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Might of spent a lil while trying to make this look alright~

I have decided to make two iconic outfits from each Disney Princess! First off, Belle with her village outfit and her ball gown. Recommended for skin tone 1, as seen here: https://bunniebells.tumblr.com/post/613843614002495488

pawport: “struggling with skin tones? here’s a really useful chart by liskash on the new horizons subreddit! ”

ac-elestial

cafe sign ☕

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some sleeping pokemon patterns for your bedsheets!

alfiesrum

got a couple of requests for the codes for the picnic blanket so here it is!

if you want to make your own in a different colour you can follow the pixel art i’ve added the pixel art to show what i did:

1- make the middle panel first, as shown. the tile should be 4 squares x 4 squares, each square is 8 pixels x 8 pixels. i used two shades for each square (so 4 brown colours overall) to give it a woven look. you can make a simple plaid / checked pattern by using the line tool and ‘weaving’ the lines over and under each other randomly. you can make the pattern as simple or as complicated as you want!

2- copy it over to 2 new slots (this will ensure that the squares / pattern will look seamless on the side pieces!)

3- use the transparent pen tool to make the frills for each side. you can make them as big or as small as you like!

you can also just use a middle panel if you want a simpler blanket or don’t have many custom design slots 😅

starbrickcrossing

Bus stop map.

llatimeria

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llatimeria

i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments

so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this

greenandhazy

I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died

curlicuecal

these are making my day

curlicuecal

Okay, this one’s killing me:

thebabbagepatch

These ones got me:

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Important Skyrim Lore (according to the Nords)

Visit Original Link

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piercedpretzel

It became relevant in my life again

destiny-islanders

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

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“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

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Freeloader Comin’ through!

moonlight-fox

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

bramblepatch

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

pocosun

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker.

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

eggfucker1

Reblogging to save my life

theraptorcage

Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight.

theraptorcage

Glad to have Facebook moms enjoying my content.

westieronto

How most people with invisible illnesses are treated by health care “professionals”

thefemcritique

The Golden Girls didn’t fuck around

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pls watch

honestly i really appreciated this scene when I first saw it bc it took me like two years to get a diagnosis for what’s wrong with me

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Dorothy: Dr. Budd?

Dr. Budd: Yes?

Dorothy: You probably don’t remember me, but you told me I wasn’t sick. Do you remember? You told me I was just getting old.

Dr. Budd: I’m sorry, I really don’t–

Dorothy: Remember. Maybe you’re getting old. That’s a little joke. Well, I tell you, Dr. Budd, I really am sick. I have chronic fatigue syndrome. That is a real illness. You can check with the Center for Disease Control.

Dr. Budd: Huh. Well, I’m sorry about that.

Dorothy: Well, I’m glad! At least I know I have something.

Dr. Budd: I’m sure. Well, nice seeing you.

Dorothy: Not so fast. There are some things I have to say. There are a lot of things that I have to say. Words can’t express what I have to say. [tearing up] What I went through, what you put me through—I can’t do this in a restaurant.

Dr. Budd: Good!

Dorothy: But I will!

Dr. Budd’s date: Louis, who is this person?

Dr. Budd: Look, Miss–

Dorothy: Sit. I sat for you long enough. Dr. Budd, I came to you sick—sick and scared—and you dismissed me. You didn’t have the answer, and instead of saying “I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with you,” you made me feel crazy, like I had made it all up. You dismissed me! You made me feel like a child, a fool, a neurotic who was wasting your precious time. Is that your caring profession? Is that healing? No one deserves that kind of treatment, Dr. Budd, no one. I suspect had I been a man, I might have been taken a bit more seriously, and not told to go to a hairdresser.

Dr. Budd: Look, I am not going to sit here anymore–

Dr. Budd’s date: Shut up, Louis.

Dorothy: I don’t know where you doctors lose your humanity, but you lose it. You know, if all of you, at the beginning of your careers, could get very sick and very scared for a while, you’d probably learn more from that than anything else. You’d better start listening to your patients. They need to be heard. They need caring. They need compassion. They need attending to. You know, someday, Dr. Budd, you’re gonna be on the other side of the table, and as angry as I am, and as angry as I always will be, I still wish you a better doctor than you were to me.

jennytrout

Reblogging for any of my mutuals who’ve ever dealt with Dr. Budd.

thwippersnapple

AAAAaaAaaAaaAaaAAaAAaaaaaA SAERAN

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this is the only video i’ve ever encountered on tumblr that plays WITH VOLUME all on it’s own. For the 4th time today I’ve nearly scrolled passed this video only to have him screech at me. What do you want? Validation? this post is sentient and its horrifying

piercedpretzel

Repost because I love Barbie movies

ftafp

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

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but what an incredible journey he had getting there

disenfranchisedchads

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

brunhiddensmusings

‘ye olde florida man’ is actually way closer then it has any right to be and that scares me

probablysomeproblems

Guess he’s a… jack of all trades

nyanbinary-83

Dammit

autisticfossil

Fidget pens

Okay so I completely forgot that I had ordered this cause I bought it ages ago but it arrived in the mail today and….

Ta-da!

It’s basically a fidget cube on a pen!

It’s got a spinner….

…. A flicky bit…..

…. A switch…

….A rolling ball….

….a soft part to rub…

…And the grip is really nice to scrape a nail over!

It’s really great!!! It’s a little top heavy, and it writes exactly the same as a ‘normal’ pen.

I got mine from the FidgiPen kickstarter, BUT! There’s a UK company called FidgetPen that does them for £12ish and they’ve got a sale on at the moment, so it’s only £8. Plus they’ve got some really nice colours.

With fidget spinners and cubes being banned in classrooms, this is a pretty good alternative, And it’s quiet enough that it shouldn’t be noticeable. Mine came with 2 spare cartridges, so I should be set for a while.

ANYWAY yeah this is cool and I thought I should share it

transnobody6

https://fidgipen.com ($19.99) (shown above)

https://think-ink-pen.myshopify.com/products/the-real-think-ink-pen ($24.95) (twistable, spinable, clickable)

https://fidgetclub.com/products/fidget-pencil-toppers?variant=27487481222 :

Wing Nut ($2.50) (Harder to twist)

Hex Nut ($2.50) (Harder to twist)

Snap Rectangle ($2.50) (Snaps loudly)

Turn Maze ($2.50) (Easiest to fidget)

32-and-you

Thank you for a link to buy it!!!

harpomarxs

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

asinheavenasinhell-deactivated2

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

fatallyblonde

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend. I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

fullofbeansandspunk

Other good pointers:

if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP

punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.

see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

other delicate areas:

the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)

the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)

Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.

the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)

the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)

the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)

if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

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-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch.

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary.

ramblinprose

Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.

theawesomeadventurer

Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up

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Also if you fuck up their face it’ll be easier for police to identify the attacker.

If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.