No Butts This Time

[rhaella]

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

[gaphic]

because barbie movies slap next question

[nokogiriyama]

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

[rhaella]

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

[rhaella]

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

why the FCUK is island princess on the bottom tier

[rat-mans-deactivated20190108]

[pansunset]

MAGIC OF PEGASUS WAS A DAMN MASTERPIECE

[30minutememes]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

dorian so casually fucks up all of magic in inquisition and it just gets brushed off as nothing. like the motherfucker reverse engineered actual time travel out of a necklace in under ten minutes, and then when he had to go back to tevinter after corypheus was defeated he invented the fucking cell phone so he could keep up w his best friend and/or boyfriend

keep in mind this is a medieval fantasy world so people are still, like, shitting in pots and catching plagues and shit and dying of consumption. and dorian is walking around talking into his magic necklace like Yeah I Know Time Travel Is Naughty And Stuff But I Tripped This Morning And Someone Saw Me So I Might Just Undo That

if fucking solas could time travel inquisition wouldn’t have happened ! the bitch could have COMPLETELY SKIPPED that whole ‘creating the veil’ thing! but the mof didn’t have some magic necklace made by some dipshit in tevinter, which could apparently be solved like a fucking rubix cube by a nerdy bejeweled-bejumpsuited dude who is 87% mustache wax

come the fuck on

[beachdeath]

phantom thread 2

[yassmines]

omg i hope this kills him i hate men

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

[backgroundensemble]

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

[slagbigsby]

of all the possible LGBT confirmations from blizzard, from the most feasible (junkers) to the fan favourites (mchanzo, pharmercy), i never really believed they’d go all in with soldier 76 (or reaper76) because i thought it would be just too big an ask. there was no way we were going to have BOTH the goddamn box art characters be gay. like, the actual FACES of the game? unheard of! UNTHINKABLE! it’s wild even one of the “main” roster is openly not straight. 

but there he is, and here we are, so pardon me if i’m a little fucking excited about it.

[long-ago-1234567890]

in these hard times dont forgety that jack morrison’s ass is canonically flat as a board

[nyanphobic-moving]

#when he said he couldnt give vincent the life he deserved this is what he was talking about

[berryarmstrong]

Y’ALL NEED TO FUCKING BEHAVE LMFAO

[leejunne]

[kylekallgrensaysgoaway]

This was a thing that someone created.

[animal-crossing-official-deacti]

I wish it was a feature length film

[rotting-donut]

The day the OW fandom got some good fucking news!

[march-moon]

❤️🧡💛 He’s ours now  💚💙💜

[sonderingtrashcompactor]

Soldier 76 voice: gay rights

[paper-mario-wiki]

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

[fooliofailure]

who is this man and what music did he make???

[paper-mario-wiki]

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

[paper-mario-wiki]

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

[dongbearer]

sonic dont

[snufkunt]

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

[liquid-geodes]

Okay but have you just concidered

Robert Downey Jr.

[snufkunt]

i have and i don’t care about him

[princessamericachavez]

Character vs Player. Married edition.

Fjord *feeling as usual responsible about keeping everyone safe*: Sorry, Jester

Jester *hellbent on protecting Fjord*: No, I’m sorry that you weren’t protected earlier. 

Fjord: *is shooked*

Fjord: *heart eyes*

Travis: *realizes his wife is doing it again*

Travis: *stares into the camera like he’s in The Office*

[minkstooth]

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is. This knowledge is a great burden.

[moon-pepper]

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

[cosmog]

Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#we did it. we’ve found the mcelboys fursonas

[hobbinch]

@voydgear

[michaun]

Jenna: I hope we have kids someday so they can grow up and I can show them this and they can just be like “man my mom”- Julien: So, they can emancipate themselves?

[paganinpurple]

Her videos sound like clickbait but boy does she deliver