who can't draw distinguished ethnic features into the art boards.
Talia gets fed up with Ra's and Jason constantly complaining each other and decides to implement mandatory "bonding weekends". She kicks Ra's out every other weekend and makes him go spend time in Gotham with Jason. They both hate it.
The first weekend: Jason was not aware this was happening. He frantically puts his RH plans on pause. Ra's spends almost the entire time looking over Jason's shoulder as he does paperwork and telling him that he's doing it wrong. They physically fight at least twice.
Second weekend: Jason is still surprised Ra'a showed up; thought Ra's would've managed to get out of this by now. Jason is trying to make dinner and Ra's finds it very funny to wander around the kitchen and be mildly in the way. Jason tells him to go do "old people stuff." This somehow results in both of them becoming deeply engrossed in Spanish soap operas until 4 am.
Third weekend: Jason has to do RH work, and Ra's tags along. Much to Jason's mortification, Ra's finds it extremely funny to act like a crazy old grandfather in front of his goons. This gets slightly less funny over time as the goons witnesses several older rogues see Ra's and flinch and learn that Ra's is some sort of ultimate evil that was previously banished from Gotham (Ra's got really bored a couple yrs ago and decided to spend a few months harassing Bruce. He got a reputation).
Ra's and Jason at one point do a classic Fishing Trip (catch and release to check on the wildlife. Ra's is an eco villain after all). They accidentally discover The Horrors. They do not look at the harbor the same way ever again.
They also get into a competition trying to vaccinate racoons for rabies with blow darts (actual thing being used in places like India, kinda cool). Ra's wins by three points and will never let Jason forget.
Black mask thinks it's a great idea to kidnap Red Hood's grandfather. He learns his lesson.
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Ra's: Your mother grows so attached to her children. Do you believe that if I were to kidnap this new robin and offer them, you mother would forgive me for killing you?
Jason: Don't you fucking dare
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Jason learns he can put tiktok on his phone and shove it in Ra's hands and he'll be distracted for 20-30 min. The down side is that Ra's also yells at the people in the phone so Jason also has to have a room he can stick Ra's in so the muttering doesn't drive him crazy.
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Ra's loves dropping random insane lore in front of Red Hood's goons. His favorite is definitely when he offhandedly mentioned he trained Batman.
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Jason mutes himself a couple times to hide when he's laughing, which is great until Ra's figures out where the mute button on his helmet is.
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It takes Bruce a hilariously long time to figure out Red Hood's grandfather is Ra's. Figuring out this mystery does not calm him down.
Y'all ever think about how bright a future Jason had? He had so many hopes and dreams, that's why I don't subscribe to the modern idea he was always going to grow up to be a villain, he was just a kid!!
This is now the 6th time I’ve posted some version of the ski trip photo! It is my Roman Empire lol
I know I’ve talked about it before but it never ceases to amaze me that the city of Toronto created this labyrinthine series of underground walkways that stretch for kilometres under the heart of downtown and they called it the fucking PATH. like how much more ominous could that even be. It doesn’t even stand for anything it’s just the PATH, all caps. What fucking fae named this artisanal bakery maze.
@asimovsideburns #it doesn’t even stand for anything?????
It doesn’t!!! even stand!! for anything!!!
“PATH is downtown Toronto’s enclosed pedestrian walkway linking 29 kilometres of shopping, services and entertainment connecting Toronto Coach Terminal to Maple Leaf Square/Air Canada Centre. The Acronym (PATH) does not stand for anything - just signals that there is a pathway.”
Like I always lose my mind at this. If it doesn’t stand for anything it’s not an acronym Toronto!! Toronto!!!!!!!!!
I’m not exaggerating about the part without a ceiling:
This is, by the way, right under Bay & Bloor, dead centre of the city and some of the most expensive real estate in Canada. It radiates an incredible aura of menace.
Okay far more poeple have reblogged this than I thought and I just wanted to clarify- the horror of the PATH is not that it all looks like a spooky basement where you’re about to get murdered. There ARE spots like that, but to understand the ~vibe~ of the PATH, you have to understand that it is essentially one very large mall co-designed by like, 70+ different corperations who all have different aesthetics. SO, the PATH looks like that, but it also looks like this
and like this
and like this
and like this
Here’s an entrance to the PATH at Union
And here’s another- also at Union
And here’s another a few blocks away, though tbh I have never been able to enter here because it always seems to be locked, no matter how much I want Wendy’s that day.
And you’d think these mixed aesthetics would make it easier to navigate, or at least figure out where you are, but again, there are over 70 different entities designing this shit and not one original thought between them. So while you may well know when you step from one property to the next, whatever the look of your current section it’s more than likely they’re a nigh identical section somewhere further just to confound your mortal sense.
Basically, everyone tagging this with the Magnus Archives is very correct- If any place on earth could be the true domain of the Spiral it’s the PATH, and it’s just a shame Jonny didn’t know about it before the show wrapped up.
This looks fucking awesome though. I love the sense of being underground. I love enclosed spaces that keep going and going. I would live in this. Literally the only thing off-putting about any of this to me are the germs that would be circulating from all the other people there.
*Jason stuck in some sort of time travel shenanigans running into a tiny Dick Grayson*
Dick: So...I'm your big brother in the future?
Jason: Yup...technically you are
Dick: Then shouldn't I be telling you what to do?
Jason: W-What? No, I'm the big brother right now
Dick: But I'm older than you!
Jason: Technically again, but I'm also technically
older...kinda, let's not think about the details
*Later Robin nearly gets hurt, Jason steps in and helps*
*Dick complaining* I was supposed to protect you if I'm the big brother!
Jason: Well, sometimes you won't- Never mind, let's get back to work
Dick: One day I'm going to protect you and be the best big brother!
Jason already on the verge of snapping or tears and he isn't sure which: I'm sure you will, little wing
Sheila is their favourite Sim and they like to watch her suffer and make shitty decisions.
so they bring her back to life each time she dies with a deal:
"Make up for this thing you did in your past life and we'll let you die."
Except each time she does some other shitty thing and returns. (She progressively does worse and worse things while focusing on fixing that one mistake.)
And that's why Jason was bought back.
So Sheila could reconcile with him and be a good mother.
Now during lost days she too came up from the grave as a zombie but instead of the Lazarus pit reviving her. She was found by some creep and forced to play the obedient housewife.
However, she slowly regains some of her autonomy/free will and grows resentful of her kidnapper who she eventually kills in a rage.
Now with her brain totally rotted and no kidnapper to order her around she had nothing but the gut instinct of hundreds of years as a con artist and the cosmic feeling of needing to be a good mother to guide her.
So, logically she begins to kidnap children and to be their mother. The red hood investigates this, goes after her, recognises her and apprehends her. (She didn't hurt any of the children and the guy she did kill was a known abuser so no need to kill her.)
But unbeknownst to him, she recognised him (thanks to cosmic cues) and thus became determined to find him and reunite with him as mother and son.
Thus she becomes a recurring redhood villain fashioned after 1950s housewives.
A few slap stick focused stories later she gets her memories back but keeps the hunt up regardless but with a more grounded and rational approach.
The core issue is that she only ever considered herself a surrogate to Jason and being a mother to him would be lying to herself. Which is slightly harder than lying to him. Or the cosmic forces.
Heh... sorry for the inactivity I have been stressed for the past two months 😭 have the batsibs dancing. If you guys want the individual vids of them I can also send those. ✌️
You know what guys, I'm glad Tim didn't succeed in making a Kon clone, because think of the literal imposter syndrome the clone would have when Kon comes back? Think of the heartbreak Kon would experience when he realizes that his best friend couldn't live without him and made another version of him? In the sense that Tim wouldn't care that the clone wasn't him, he just wanted Kon, and what does that mean for Conner when he came back? Would Tim still even hang out with him now that he has this clone or would he ditch the clone? Either option sucks for him. There is the possibility of them all having a friendship but there would be some serious talks to be had or arguments to occur.
Sorry that's just something that has been on my mind and I needed to say it before I forgot about it again.
@kashswag had the whole mood board for his fit and everything, I just took it and drew him. Teehee... fifth count of how many times I have drawn Jason in a dress... probably won't be the last!!