Frogs Rock

Proud Jesus Freak

[philbatrax]

This song is about Charlie Kirk

[philbatrax]

This song is also about Charlie Kirk

[irishironclad]

People forget sins aren't "things you will be punished for" and are "things that are bad for you and you should avoid"

[philbatrax]

[thememedaddy]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[odalismus]

Congratulations buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[fivepoint-12]

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Three generations of feminism have made women consider natural biological differences between the sexes to be an oppressive conspiracy needing fixing.

What does her Handmaid's Tale-addled brain even think could be done about this?

[nray999]

The average gym bro only cares about reps, sets, and will the girl stop blocking the machine?

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

I guarantee none of them have ever thought "I could definitely overpower her if I wanted to."

[philbatrax]

Every time

[ariadne-mouse]

"His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh."

Flesh?? Sauron is out there giving X-rays, MRIs, and CAT scans. He's more affordable than your primary care referral and more benevolent than your insurance company. Come to the Mordor health clinic today and be Perceived by the Eye.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[vomitdodger]

He’s Gangsta now.

@salt-n-tigers

[philbatrax]

The tiger

She destroyed her tooth

Yes

YES

The tiger is blinged

[funnykidmemes]

[nemfrog]

"In case of consumption look for these for a cure." Household discoveries. 1913.

Internet Archive

[philbatrax]

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[philbatrax]

an asocial recluse

[seagullgal]

sex work fans love to ask you to compare prostitution to other jobs but refuse to compare it to other types of sex. if you take away someone’s food and say you’ll only give it back after a blowjob it doesn’t sound very consensual does it?