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$LAYYYTER
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if i look back, i am lost
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@platypuswarrior833
as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
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she does not FUCK
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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
Update:
He found his way into my sister's room.
And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.
Holy fuck this doll is creepy
Another update:
The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust
vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose
Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose
Pocket Pussy Review
Fucking christ, lmao
shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
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Credit: @Unifins
i can’t stop laughing lmaoooooooo please
what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it
if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person
My momma once told me not to be scared of the noises in the woods because if something was going to kill me, I wouldn’t hear it coming. I’m fine now but my brother doesn’t leave the house
add “your back hurts a lot” to the list
| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
Transcript:
Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.
Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?
Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.
Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?
Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.
Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.
Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.
Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?
I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG
the gods have spoken
I literally busted out laughing at this picture
“During a recent chilly night at home, 23-year-old Phoebe Murphy cupped a full mug of hot cocoa while secretly thinking about Academy Award winner Rachel Weisz banging her into oblivion.”
Wow I’ve never been called out in ARTICLE FORMAT before.
I AM PHOEBE AND PHOEBE IS ME
just @ me next time
“I am so called out right now”
I’ll… I’ll be in my bunk for the forseeable future. Send ‘Gatorade’.
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND
Felling a bit called out here guys
It’s True and She Should Say It
This is Self Care
“I’m taking a self care day” I say as I re-watch The Mummy and think about Rachel Weisz ravishing me in a library <3
And y'know …take care of myself >.>
>.>
WELL OF COURSE
oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook
why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie
ORANGINA オランジーナ
hey quick question what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck
don’t act like you don’t know exactly what’s going on
fair point. let me amend my question: WHY the fuck
how did this post miss the best 3 ones:
Those are absolutely the best three.
is France ok
@doublekaiju is france ok
No we’re not, please help
Ok but these are nothing compared to the commercial.
What on earth did I just watch….
Well now we know what furries drink.
What the ever living FUCK did I just watch? I am never ever getting that out of my head. WHY GOD WHY?????
What is this softcore Zootopia shit
My first thought upon watching that trailer was “I’m so happy for all those trans peahens”
No honestly, sweet zombie Jesus, what was all of that? o_O
I’ll repeat the better question above:
Why was all of that?
The fuck
This is the Furry Agenda
I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin
Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au.
dumb
If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind
The further they get the more I trust him
@celestialvexation you
