macklin celebrini has autism
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
Origami Around
Keni
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Discoholic 🪩
NASA
roma★
titsay
@theartofmadeline
almost home
hello vonnie
if i look back, i am lost
Kaledo Art
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@pepperii
Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.
forgot about the green knight and thought the grinch was just going wild
The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love
#it's called a ship because you want that thing smashed against the rocks
Fucking owned this goofster
i saw this series of posts weeks ago and they keep coming back to haunt me.
great now i’m getting targeted ads with the New Gump Alert
We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
We are the snaughters of the snams you snouldn't snurgle
Speak your shit sister
whatever this is 😭
being online literally does make you forget that if you leave your house most people are like hey man hows it goin
i hate seeing a funny post and the user is deactivated. i like your funny words jester why would you end it all
music is really cool because an artist will do an interview or something and say “this song is about my brutal divorce from my partner of 25 years” and i’m in my car listening to it like… no. this is about being 14 years old and sad to me.
"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"
The next Tesla model is gonna be made of bubblegum and popsicle sticks and using the handbrake makes it fill with chlorine gas.
The next Tesla model has tires that slash themselves whenever Elon Musk wants attention and you won’t be able to change them until you like 100 of his tweets
The next Tesla model asks you three riddles before you can charge it, but they’re really terrible riddles and if you get any of them wrong a Starlink satellite crashes into your house
The next Tesla model is gonna have no windows, doors, or roof, instead using a “force field technology” that doesn’t keep out insects or rain but will electrocute small children in or around the car.
The next Tesla model takes you on a magical nostalgic adventure through beautiful landscapes where you’ll fight the forces of evil and begin to uncover mysteries of your past only to reveal in the last second that there is no conclusion, none of it mattered at all and you’re an idiot for even caring about it. Then it kicks you in the stomach.
Can’t it be both?
i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
me and the besties going to build a bear
powerful mental image, had to get it out
gorjus and beautiful but i think. i should also be a big muscle man but with the pink hair and cute face still 💖💖💖
your wish is my command
YESSS YESS THANK U SO GOOD SO GOOD !!!!! 💖💖💖💖
