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@purloinedinpetrograd
we thought it would be easy
Schrƶdinger's cat...
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dead
@hugintheraven's tags: #I love this because it's legit the experiment#You can't see the answer without modifying the answer
Everything I know about Prince Harryās memoir has been against my will, etc. But if I had to see this so do all of you
Me, going through my notifications in the morning, about to block another round of pornbots
I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking
artist: REIT
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, sayingĀ āoh!! whatās this? whatās this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????ā while making surprised faces. we offer him a pillā¦ then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until heās so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again.Ā as soon as heās eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
Op this is the funniest thing Iāve ever read
op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier
50 First Doses
You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh whatās this? A treat?
Chinese street fashion in Chengdu
Videos compiled by me. Videos were filmed with the subjectās knowledge.
song: å„½ä¹ äøč§ - Lil Jet
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comfort character (traumatised)
I cannot stress this enough & cant believe it has to be said: DO NOT SHIP THE TWO POPES (Francis and Benedict) IN āthe two popesā.
I mean it. Firstly, theyāre both real people. Secondly, theyāre popes. Thirdly, theyāre real popes.
This post is a distant shark fin in this big blue ocean of a website
Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as āolder adults.ā I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. Itās for your own good.
The human lifespan, according to tumblr:
Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesnāt matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.
18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!
21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but youāre on thin fucking ice.
25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.
Iām reading reviews of off-brand maxtrax style recovery boards and this review kills me. Imagine being that UPS driver, delivering a package to some guy at the end of this muddy clay road and of course you fucking get stuck and you thinkĀ āwell, my day just went to shitā but then the guy you just made the delivery to busts the package open and pulls out a set of recovery boards and gets you unstuck in one shot, can you even imagineĀ
i really canāt stress enough how much i recommend regularly engaging with older artā movies, books, whatever. like,Ā āThose who do not learn history are doomed to repeat itā and all that, but also, thereās just something really fascinating and kind of beautiful about reading something written by someone who lived so long ago and really connecting with it, recognizing the humanity of people who once seemed like abstract concepts to you
I started reading The Tale of Genji during the pandemic, figuring I might as well improve my mind during lockdown. Itās considered the oldest novel on record, possibly the first one ever written. Early in the book, thereās an incident where the main character has a crush on a girl, so he tries to sneak into her familyās property to get close to her, and along the way he runs into this ancient old grandma who canāt half see and who mistakes him for one of her grandkids. So sheās standing there going on and on about her digestive difficulties and whatever, and he canāt speak up because if she hears his voice sheāll know heās not who she thinks he is, so heās just having to stand there and nod and hope sheāll go away soon. And Iām reading all this and thinking that with a couple of adjustments this could be a modern day sitcom, and it made me happy to think that a thousand years ago someone was laughing at the same sort of stuff we laugh at today.
i read dickensā great expectations in little fifteen minute installments on my breaks at work, sitting there dirty and tired and sweaty in a hot factory, and it made me think about how a hundred and sixty years ago there were probably tired guys in hot factories reading the story the exact same way, bit by bit, at their stupid jobs they couldnāt afford to quit and were damn lucky even to have, and they too were glad to read the next chapter of mr dickenās latest weird little story about weird little people
in reading War and Peace Iāve discovered thatĀ ādoing math homework at the dining room table with your angry dadā has been a common terror since the 1800s
i remember reading tom sawyer, specially the part where he gets chastized erroneusly for dropping the sugar and he just spends minutes sitting in silence sulking and fantasizing about how sad everyone would be if he died and reveling in the self pity of how lonely and misunderstood he is and as a teenager who did exactly that with my 14 years of age i was shocked that an adult in the 1800ās had managed to capture that so well
all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible
thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3
one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.
and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ššš„°ššššššāØ
for real. #girl
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