petra's corner of random

[hydro-homies]

I’ll have the lobster

[modded-stardew]

aunt played that long con

[ftgloss]

[rainypd]

Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

[jasonrainville]

The Bather

Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :)

[podle5]

I adore this painting.  I never ever see my body type represented in art.

[cipheramnesia]

tbh same and that’s why i reblogged it

[figofswords]

Stuck.

(it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”

[dilfgomezaddams]

wish we could spend less time telling fat people that they’re ~still sexy and fuckable~ and more time telling thin people that their bodies aren’t a sign of superiority

sexualising fat bodies doesn’t fix the problem

how is that gonna help fat children being bullied. how is that gonna help people being treated like shit at work. how does that help people who’s medical needs aren’t being met because their doctors can’t see past their weight.

it’s not just about feeling desirable it’s about being respected and valued as people

[heavensickness]

"On Beauty" for anon, Part 1

The movie: Helter Skelter (2012)

Jessa Crispin - "On the Outs"

Post of @bettersituation

Alice Notley - "Along A Spectral Trail"

Anne Carson - "On Hedonism"

Anne Sexton - "You, Doctor Martin"

Mitski - "Brand New City"

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[stonedgorgon]

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m actually wheezing at all of this

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[flipchild]

[imaginedsoldier]

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

[lilishere]

[curator-of-shitposts]

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[uncutgems]

One of the prettiest moments in winter is when the sun starts to come out again in like february/march but it’s still cold but that doesn’t matter because everything feels light and fresh and you walk outside without freezing because the sunshine is warming your face and everything is starting to wake up

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aletheyass]

i am obsessed with the idea of an article about an american artist being written the way american journalists write about foreign artists 

[aletheyass]

As we sit down to chat, I am struck by the Americanness of his features (he looks like he has 64 teeth instead of 32) and demeanor (he is charmingly obnoxious). He is sporting a purple and gold synthetic fabric shirt. “LeBron James,” he says, hand on his chest, “love that dude.” [A/N LeBron James is a player from a local basketball team called The Los Angeles Lakers] – it is not uncommon, even to this day, for Americans to retain old-fashioned values and beliefs such as sport idolatry. His American accent is very thick, almost unintelligible, but his humorous nature transcends any language barrier, at least until we delve into the topic of his tragic childhood. “We had no bidet,” he admits, his blushing cheeks betraying his embarrassment, “and we used to eat frozen croissants and store-bought ragù bolognese.” He looks somber now, the ancestral sorrow visible on his American face. “It was just really hard,” he says after a short pause, tears now welling in his eyes, “to grow up without the privilege of underage smoking and tramways like all the European kids.”

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter