Just a town full of raisins

I’m 26 and my cat won 2nd prize in a beauty contest (collected $10)

[tall]

[realkorvus]

Got bitten by a radioactive dinner and now I've got supper powers

[queer-as-city-folk]

low poly robin (real life, 2026)

[30spiders]

[queer-as-city-folk]

oh, thank you

[queer-as-city-folk]

sauce

[pinkasketch]

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

[quadriviummuse]

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

[dekaohtoura]

[coffeepeople]

they should make a Merlin Bird ID Wrapped.

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[puddleduckswellies]

off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals

[puddleduckswellies]

you’re never gonna believe what happened

[predawnite]

he supposed erroneously

[eameseames]

important life update: my dog came out of the woods with half of an artisanal baguette

[karlvsn-deactivated20240312-dea]

[mmolia]

Tags via @smute

[maidthings]

[1dietcokeinacan]

^ Longnose gar………sometimes u just need a little context and perspective to fully appreciate all the world has to offer :)

[maidthings]

the first gar's nose is still very long. you can't call it short just because somegar else is even longer. no fair

[papayajuan2019]

every city is walkable if you're willing to walk lonely and precarious

[inber]

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

[cipheramnesia]

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

[babushkaat]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Dick's Sporting Goods/I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the Dick's Sporting Goods

[organicmatter]

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it