Frogs Rock

Proud Jesus Freak

[philbatrax]

This song is about Charlie Kirk

[philbatrax]

This song is also about Charlie Kirk

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[barbariankingdom]

(via Home / X)

[ruck375]

💯🎯

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

The latter one would never pass and would probably require being able to prove malice, which would be impossible. However, a couple of strikes and then you’re disbarred might be more palatable to the public and legislators.

[crazy-brazilian]

[philbatrax]

It means you had a miscarriage. I'm so sorry. :(

[philbatrax]

[shoppinghauer]

You have to be fucking kidding me

Context: for weeks/months, the usian government flirted with the "disclosure" idea (the revealing of human contact with aliens basically) by making the site aliens.gov and saying by official channels they were going to finally tell the truth.

Well, turns out their idea of "disclosure" of non human intelligence is by calling immigrants, aliens.

This is straight up horryifying: a government officially calling immigrants "it"; and stupid: they even used the X-files theme song.

And the UFO aficionados are more angered by the fact no aliens nor ufos were revealed 🤧. Only some of them are actually baffled by this insane move by the US government.

[lobotomy-lady]

I am losing my fucking mind I knew he was gonna pull some ridiculous bullshit since this was all just meant to be one big distraction but never did it cross my consciousness that his big disclosure would be "by aliens I meant illegal aliens" omfg. can he DIEEEE

[philbatrax]

Unfathomably based

Gonna abduct all them aliens

[shoppinghauer]

Kill yourself now, theres no going back from that male pattern baldness

[philbatrax]

[rosegardeninwinter]

you may not think I’m brave but every day I have to see people disregard all of Susan Pevensie’s complexity in favor of “Aslan was just not a girl’s girl I fear 💅🏻✨” “Lewis was a misogynist” “it’s religious propaganda” and I am being so resilient about it … like I am genuinely begging you people to have a modicum of analytical integrity … have you never wrestled with a once-held belief? have you never struggled to find the balance between your autonomy and your connection to your family? have you never made a mistake in your priorities? have you never wanted to hurry up and grow up and perhaps lost a part of yourself in the process?

that’s what Susan is

but no, we have to invent the most uninspired, surface level take on her story possible and peddle that as the big takeaway of a book series that hardly ever gives you such an on-the-nose “moral”

be fr

[rosegardeninwinter]

THIS

[secretwriter-studentjaune]

[sweetheartsoldier]

The tags on this post are a goldmine of reading comprehension.

[philbatrax]

there's definitely potential to make Susan way deeper than the whiners ever go for.

remember, Susan and the other kids were king and queen for a while. and in The Horse And His Boy, this meant a war nearly broke out because a Not-Muslim thought she was Just So Hot that it was worth killing people over.

there's a very brief section in one of the later books, Lucy mentioned she had tried to talk to Susan about the good times in Narnia, and Susan dismissed it by saying, "oh, what a wonderful memory you have of the games we played as children."

it sort of implies that she forgot.

but, it could be more than that.

because she could also mean that Lucy is only talking about the good parts she remembers.

whereas, to Susan, in the world of fashion and invitations and dances,

if a boy is coming on too strong, all she has to do is say no. and a hundred people don't die.

but, she may not be able to put the past in the past forever.

because even in the modern world, there are still dangerous people.

and sometimes,

when you tell the wrong people "no,"

a good man still dies.

[shoppinghauer]

You have to be fucking kidding me

Context: for weeks/months, the usian government flirted with the "disclosure" idea (the revealing of human contact with aliens basically) by making the site aliens.gov and saying by official channels they were going to finally tell the truth.

Well, turns out their idea of "disclosure" of non human intelligence is by calling immigrants, aliens.

This is straight up horryifying: a government officially calling immigrants "it"; and stupid: they even used the X-files theme song.

And the UFO aficionados are more angered by the fact no aliens nor ufos were revealed 🤧. Only some of them are actually baffled by this insane move by the US government.

[lobotomy-lady]

I am losing my fucking mind I knew he was gonna pull some ridiculous bullshit since this was all just meant to be one big distraction but never did it cross my consciousness that his big disclosure would be "by aliens I meant illegal aliens" omfg. can he DIEEEE

[philbatrax]

Unfathomably based

Gonna abduct all them aliens

[scarabesque-returns]

[gsirvitor]

What is a Man

A miserable pile of secrets.

A featherless biped.

Swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon.

Water - 35 liters. Carbon - 20 kg. 4L - ammonia. 1.5kg - lime. 800g - phosphorus

Voting ended onMay 29

[anamericangirl]

The only right answer

[philbatrax]

vanilla extract

[ozempicofficial]

[eternally-dentheaded]

[mercaius]

It's a giant herbivore with a weapon. With what we know about giant, armed herbivores in the modern day, I would be a lot more nervous, honestly.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Hippos are the deadliest mammal in Africa.

[philbatrax]

Cape buffalo are the second.

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[philbatrax]

[thememedaddy]

[philbatrax]

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself start a podcast

[proteinmom]

it's funny how "white supremacy" seems to be "oh i don't think people should be stabbed and raped" or even "hmm maybe it would be nice if everyone had manners" but everyone else walks around with more of an in group bias than white people and it's not (insert race here) supremacy

[beardedmrbean]

[philbatrax]

living?????