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The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

tech companies are always like We have just developed a revolutionary new feature that will automatically leak your private information to the entire internet without you needing to lift a finger

transfaguette

we talk about how if you have breasts you can’t be shirtless in public, but like you can’t even be shirtless in your own home if the people you live with would be made uncomfortable by it, and thats like the base case. youd be expected to get their permission to be topless, where as cis men are just. allowed to do that. isn’t that fucking insane.

stlamb

on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

payasita

felt like painting & accidentally squoze out wayyy too much yellow so I found a spare foam board and decided to wash it yellow and figure it out from there. but whats actually happened is im kind of enamored with the Big Searing Yellow Slab in my room and ive decided im not in a huge hurry to paint over it

payasita

idk if my phone automatically color grades photos but *i* personally did not edit it. #mysearingyellowslab 😊❣️

iphigeniacomplex

The Faithful Man: thank you god for inventing patriarchy i love it soso much <3333

The Atheist Man: its seriously incredibly beautiful that women are biologically inferior like. we got this social structure from the monkeys. woww.

The Feminist Man: no one knows where misogyny comes from 🥺

lycanthropicture

historically speaking the best thing to ever happen on this earth is castiel springing out of eric kripkes skull fully formed like athena intent on serving cunt and being gay and saving the world with his big gay feelings for dean winchester, who was born more the traditinoal way out of eric kripkes penis. i forgot what i was going to say

some-pers0n

Day 1 of using Tumblr: Oh neat I can journal and blog things! I'll try my best to chronicle my best thoughts and post things I think are worthwhile and meaningful for others to read!

Day 927 of using Tumblr: Stubbed my toe *mspaint gore stickman reaction image*

monidoll

instant loss 2koma

prokopetz

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

andhumanslovedstories

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

andhumanslovedstories

Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.

snake-eggs

“This is how these words would be related if they were different words”

unintentional-sad-wizard

@croweofthebog

sluttyquarantinetheory

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

deep-state-partisan

2000ish

bogleech

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

poondragoon

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.