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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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SMASH OR PASS: Owlman, British Folklore
[art credit, left; Myths and Monsters - Owlman by deviantk14 on deviantART] [art credit, right; unable to find proper credit - if you know, please tell us!]
Owlman
Smash (cuddle/date/etc)
Pass (not my type)
Please reblog for greater sample size, as per usual!
what a fucking coward
average "i want an autistic gf" person when they meet an actual autistic girl
"what do i do now" reject the weakness of your flesh and become a robot? duh???
if i meet an autistic girl for a date, and she goes off about rejecting her humanity for another form, I'm gonna get so hard i black out then and there
Anyone else have that thing where you get stressed out when someone else is in a bad mood because now it's your responsibility to make them feel better, but if you're in a bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up you get stressed out because now it's your responsibility to pretend that it's helping to make them feel better.
Oh so this is probably a trauma thing too. Bitches have one terrible childhood and then make it their whole personality. I'm bitches.
Where do you keep your clothes, if not in your bedroom?
In my laundry room! There's a small maid's bedroom right off the kitchen, which some previous homeowner decided to convert to house the washer/dryer and a small pantry. I hung up a couple clothing rods in there and that's where my clothes live. I usually use it as a changing room also.
Honestly, I never want to keep my clothes anywhere but in the laundry room again. The number of steps eliminated in the clothes cleaning/storage process makes my ADHD brain SO much more willing to engage in those tasks. It's so easy to do laundry if taking clothes out of the dryer means that you hang them directly in the correct location.
At some point I'm going to be adding built-ins into that room to make the storage in there more optimized, but that's kind of dependent on me and my miter saw finishing a bunch of other stuff first. I'll get there eventually.
For all fellow ADHD enjoyers out there, this is pretty much my number one coping method for the way executive dysfunction tends to wreak merry havoc with my housekeeping: figure out what step of the cleaning process is tripping me up the most, and then eliminate that step.
I hate hauling my stick vacuum up and down the stairs, so there's an upstairs vacuum and a downstairs vacuum now. I clean the bathrooms almost entirely on impulse, so a complete set of bathroom-cleaning materials is stored in each bathroom. Some weeks I just cannot make myself wash dishes, so there's a stash of paper plates so I can eat without growing mold in my kitchen. There's a dozen little ways I keep my house that might not be the 'traditional' way to do things but that make me able to actually keep my house functional and clean. And that's the only metric that matters.
your position in a medieval castle!! (more than 10 possible results) by horacy on uquiz
Yeah that tracks
Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn
Twitter's copyright system is currently broken and people are uploading the entire movies and episodes of TV shows without having them taken down
Who can we piss off with this to get muskrat in the most trouble
Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to record and upload the entirety of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever to Twitter.
“ur so quiet” its so fucking loud in my head
What is happening
[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]
"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"
"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"
"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"
"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"
"In my MOUTH?"
"In your mouth, in your mouth"
[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?
"Yeah almost like a walrus"
"And I just... I give it to..?"
"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"
[does it, people cheer]
".......thank you?"
Everything I know of skweezy this seems to be just how life is for him
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.
i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.
posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜
Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…
YALL HELP US
@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables
Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):
Us:
I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now
When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke
I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha
But then, something happened, something I didn't expect
People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?
Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post
Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes
But... the notes just got more frequent from there
And it started to hit me just what was happening
For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling
A feeling I wasn't used to
It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...
My existance was actually noteworthy
People actually... cared?
It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something
Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out
Leaving messages and well wishes
Making me smile
Making me laugh
Funny comments
Jokes
Fun facts
Even simple comments
It all suddenly felt so real
This was never a joke to you
This was important
And I won't let any of that go in vain
So... stay tuned I suppose
I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too
I'll catalogue every time I put my health first
Physical and mental
I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days
But most of all
I won't forget this
Any of this
Ever
(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)
@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42
oh u can have this post i don’t want it
Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also
Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.
Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza
'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.
if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away
World Heritage Post
do you motherfuckers not want to sleep ever again
It's all fun and games until the cat yaks under there at 3:00am and you have to commando crawl in there with a pack of Chlorox wipes like fucking Theseus going to slay the minotaur
don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
was
‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this