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@prettyrecklessanyway
"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.
"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.
"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.
"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth
officially the best line in The Odyssey
Im a fempath it’s like empath but i only care about women
people have never wanted their posts to pop off on here that is... not a new development
if anything it used to be worse because your activity/notifications used to be directly on your dash. so you REALLY did not want a popular post. if you got one you didn't see your actual dash for days
tumblr is a pvp enabled zone, kids
Used to be like this kids and it was fucking awful
A popular post meant seeing all notifications between each post on your dash as they happened. It's also why we hated spam rebloggers.
every day I am subjected to takes (and subject others to takes). this is the nature of the be-subjected-to-takes website.
having an actual popular post rendered tumblr functionally unusable until it calmed down it was awful
and we reblogged anyway
Yeah like, make no mistake: people saying “don’t do this to me” on posts you want to reblog in no way means you’re crossing some kind of boundary. If they really don’t want it reblogged, or really don’t want to deal with the notes, they can turn reblogs off now or delete it like everyone else used to.
Tumblr has no algorithm. Likes are only a bookmark and replies only show up in the OP’s notes or if you actually open the reply tab. If you see a post you like the entire point is to reblog it to your own blog like a crow rooting thru the dumpster and bringing a shiny back to its nest. The reason that artists want reblogs is because reblogs are the only way their post reaches outside their own followers.
Notifications are extremely new - the option has been around for ages but the actual function hasn’t worked until now. But they’re still opt-in.
My point is this is the bother people website and anyone who actually doesn’t want to be bothered has all the tools at their disposal to not be bothered. Reblog the post if you want to. It’s about the only way to guarantee it’ll get enjoyed by anyone.
how y’all feelin
not all heroes wear capes
I love how doesn’t even pretend to wonder if he’s the a-hole in this situation, he knows he isn’t
I Have Developed My 35mm Film And It Is Once Again Extremely Haunted
ghosts! ghosts! ghosts!
@spiritspodcast
Smug face of a free man
typo in group chat incident one dead 8 still beating the corpse
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke
Plagiarism - Wikipedia
you cant do this to me
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
It's because haiku bot is up-front about its identity and existence!
When an account named "spicyyaoi4ever" or "jenniferbutterflytattoo" DMs you vanilla porn gifs or asks if you've accepted Christ as your savior... those are the enemy.
does duolingo realise how dystopian its loading messages are
dude.
i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
Last time I saw this
post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at
the second Eggman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
I love how Eggman just gets increasingly deep fried every time
I love how Eggman
just gets increasingly deep
fried every time
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
