[correctopinionhaver]

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

I don't know what I'm looking at but I like it

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

Actually, upon closer inspection, this is clearly a wizard summoning a demon.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Girls night!

[gavamont]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[moreyradder]

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."

[gavamont]

The Duke would, at best, be the fourth

The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that

And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

[moreyradder]

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

[moreyradder]

Dungeon

[gavamont]

Welcome to the club

[wizard-gobling]

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????

Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

[wizard-gobling]

Dungeon.

[ratazom]

Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.

[wizard-gobling]

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

[gavamont]

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was inspired

[beebfreeb]

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

[beebfreeb]

Did I mess up somehow

[monsterromance]

Doing a reading binge of a series called Naga Brides by Naomi Lucas (https://naomilucasauthor.com/books/naga-brides-series/) I will be honest that when I was reading the first book I was feeling like “Decent book! But I don’t know if it is worth the hype.” But then the series just keeps going and the overall story gets richer and more awesome and I just…yes. This is an awesome series.

Naga Brides Series

With the charm of a snake, and the wiles of a devil, these males will do anything, and I mean anything, for their females. Check out the Nag

[feyspeaker]

cover I recently did for Naomi Lucas for her upcoming omnibus for her Naga Brides series!! link to her site

[vivi-theakuneko]

Once again, I am broke after paying all the bills and debts of the month. Is there anyone who would like to commission art from me? (It doesn't have to be GO, can be OC or from another fandom)

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[pastelpenguins]

Hot take... Skeletons over Zombies

[pastelpenguins]

Idk if this idea is unhinged, but an alien where their reproductive genitals are located in the chest cavity, and to fuck they hug

[pastelpenguins]

I know I just posted this but I have the most steamiest and romantic scene in my head of this with an alien/human and oh my god I need to be spayed

[pastelpenguins]

He wants to be a husband yall!! He. Wants. To. Be. A. Husband!!

...

Im down bad for the oc I've created... Well I guess imma be tossing the sex scene and the sex scene only onto Ao3 and hoping for the best... yall gonna be clutching your pearls

[pastelpenguins]

Idk if this idea is unhinged, but an alien where their reproductive genitals are located in the chest cavity, and to fuck they hug

[pastelpenguins]

I know I just posted this but I have the most steamiest and romantic scene in my head of this with an alien/human and oh my god I need to be spayed

[pastelpenguins]

Idk if this idea is unhinged, but an alien where their reproductive genitals are located in the chest cavity, and to fuck they hug

[fipindustries]

aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

[theothin]

okay now this tracks

[k25ff]

I find it Pleasing that that alien is clearly based off of a Hallucigenia.

What a deep cut into the Burgess Shale.

[pastelpenguins]

Please, I BEG!!! Someone animate Melody and Brux to the SirMixaLot Nast Dog song. IM DESPERATE!!! (I Will Pay You!!)

[kalintu]

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[masteraqua]

a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

This websites hatemail game is insane

[pastelpenguins]

I am not gonna be normal when the next praxii minor nobility story drops. Like I crave Rem's story an ungodly amount and I think I'm just obsessed as he is? But towards him. God I need that Praxain royalty novel to be 1000 pages +. Like at minimum.

His relationship is giving evil Duke manhua vibes in the best sort of way and Im frothing over the way he put that assassin into words. Like Pardon? He had to die? HAD TO?!

Bro is this hinting he was down bad as hell for his bros girl? Was she mistreated? Like I need to talk about this so badly!! I need to know if my theories are gonna come true for that backstory.

Bro was feralINCORPORATe incorporated earth marriage customs when he didn't have to? Freakin risked his rep and honor to marry a human? My guy I am absolutely sat!!!

What had Ruby done to my brain, that bit of lore dropping has changed my brain chemistry!!

[signfromeywa]

"I was so afraid I lost you, I will never let go of you again" Ean'tu

He is so madly in love with that woman, he would kill for her and he is a pacifist. He would let the whole world burn for her. 🥺💜

And left everything behind for him, became a new version of herself and even rebirthed for him to be with him! No one can come between their love 💜

(own Characters Ana and Ean'tu 🥰)