Clumsy Sarcastic Panda

Spirit animal: Mooncake. Customer Service by day, INFJ all the time. Preferred food source:Sarcasm. Facial expressions an open book but will try to hide inner monologue to be polite.

[zoomerbro]

[phobicpanda]

Me when they ask what my five year plan is...

[earthstory]

earthunaltered

Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?🐾

[jumpingjacktrash]

that’s the most electronic sounding noise i’ve ever heard a mammal make!

[phobicpanda]

My world's are colliding!!!! #spn #criminalminds #barnes #jodymills #akf

[aborddelimpala]

#Mood

[phobicpanda]

Yep

[springsprites]

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

[phobicpanda]

Me when people turn up to my house unexpectedly

[ultrafacts]

Ma Kettle’s previous owner — who called her Lady — died in 2012, leaving her homeless. She then arrived & was adopted out of the Chautauqua County Animal Shelter, in Kansas, but then given away again for not getting along with a new puppy.

She then escaped her third home, and walked back nearly 30 miles to the family with the puppy, but the journey ended with her being sent back to the shelter..

After her sad story went viral, she is now adopted by the heiress of Wrigley (Helen Rosburg, also known as the author Helen Rich) and will spend the rest of her life in an 11,000 square foot home on 100-odd acres, with a whole menagerie of furry rescue companions & will be spoiled and loved.

Here she is on a private jet to her new home:

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[boss-of-the-plains]

MY FUCKING HEART

[lovely-little-lotus-deactivated]

i actually teared up omg 

[negative-pessimist-deactivated2]

becpunzel

[outside-time-deactivated2017091]

Love it.

[phobicpanda]

Heart broken...Then repaired by this beautiful story

[paramar]

Batman -The Tailor by TerminAitor

[nightmareloki]

[crybringer]

Best comic I’ve read all day.

[siphersaysstuff]

See, stories like this would get me to read more superhero comics. ‘Cuz this is superb.

[dirtyriver]

Great! There actually was a tailor story in Detective a few years ago, but it never looked this cool.

[tenderofriki]

Astrocity spirit in gotham :D

[dreamrabbit]

This is the best comic story I’ve read in a long time. Completely and utterly wonderful.

~DreamR

[gabzilla-z]

This is so beautiful. Gets the hell gothamites must face every day, the threat the villains in the city represent and the hope Batman gives perfectly 

[gabzilla-z]

I thought this was a good time to bring this back

[tinoboy98]

:’(

[phobicpanda]

[pleasestopandrew]

lol sushi

[wombshaker]

Lil Oatmeal

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Lil Rice

[cookiemonsterwillkillyou]

Lil smoke salmon

[decadentcryptid]

^^^^ alternatively: lil lox

[blackwoolncrown]

lil granola

[spidersrandomfandoms]

Lil rabbit stew

[redshiftsinger]

lil tea  (mac & cheese if only foods count and not beverages)

[questionablemotivations]

lil noodle

[the-gayest-dragon]

Lil Sausage

[cats-and-birds8775]

lil crawdad

[stark-raven-mad]

Lil Chicken (was waiting for someone to say Lil dick or Lil ass)

[phobicpanda]

Lil Curly Fries

[did-you-know]

Canada and Denmark have fought over the same island for decades. Denmark visited Hans Island in 1984 and left their flag, a bottle of schnapps, and a note that said ‘Welcome to the Danish island.’ Canada then visited with their own flag, a bottle of Canadian Club, and a 'Welcome to Canada’ note. Because the island is within the territorial waters of both countries, they’ve been having a not-so-serious 'whiskey war’ ever since. Source Source 2

[phobicpanda]

Nail biter....

[iaintnopapaya]

Disney Princesses as sloths.

[santinope-blog]

but why

[star-shine]

why not

[phobicpanda]

Make this happen please

[moreleftthannot]

[thegeekogecko]

this is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

[michaelakuntzmann]

I think this is the new Punch Hitler in the face?

[brookietf]

HIT HIM AGAIN

[phobicpanda]

The chair, hit with the chair!!!

[aboutchopsuey]

Commencing at 9am on January 20, 2017, the day of the inauguration of the 45th President of the United States, the public is invited to deliver the words “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” into a camera mounted on a wall outside the Museum of the Moving Image, New York, repeating the phrase as many times, and for as long as they wish. Open to all, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, the participatory performance will be live-streamed continuously for four years, or the duration of the presidency. In this way, the mantra “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” acts as a show of resistance or insistence, opposition or optimism, guided by the spirit of each individual participant and the community.

LIVESTREAM

[fyp-psychology]

PSYCHOLOGY FACT #428

A healthy relationship will never require you to sacrifice your friends, your dreams, or your dignity.

Read more psychology facts Here

[just-shower-thoughts]

A font for sarcasm would be very useful.

[phobicpanda]

Please for the love of all that is holy please somebody create a font for sarcasm...People keep thinking I'm a nice person.

[ucresearch]

Why we need GMOs to survive climate change

Genetically modified organisms get a bad rap for many reasons, but we’ve actually been genetically altering what we eat since the dawn of human history.

“For 10,000 years, we have altered the genetic makeup of our crops,”explains UC Davis plant pathology professor Pamela Ronald.

“Today virtually everything we eat is produced from seeds that we have genetically altered in one way or another.” (You can read more about Ronald’s thoughts on genetically engineered food here.)

Right now her focus is on rice. It’s one of our basic crops and without it, we would struggle to feed much of the world.

With climate change, we’re seeing an increase in flooding in places like India and Bangladesh, which makes it harder to grow this important food staple.

So Ronald and her lab have developed a flood-tolerant strain of rice. It’s known as Sub1a or “scuba rice” and millions of farmers in South Asia are now growing it in their fields. 

Today is National Food Day, a day dedicated to hunger awareness. But as we focus on food insecurity, we need to talk more about how global warming will make the problem worse.

As our climate continues to heat up, it has huge impacts on what foods we are able to grow. Will our crops be able to survive droughts and floods? The University of California leads six labs that are working to develop other climate-resilient crops including chickpea, cowpea and millet.

Find out what other scientists are doing to improve our food.

[alithographica]

Your daily reminder that GMOs are not evil - profit-mongering corporations are.

[phobicpanda]

At least I know the future of my predominantly rice based diet will be safe

[tonyhawksproskaterfour-deactiva]

tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:

-suffering -the pain of living

[phobicpanda]

Testify!!

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[movednowbye-deactivated20221103]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[seascrapes]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[verdytai]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[larena]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[elsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e-deactivated20170219]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks-blog]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[scuttleboat]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[maramcgregor]

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

[fastphoridae]

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

[pandor-pandorkful]

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

[fozmeadows]

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

[jeremiagoeswoah]

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

[ryblogs]

[allnjstn-deactivated20250522]

Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

[gaycoffeelover]

@cresselian

[phobicpanda]

i love the level of intensities between each post