:)

Seraphim they/it

[rednines]

girl why is burger so expensive anymore?

[saienby]

I had this demon deep within me the other day

[latadelixo]

[rate-my-reptile]

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

[aggressionbread]

Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his

gun

[wwhite-scientist]

pulled my trigger now he’s

[aggressionbread]

gun

[themoosebaruniverse]

Momma life had juuuust be-

[aggressionbread]

GUN

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Kontent

[magikus-miccentyu]

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[bastardcircus]

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

[bastardcircus]

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

[unclefather]

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

[trinitite-princess]

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[propagands-deactivated20220320]

[kaumnyakte]

Science side of Tumblr here! This is because of the will of God.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

[runby2]

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

[runby2]

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this is so fucking funny

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

tattoo ideas

[teathattast]

Ask and thou shall receiveth

[teathattast]

Do not underestimate my abilities

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[meow-moment]

im not particularly interested in disco elysium at all but i am gonna play it just to see if the skill check system is as ridiculous as i've been led to believe

[meow-moment]

an estimated 20 minutes into the game and a kid called me a faggot so hard i had a mental breakdown and died

[t4timekeeper]

dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

[m-erminea]

[Image Description: A pile of yellow, pink, orange, green, and purple dinosaur-shaped sprinkles on a green table next to a spoon. End ID]