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[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[the-veronica-sawyer]

I wish to be happy. Something to make me happy please.

[nevertoomanyhugs]

It’s worth a try?

[xyprogramming]

The Wow! signal. 

A signal sequence that lasted for 72 seconds in 1977 but has never been seen again. The signal appeared to come from a globular cluster in the Sagittarius constellation, but to this day no definite answer for where the signal originated can be given.  

[invaderxan]

This signal…

After numerous checks and re-checks, it’s been found to have definitely come from an extraterrestrial source.

It was broadcast at 1420 MHz. This frequency isn’t used by Earth communications for science reasons. It’s a frequency which neutral hydrogen emits at in interstellar space and is useful in radio astronomy.

Interestingly, emitting a strong signal at this frequency is a likely way to get someone’s attention if there’s anyone listening, because any other radio astronomers in the universe will definitely know of it and be making observations of it.

That really is a very strong signal. Against the backgrounds, it looks to me like about 30 standard deviations (give or take).

Actually, that globular cluster (M55) is just the closest object to the transmission’s source. It appeared to have come from a region of mostly empty space (though it’s worth remembering that distant red dwarfs or brown dwarfs could be too faint to be detectable).

The astronomer who found this and scrawled “Wow!” on that printout was Jerry Ehman at the Big Ear radio telescope in Ohio. Credit where it’s due.

Despite a lot of efforts, this kind of signal has only ever been recorded this one time. There’s a chance we may never know what it was.

It is unlike any other kind of phenomenon ever observed in astronomy. The only logical scientific explanation is that it was one of two things: Either it was a completely unknown and incredibly rare astronomical phenomenon which modern astronomy is completely unaware of – or it was an intercepted alien transmission. There are no other possibilities.

[chavisory]

I really love the Wow! signal.

[space-for-brains]

Okay but what does it sound like?

[icksie]

here you go, @im-the-swamp-witch

[inside-us-only-stars]

That sound filled me with unearthly dread

[player-x1537p2]

Has anyone tried to like speed it up or anything?

[damnedrainbows]

Me:

[smol-bean-meme-machine]

Hdtdrosefulalytj

[salmon404]

HeyeroEcialitu

[deathtokillian]

Hetrosecusluty

[uberfluss]

herter secxuratily

[veemopusvulgaris]

hetwrosexualiru

[yorksilk]

Heterisexuality

Woof, that was close

[anarchokeith-deactivated2024071]

getetodecuslcitu

[os2warp]

Hryttodt idloyo

[domina-profundis]

Hegegkxdvbxfvbhddbb

[apoll-oh-no]

heywrodexyaliry

[dontdoweedkids]

heteroseduality guys i’m shaking and crying

[lazyfanphilosopher]

heteiawxualury 

[h3110-7h3r3-f49907]

Heterisrfuajuty

I mean yeah, I already knew but way to rub it in my face, keyboard!

[sustenanceformygapingmaw-deacti]

heterpzexuality

[wepolian]

Jettosrcuslity

[mvrderpet]

heyerosexualiry

tHAT WAS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT

[spilled-bad-wine]

Heteirsexuality

[dallasthegerm]

Heyerisecualuty

[sapphic-queen-pauline]

heterosekuality

[shigarakinniee]

hetrosexualitu jejanejsnsm

[thebreadloli-deactivated2019062]

Heterosexuality

Oh,,, oh no,,,

Oh god,,

[alskaksnznzjs]

Heterdodrcjakiry how the fuck did I fuck it up that badly

[dailydoseofteahehe]

Hyerterisexuakru

Halfway through I forgot how to even spell heterosexual lmao

[the-meme-courier]

Heyetosecualiyy

Ayeeee 😎 #bisquad

[localtransdude]

Heterosexuakity

Almost there but not quite is surprisingly accurate as my sexuality

[self-proclaimed-fag]

Hwteeosecyakity

[straightuplance-deactivated2019]

heteruisexuakurty

theres not even that many letters in heterosexuality

[suchaspookyginger]

bsterosexuality

y'know. that’s a little too close for comfort tbh

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

hetereisexyqku5y

[lanceylance17-deactivated202304]

hetweis ydqluru…

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

heterisexyakut

[skelkaza]

Hettefozszualitu

[bigballjfk]

heterosexualitlu

[this-is-fox-speaking]

heretodexuslity

[goofitygooberity-deactivated202]

heterosexuality

IMMM NOT STRAIGHT THOUG H PLEASE

[andro-purpur]

heterosexualulaify

YIKES

[fuck-notch]

heterosehuality HOLY FUCK OH MY GOSH

[ice-block]

Hetrtosexuality oh no guys that’s too close

[herobyne-deactivated20200523]

Hetrosexulaity

oh fuck thats way too close

[sheepgirlwizard-deactivated2025]

heterisexyakuty

[quiet-the-alloaro]

jeterosecuality

I’m safe guys

[official-cisphobe]

heterosexuality

WH A T TJE FUCK I SWEAR I HAD MY EYES CLOSED

this is bullshit

[en8y]

heteos3xuap957

[bedrock-ruins-deactivated201911]

heterosexiality 

im still gay fuckers but im also angry that i was only a single letter off >:/

[buunbi-archive]

Hegdfkxfbjslj

[vampiresplzinteract]

Hesec AL TY

[magicspotatolover]

Heterosexyakytv

[rei-rei-stuffs]

Hypersexuality

….OK once more without spell check on

Hererisecualjtu

Thats more like it.

Even tho I’m biromantic 😂

[faggotsanji]

heteridergrakyrt

WOW

I CANT SPELL

[rainbowsidesofacat]

Hsfsdkzs,jaljfg

How… how did a comma get in there? Also, I only hit a vowel ONCE.

[virgil-at-hot-topic]

hrtrtised8p

HOW-

Its not THAT bad….

[odet0afriend]

2heteriseduqjyry

Uff. No luck. Im the big g a y

[dogboy-go-awoo]

heterosexcuslruv

close

[kirishimanneedslove]

Jegerosexuality

[crowsovo-dream]

heritrosexualitys

Heritro?! WELP THATS TOO CLOSE FOR MY BI FEATHERED BUTT! NOPE NOPE NOPE!

[aizawa-single-cat-dad]

Heterosecualoty

[all-mights-dream]

Hete4is3fuwli4y

:c

[mr-peptobismol]

Her name le secuqor

hMMM

[bakukoda]

Heyerosexuality

[nebeejnene-deactivated20210502]

heteroxexiality 

[bnhoe]

hereeidefusluyu

[raspberry-river]

Heyrosexuslith

[player-x1537p2]

Heterosecualiyy

[uncomfortablefangs]

i’ve spent a couple months thinking about it and stuff and. i’ve realized i must have adhd. i can’t go like. diagnosed properly because of my situation™️ but. man. this explains so much about my uhhh entire life

so yeah i have adhd!

[player-x1537p2]

I know exactly what you mean. I've spent the last 17 years of my life believing that everyone has the same trouble focusing as I do, and I'm just realizing that not everyone else struggles to sit still, and listen, and just be quiet. I wish I could have something to help, but my mother says it's too late now to even try to get medicated.

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[too-easily-obsessed]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

[sakuraaa-s]

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

[sylveonagainstddlg-deactivated2]

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

[sjw-hitgirl]

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

[drithligh]

I have never ignored a like button in my entire exsistance on this blue/teal whatever y'all colour it website tungle dot com!

[kaar-ne]

As an ace myself, the amount of likes on this post doesn’t go well with me.

[not-all-fantasies]

☝️My thoughts exactly. I don’t like it.

[insaneprotecter-deactivated2019]

guys please

[magic-bluebird]

It concerns me that ace people have such a tough time with this.

[strawbunny-shortcake-deactivate]

Aces don’t deserve this shit.

[whats-under-cirava-patch]

Aces deserve better???? Wow???

[whos-crying-on-konyyls-shoulder]

>>aces are a part °f the lgbt+, and if y°u think °therwise my spicy kicks will fight>>

[meatonomy]

I’ll fight whoever thinks they shouldn’t be in their spaces !!

[elenamatisstuff]

Unfollow me if you think they don’t belong in the LGBTQ+ coomunity.

[chopinstan-deactivated20251119]

I’m gonna assume half the likes are just people who didn’t read the post fully

[dracoskullonmain]

I’m going to assume all the likes are people who didn’t read the post fully.

[supremehusbands]

As of 7/30/2018 7:38 pm

[dreamcastss-anti]

hell yeah I think aces/aros belong in lgbt spaces

[flish-looks-at-stuff]

if you disagree unfollow me right here right now.

[the-worm-man]

I swear i’ll send the dragon at you if you like this

[inkanspider]

Never reblogged so fast in my entire life

[axicette-deactivated20201029]

As a asexual, im worries about the likes on this

[asmodeanmelancholia]

if you even breathe on the like button i will find you

[ultimateasshole]

My asexual friend is reading this with me, we’re both insulted by the likes.

[stonersun]

Wtf do you mean 28k people don’t believe that aces should belong in LGBTQ+ spaces

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

heck yea

[stars-and-rose]

Of fucking course they do!!!

[foolish-elmo-deactivated2021060]

If anyone thinks otherwise i’m eating their kneecaps.

[aquilacalvitium]

What I love is that @what-is-chixies-next-album reblogged this post with their aphobia but…

They still reblogged it

Bitch

[pinkhairandpronouns]

straight up didn’t read this post properly and liked. would like to clarify. have fixed my mistake - aces belong

[bussycharms]

🔮🗓🤙😌🏆💰🌬💌🔮

July will be my best month yet this year

Likes charge, Reblogs cast

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[taco-bell-rey]

when you gossip to your friends and they prove it wrong

[player-x1537p2]

Better yet: when you try to see what kind of person your friend is by giving her fake gossip, just to see if she'll tell people

[casper-the-ghoul-deactivated202]

Can we take a second to appreciate how badly @staff has screwed themselves over?

Rather than immediately jumping on the problem and containing it before it became such a large issue, they turned a blind eye to a rampant infestation of bots accounts and child predators openly expressing a desire to exchange illegal material for months.

Apple finally brings the ban hammer down on the official Tumblr app in the App Store, saying they need to get things sorted out because the app has become a safe haven for predators.

The Tumblr staff panics, because if their app isn’t on the App Store, they won’t be able to update and fix their notoriously bug ridden and barely functional mobile app.

Trying to appease Apple and have the mobile app put back on the App Store, the staff hastily programs a bot designed to detect and delete bot accounts, then proceeds to unleash it on the site, giving it authorization to immediately delete any bot accounts it detects without requiring a staff member to review whether the account is indeed a bot or contains illegal material.

The bot deletes a large portion of the bot accounts, but in a programming error that was obviously overlooked as the staff rushed to program and release it, the bot also deleted every account that has ever had a bot interact with it via a reblog or like.

Which, given this is an issue that’s been occurring for months, is a large portion of tumblr.

TL;DR

Tumblr staff chose to ignore a rampant problem with child predators and bot accounts for months, and Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store as a result.

Tumblr staff panicked and released a bot to try and nuke the accounts of the bots causing problems, which accidentally nuked the accounts of everyone the bots reblogged from as well.

Well done.

[player-x1537p2]

Lmao that bot missed me. Tumblr cant even make a guy functional anti porn bot...wow.

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[writing-prompt-s]

A body building competition. Except it’s centered around building Frankenstein creatures.

[player-x1537p2]

Even better, it's set like Worst Cooks In America, and the two main people show their teams how to build a body and they gotta try and copy it.

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[vampireflareon]

YEET!

[ask-timothy-w]

Yote

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

be warned: the regular sleep schedule lgbt people are cryptids and probably not real

[player-x1537p2]

Yall all knew the game of Tag was gonna be lit when they brought out Inky Binky Donkey, or Bubblegum Bubblegum

[lillyevanssss]

find out your aesthetic here and put it in the tags

[music-is-life6661]

Calling All Members of the Tumblr Army Against Bots (long post ahead)

As a result of seeing everyone’s determination to purge the bots, I wrote an anthem for the Tumblr Army/Family Against Bots. I was going share it in the comments of a post or submit one, but then I thought it would be cooler if it were recorded with live instruments instead of MIDIs.

The anthem title? Down with the Bots. Alternatively, Begone, Bot.

Anybody who is musically inclined and is into rock music may bid for parts. I will take any bids and choose the recordings that sound the best. I need:

1. lead vocals

2. backing vocals (at least three; quietly doubling leads also works)

3. distorted electric lead guitar (drop D)

4. distorted electric rhythm guitar (drop D)

5. clean electric rhythm guitar (drop D)

6. Bass (drop D)

7. Drums

Note: Instrumentalists, may, of course, also submit vocal takes if they wish.

The song has a rock/metal flavor, so don’t feel any pressure to apply if that’s not really your style. We all have different tastes.

Guitarists and bassists: your parts are in standard notation. I don’t like, believe in, or use tabs. I will not convert notation to tabs. If you want to do that, do it yourself. You have been warned.

Always remember, if I don’t choose your take, it’s not your fault. I just want the best takes for the best final product possible.

If anyone is interested, send me a message @music-is-life6661 with the parts for which you’d like to audition and I’ll send you PDF files of your part(s).

@purgethebots @writing-prompt-s

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

asks are on… not that they were ever off just letting u know cause u dont use them