who even knows

I'm Joe. I'm 32, bi and a massive fuckin nerd used to be ravenclaw1991

[andivhs]

[ayeforscotland]

This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

[thelazyaesthetic]

Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”

[ratpatooie]

6 chip twat

[ratpatooie]

this is like the scottish version of that pretentious brooklyn bbq place that gave you 3 ribs and a pickle

[cipheramnesia]

I’m very much enjoying every possibility which could have led to this picture:

went somewhere and paid an extortionate fee for fish n chips fusion and decided to share it with Twitter

made some fish n chips at home then decided to put it on a nice plate before sharing with Twitter

got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place but then at home decided to put it on a nice plate and left out a bunch of the chips because he thought it looked nice for Twitter

is on a trendy diet and so he only eats that many chips and decided to share it with Twitter

And, my personal favorite, plus what I think really happened: he got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place to post a photo about what a regular normal guy he is, after which there was an ENORMOUSLY lengthy argument about how to stage the photo and how many chips to put in and the end result you see posted to Twitter is a picture of some very cold, gross fish n chips which have been workshopped to death.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh, it’s worse than that. see that little design at the 1 o'clock position on the plate?

that’s official government dishware. this was a plate served to him at some official function, so british TAXPAYERS paid an extortionate fee for this scottish tory 6 chip twat’s fish n chips fusion, and he decided to post it on twitter to show off.

[cipheramnesia]

what a complete fucking knob

[demohedrogon]

There is just so much in this post, everytime I scrolled down it just went places. I was expecting a huge plate of chips and two deep fryed battered cods and just lost with the “more chips than brain cells” then.. then I saw the plate.

[need-a-new-reality]

Me before seeing the picture: People should learn to ignore Internet trolls instead of highlighting their immaturity.

Me after seeing the picture: wow fuck that guy.

[indie-navarrete]

OVERCOMPENSATING — (2025) — S01 E04: Boom Clap

[calamlynchs]

Tonight sets the tone for the rest of college.

[danielsarmand]

Overcompensating 1.07 · Welcome to the Black Parade

[savemeimgay]

not to be a slut but i would love to sleep next to someone

[segamascott]

not to be a slut but i would love to be gang banged by a small group of 9-10 of my most cherished friends

[m41-d]

introvert vs extrovert quiz in the early 2000s:

[nat111love]

You should be proud.You did what the Black Ajah could not.

[monkeyfishgirl]

Excited to report asexuality's finally made it big enough to draw the ire of rat king JK Rowling 🖤🩶🤍💜

[ganons-kingdom]

[cute-catts]

[patterned-flannel]

I will literally never stop thinking about this.

[ovenproofowl]

When new-who's been going so long that season 2's now a 'historic' destination.

How we feeling?

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.

[theehorsepusssy]

[characterlimit]

[moniquill]

[theconcealedweapon]

This is how any corporation functions. First, increasing profits is done by attracting more customers. Then, once they have all the customers they're going to get, increasing profits is done by increasing prices or cutting costs.

[zaprowsdower27]

There's also the "landlord" factor there as well as upkeep - no architectural flourish and boring neutral colors makes the building easy to sell if need be, reducing what could be a selling point or point of differentiation to an interchangeable identical-everywhere commodity to be purchased or sold to a competitor depending on convenience.

Brown Box fast food outlets look like that for the same reason every apartment you will ever rent has paint somewhere on the spectrum of white to greyish-beige.

[sharonccrter]

Wheel of Time S03E04: Rand Al’Thor in the glass columns you will walk the footsteps of your ancestors. Each step forward, a step backward through time. Sometimes dozens of years, sometimes hundreds. To lead is to know where you came from.

[endiness]

Season 3, Episode 4 "The Road to the Spear" THE WHEEL OF TIME (2021–)