gregnant

he/him for slend they/he for mod

[pregnantslenderman]

collect my fetuses

[amvs]

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

[amvs]

off to a great start everyone

[amvs]

[pregnantslenderman]

collect my fetuses.

[official-lucifers-child]

i am 80% sure that the main blog of a gimmick blog follows me because the gimmick blog keeps popping up in my notes like a really bad jumpscare

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a % tat t a g a gc g ca t gc g g t a a a ca

Closest match: Mimas tiliae genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Lime Hawk-moth

(image source)

[official-lucifers-child]

WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

[companion-chronicler]

Companion description: Moth of Moss!

+ 5 fascination with flora, fauna, and floral fauna

[official-lucifers-child]

WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM. HOW DID YOU FIND THIS POST.

[assigning-songs-to-posts]

Where I’ve Been, by Bill Wurtz

(lyric) “where I’m from, I don’t know”, responding to your post (hehe I found another way to relate songs)

Clean

Fully listened to

Other than Being Apple Music, this blog has another gimmick! I relate songs to (most) posts I make or reblog.

[random-plant]

🪴

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This post has been rickrolled.

[the-fmby-north-carolina-totally]

UwU

This post has been femboyed by Femboy North Carolina OwO

>:3

[auroroboros1]

string identified: ca t

closest match:

[gimmick-thief-thief-thief]

Achievement Unlocked!

Get gimmicked, fucker.

This post has been gimmicked 6-7 times over.

[royal-canadian-air-force]

That’s a lot of gimmicks

[walmart-the-official]

oh hey I’m a gimmick

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous gimmick blog(s)

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like green beans and skittles!

[the-sniffer]

*sniff sniff* this post smells like a gimmick pile, you tell me what that smells like.

[pregnantslenderman]

smells like you fuckers need to collect my pages

[pregnantslenderman]

Hello, 👋

I hope you're well.

Could you please lend me your support by reblogging this post on your account to help save my family?

I am new to Tumblr and GoFundMe, and we are in desperate need of your support. 🙏❤️

My old account was deleted, and now I'm reaching out, asking for your help to share my new account.

Our only hope is that you can help my family survive this brutal war. 🙏🌹

Thank you sincerely. 🌹

direct gofundme link

[pregnantslenderman]

Breathe

I cant sorry, theres bees

[corruptimles]

slenderman

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the slenderman mysteries (2017) - nick redfern

"collect my pages"

[pregnantslenderman]

collect my blackout poetry

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

ibid

"target audience reached"

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the slenderman mysteries (2017) - nick redfern

"collect my pages"

[pregnantslenderman]

collect my blackout poetry

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

I just remembered the best Slenderblog poll and like what if I actually made a huge series of polls with a ton of slenderblogs with multiple rounds like a tournament

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

Submit your blogs to me, children. You have until next Friday.

[bitchless-slenderman]

How do I submit my blog

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

literally just give me the @ (s) for the blog(s) you want submitted in comments or reblogs

or reblog it on the blog(s)

[putting-bubble-in-places]

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

[putting-exit-door-in-places]

We're on Tumblr. Of course we stick jpegs into other jpegs

[putting-waldo-in-places]

We’re on Tumblr. Of course I’m gonna reblog to the wrong blog.

[beansnmcnuggets]

We're on Tumblr. Of course I'm going to scream into the void about how shitty Chromebooks are.

[putting-stanley-in-places]

We're on Tumblr. Of course our gimmicks will be more popular than all of our other blogs combined.

[the-real-google]

We on Tumblr. Of course we... impersonate capitalist corporations because we want to annoy each other.

[the-disemvoweler]

W'r n Tmblr. f crs w rmv vwls frm psts fr n gd rsn.

(We're on Tumblr. Of course we remove vowels from posts for no good reason)

[pregnantslenderman]

We're on Tumblr. Of course we pretend to be a pregnant slenderman.

[cannibalchicken]

[dehydratedlydia]

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

[yoink-a-doink]

I want to fucking get you

[eviler-slenderman]

I'm Getting You Too

[pregnantslenderman]

getting you both so hard you explode

[iceeericeee]

god I fucking love strawberries

[iceeericeee]

ooghhh ohgg stummy hurty too many strawberries

[iceeericeee]

With God as my witness, if this gets 10k notes I will add Strawberry to my legal name

[iceeericeee]

And yes, there is indeed a time limit. There must be 10k notes by the end of April, or I will not fulfill the deed.

[sliceocheese]

WAHT

[sliceocheese]

@sparrowsortadrawzzz @matxhstixkers @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff ONE SEC LEMMIE GO THRU MY MOOTS

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

OH GOSH OKAY BET

[fishst4rz-deactivated20260114]

bro why is this so hard

Oh wait we dont have @iceeericeee-reblogs

Grrr why must you do this

[fishst4rz-deactivated20260114]

@starsonist-chaos

[starsonist-chaos]

@mothhq @cade-cant-function @itsnotanurlitsakeyboardsmash @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined let’s get this to 10k notes

[mothhq]

@waafulls

[waafulls]

I see.

@m0on-shro0m @neoflames @queenecce @sincerely-nines

Help us out 😭

[m0on-shro0m]

YOU HAVE TO DO IT! YOU HAVE TO ADD STRAWBERRY TO YOUR LEGAL NAME! FOR THE SAKE OF US STRAWBERRIES!

MOOTIES WE CAN DO THIS! (If you’d like) @helinedmightbehere @justanotherenbyhere @natsinvires @moonlight-heart20 @riotzerosys

[putting-bubble-in-places]

@putting-chell-in-places @putting-exit-door-in-places @weezer-on-blue

[putting-chell-in-places]

Followers, kill

[ofishal-fish-posts]

ok followers you know what to do

[sweetest-starlight]

@sundove88 @0-numa-0 @projectmoonlightproductions @kgthesillyclown @clarityroses @brokenaroacecode @rateater2000 @animationgirl89

ATTACKKKKKKKKKK

[brokenaroacecode-deactivated202]

Strambie

One second

ASSEMBLE

@mybirdis-theradiodemon @solarisquid @r1-ka @thewickedweiner @mikassxx @nottapossum @that-one-aroace-thing

[cherrysandcats-deactivated20251]

@brookiedaaroacecookie @bored-dromaeosaur @truly-jcjenson @canadian-tire-real

ATTACK

[bored-dromaeosaur]

JWLSYWOENEEEEEEEEEEEE

[actual-aspec-military]

Soldiers, charge!!

[yoink-a-doink]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@slenderman-and-the-tapeworms @slenderofclubs @slenderofthejoker @slenderman-mom @slenderofdiamonds @slendermanager @slenderman-jrwi @realest-slenderman @flirtatious-slenderman @icelandic-slenderman @gamer-slenderman @teenageslenderman @pinkslenderman @genderfluid-slenderman @transgender-slenderman @slenderenderenderofslenders @slenderender @enderslenderman @legallyblondeslenderman @nyanbinary-slenderman @catgirlslenderman @transmasc-slenderman @transpolyslenderman @trans-slenderman @evil-slenderman-but-real @eviler-slenderman @absurdly-tall-offendy @absurdly-tall-slendy @poet-splendorman @poet-slenderman @robot-slenderman @robloxslenderman @forgetful-slenderman @bitchless-slenderman @bitchlessslenderman @the-splendorman @pirateslenderman @cowboyslenderman @homophobe-slenderman @pregnantslenderman @fakest-slenderman @royalhighslenderman @warrior-cat-slenderman @slenderdawg @slender-dad @slender-judge @slender-mad @slender-woman-returns @slender-genderfluid @slenderthegathering

[pregnantslenderman]

followers

kill

[williamfnafton-deactivated20251]

Proshippers and TERFs will be forcefully removed from my spooky pizzeria.

No, you do not get a gift bag on the way out.

[pregnantslenderman]

Whos the father?

i'm starting to think there might not even be one, as apparently i can reproduce asexuallly

[gimmick-thief]

is the o supposed to be bolded???

[totally-france]

o

[definitely-canada]

o

[india-official]

o

[official-denmark]

o

[denmark-official]

o

[medici-official]

O.

[pregnantslenderman]

O

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

Slenderblog height data analysis

This is. a lot, so bare with me here.

Section 1: Raw data

The following are 41 different reports of slenderblog heights, in inches (for easy calculation)

24

38

53

61

64

65

65

65

66

68

69

69.25

72

74

76

80

80

81

82

83

83

84

87

92

96

102

103

103

103.5

105

106

108

108

109

110

115

120

132

143

180

184.5

Section 2: Mean, Median, and Mode

The mean slender height (aka average): 90.27 inches (7'6.27")

Median slender height (exact middle point, 50% of slenders are higher and 50% are shorter [besides the ones with this height]): 83 inches (6'11")

Mode (Most frequently occurring height value): 65 inches (5'5)

Section 3: Chart chart chart chart

Section 4: MAD - average height RANGE

The average deviance is quite high, as you'd expect, at 21.67 inches. This means average height would be 21.67 inches less or greater than the mean - resulting in an average height range of 68.6 inches (5'8.6) to 112 inches (9'4).

I'm supposed to be doing homework.

[pregnantslenderman]

I am three million feet tall. if you added my height to the chart thingy would it look like it accidentally got very stretched out?

[yoink-a-doink]

You are 3 million feet wide. That child in you had three generations of family while being inside

[pregnantslenderman]

with WHO??

[yoink-a-doink]

Someone who was willing to crawl.... Inside you....

Ok no that sounds fucked up

But I need to make logic

Uhhhhh.....

It asexually reproduced

Yeah, YEAH

You're that one species of woman lizard that asexually reproduces

[pregnantslenderman]

so there's just... a bunch of identical children???

[yoink-a-doink]

Ummm.... YEP

You cloned yourself

[pregnantslenderman]

this troubles me greatly

[official-microsoftedge]

Gimmick blogs are just glorified roleplay blogs

[pregnantslenderman]

there is no glory in my blog