"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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tannertan36
dirt enthusiast
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
ellievsbear
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
Kiana Khansmith
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will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Keni
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@phro789
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
i’m losing my absolute shit at the Elmo in the background.
The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”
The end…
That was savage
O B L I T E R A T E D
E V A P O R A T E D
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
this post appears once every million years
I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.
oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots
this is A DREAM COMING TRUE
watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
wait a second
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you
how to put a condom on
where to get free birth control
the hymen debunked
cleaning your vibrators
how to avoid pressures
signs you may be pregnant
safe guide to anal sex
all about dental dams
disabled sexual resources
what is hiv?
feminist porn
female ejaculation
fisting 101
communication during sex
setting sexual boundaries
bdsm vs abuse
lube during sex
the clitoris
sex education games
understanding gender
what to do if your nudes were leaked
intersex
sexual consent
all about masturbation
choosing a sex toy
tips for your first time
Tumblr, you’re alright
ROFL OMG. THIS CONVERSATION.
I CANNOT
LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
grapes have now officially been renamed to moist orbs thank you for listening
20/8/2018
did you… did you create this blog only for this post
everyone’s gotta start somewhere, man
I didn’t think Justice could be done in days like these. I thought Truth was always crushed beneath the hobnailed boots of The Corporate Man. But, tonight? After this? My life begins anew.
ghostbusters?
taking over! i’m
virgin!
Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url
i made the mistake of reading yours
Not having a case on your iPhone is like having sex without a condom, it feels great but something bad is bound to happen.
Click here for a random joke!
Welcome to Masturbation Addicts Anonymous!
I see everyone came today, which is disappointing.
Click here for a random joke!
eats p*ssy to cope
reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins
