pls bury jkr

she/her, personal is petitionformoregirls

[tamehill-deactivated20220804]

what do you mean wolfstar didnt raise harry

what do you mean this isnt canon (from this post)

[leerans]

It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children? 

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I can’t stop laughing, how did I never pick up on that

[queenwhiskey]

maybe you nerds should try a real “goblet of fire” and light up a bowl

[fanonical]

harry potter, surprising literally everyone, retires from being an auror to make ceramics in a cottage in the hills. “i don’t know,” the boy who lived said in a statement. “becoming a potter just seemed right, you know?”

[risenreading-deactivated2018060]

I’ve been on this site for how long and I am in shock it took this long for a potter joke

[bigmammallama5]

i draw and make pottery but ive never drawn somebody doing pottery so this was fun and i fully support this even if its just a joke lol

[sainamoonshine]

#youre a hazard harry

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

[doctorgeekery]

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

[hippocrates460]

Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

[maybeshesnaped]

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

[bluthatesfabrikk]

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

[the-witches-son]

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

[cokeworthprince]

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[danse-de-macabre]

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

[tashaneva]

i kinda enjoy the idea of ginny gradually cutting her hair shorter and shorter throughout the years

(on twitter)

[quasi-normalcy]

'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

[argumate]

isn’t that basically the same as all movies that insist that strength and looks don’t matter, only what’s in your heart, then having characters with strength and looks save the day and also be the most morally virtuous.

[faerunner-deactivated20200224]

Star Wars: You’re either a Skywalker/Palpatine, a side character, or cannon fodder.

Harry Potter: Those inbred “pureblood” supremacists think they’re sooo special being descended from the most ancient wizarding families... Well, they are.

[lavendermarker-tbd-deactivated2]

Discourage art theft in fandom in 2020. Don't fucking post other people's art to your social media without permission, or at the absolute least credit. Don't let other people do the same. 'I found it on Google', 'all art belongs to its respective owners', or 'I found it on pinterest' is not sufficient. It's 2020. Please do better.

[wreckham]

pretends to be shocked

[politicalsci]

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[autumngracy]

Reblogging for that sick demographic chart.

[fluoresensitivearchived]

snape: your mom …. had tig ol bitties n thats why i decided to look after u

harry: oh my god! legend don’t die!

[latinposeidon]

I remember one time someone tried to compare JKR and Rick Riordan to me and claimed that Rick is also writing representation for publicity but they are literally in no way comparable?? Like?

JKR:

Never shows Dumbledore as explicitly gay as canon

Falsely claimed that Hermione had never been described as white even though she had

Gave Cho Chang, a Chinese character, a name made of two Korean surnames

Took South Asian mythology and cast an East Asian woman to play the character, who is literally a pet snake to wizard hitler and whose hobby is to obey her master

When asked if Charlie is gay, responded ‘no, Dumbledore’s gay’

Made Queenie, a Jewish woman, side with the other wizard hitler

Compared lycanthropy to the HIV/AIDS epidemic and made one werewolf go around biting children

Signed off on Cursed Child. Enough said about that

Made a super side character Jewish in a tweet

Had Dumbledore repeatedly send Harry back to people he knew were abusing him

Rick:

Literally made the series so his son with ADHD and dyslexia could feel represented

Makes a major character in PJO gay and gives him a boyfriend in canon

Addressed abusive and neglectful parents without having people enabling said parents

Wrote a load of main characters that are canonically POC (Hazel, Piper, Frank, Alex, Leo, Grover, Carter, Sadie, Sam, etc.)

Has a relationship between a homeless guy and a mixed-race genderfluid trans girl

Wrote a deaf elf character and a male dwarf who loves fashion

Wrote about internalised homophobia and heternormativity

Has a hijabi Muslim main character

The main characters in Kane Chronicles are mixed race and talk about how people assume that Sadie isn’t related to Carter because she’s white-passing

Apollo is canonically bisexual and is the POV character in ToA

Used his popularity to help publish a book about Hindu folklore written by a Filipina/Indian woman so his fanbase would be able to read an accurate representation of the lore

Maybe Rick’s representation isn’t perfect all the time, but at least he used his platform to try to give as much canon representation as he can and in a way that children can understand, instead of just tweeting about it and refusing to put it in his books

[hennuswennus]

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

[norbah]

There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.

Snakes are deaf.

[siverfanweedo]

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes 

[foxgirlbeans]

[virmillion]

never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me

[sandersstudies]

Plz tell me all the things you know about Harry Potter

[virmillion]

-the weasels have red hair and adopted a kid who had Not Red Hair and his movie eyes don’t match his movie mom’s eyes like they’re supposed to

-there’s a dude named snape and he’s a prick

-there’s a magic map at some point

-there’s a goblet of fire with harry’s name in it that beardy is yelling about and no one’s happy about it

-he knows one spell and it’s compelling someone else to yeet their wand

-some dude named draco that seems to have a frenemy bromance situation happening with harry? idk he’s Blond

-there’s a teacher that turns into a cat sometimes

-there’s four houses and they break down into the good guys, the bad guys, the smart guys, and everyone else

-also what i’ve seen of harry’s not-dead family reminds me of matildas family

-some children drive a sky car at some point

-sky soccer also happens

-this universe’s version of skymall is Normal Human Things but just A Little Up The Y Axis

-i’ve seen some gifs of a musical version and if that counts then hermit one can’t draw

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

That’s it that Harry Potter

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader

Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall

[cheaphalloweencostume]

people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot

[marauders4evr]

Soooo…uhh…

…let’s talk about this.

I feel like—we—we definitely need to talk about this.

[marauders4evr]

Okay I’ve taken these comments into account…

…and I’ve made a new scale.

You’re not going to like it.

You’re really not going to like it.

…That can’t…possibly be right…

[galwednesday]

I love the concept of the Hogwarts sorting hat, it’s like if schools made eleven-year-olds take an MBTI test and used the results to separate them into Jock, Nerd, Hobbit, and Bastard.