Shan the Man

welcome friends

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[rockdistributor100]

slut

[thewittyphantom]

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[04k96]

[tp-express-official]

British Rail Class 720, next to the accessible toilet

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[yuriartillery]

girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger

[super-wolves-blog]

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

[cockroach-queer]

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.

[luce-er]

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

[weirdgirlass]

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.

[i-like-forcefem]

[lol-tiger-blog]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

RIP Charlie Kirk

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[sadboychild]

Oh so you think you have hoes? That’s interesting... name 5

[2man222]

This man has you covered

[sadboychild]

Who’s this guy? -_-

[2man222]

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[uraandri]

THE video of 2025.

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[billyshakesqueer]

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[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄