I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
now I'm it/she
OH COME THE FUCK ON
I went there last week. Did mine change????
Oh she/it
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
d e v o n
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
𩵠avery cochrane đŠľ

#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always
taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@pixel--punk
I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
now I'm it/she
OH COME THE FUCK ON
I went there last week. Did mine change????
Oh she/it
Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"
One of the most important critical texts of this century imo
image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description
*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st
youtube link
Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.
website
I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.
These fucking techbros are so fucking childish. "Let's rebuild the twin towers as AI Bots With Lasers" is the most 8 year old idea I've ever heard.
Then again, 9/11 TWO on the AI Laser Buildings would rule
also⌠theyâre already rebuilding them. four of the six towers are already done.
a thing for mermay i guess
you canât support autistic people and support the police. No amount of paint jobs or sensitivity training can stop police from killing with impunity
And fuck the jigsaw puzzle imagery advanced by the eugenicists at Autism Speaks. Weâre not a âpuzzleâ to be âsolvedâ
Half of all people killed by cops have a disability, because cops arenât trained to recognize or deal with people with disabilities and very few places have people who are trained for those situations easily accessible during emergencies. So the cops come in and do what theyâre paid to do - murder anyone whoâs inconvenient to the state
July 22, 2026 - People around the USA are taking down Flock AI surveillance cameras. [video]
Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. âď¸yet
Shit, the way things are going, racial slurs, racist jokes, and the N word have become socially acceptable too. The bar, already in hell, has gone lower and still!
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not âď¸ they're doing coke
And when the salmon OD on coke, the orcas wear them as hats! đŠ
Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why th
This satire article resonated with me so much
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAKÂ
why do i even tryÂ
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is
working with kids and one of them says âyou know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?â and another goes âno no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuffâ and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
Continue⨠Keep goingâ¨
Thank you, lady đ¤
The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...
Always grateful when this makes the rounds
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go