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Yes so this is a blog for me to be shamelessly thirsty, but a few things first.
This is not a minor friendly blog. I don’t care how close to 18 you are, ageless blogs that repeatedly interact with me will be blocked. I myself am in my twenties, and I am not comfortable with it.
This is not a proship friendly blog. If you are proship, fuck off, and get blocked. This is not the place for you, and I’m not going to entertain any conversation about it.
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I don’t feel confident enough to post a full fic yet, so know any responses will be given as preferences if anything.
I’m most likely to quickly respond to asks involving: Gamora, Peter Quill, Stephen Strange, Bucky Barnes, Bruce Banner, Christine Palmer, Satine, the Phantom of the Opera, Padmé Amidala, Lois Lane, Clark Kent, and Rose Tyler.
My next set of preferences will be focusing on MCU Characters favorite parts of themselves, and of you. Would y’all like the spicy applications of BOTH included in each description? 👀
Yes please omg
Noooo keep it more wholesome
Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours
As it stands, it will include Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Thor, Loki, Peter Parker, and Peter Quill in the first part. Natasha Romanov, Yelena Belova, Wanda Maximoff, Peggy Carter, Shuri, Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, and Carol Danvers will be in part 2.
This question came into my head, and honestly, I had to go for it. Likes, comments, and reblogs are so appreciated 💚
Obviously NSFW between the cut, implied AFAB!Reader, and use of she/her pronouns to refer to genitals once.
Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Thor Odinson, Loki Laufeyson, Peter Parker, T’Challa, and Peter Quill. Part two with the girlies to come!!
Tony Stark
The coward doesn’t like the bush. He isn’t going to say a damn thing unless you’ve been in a relationship a long time, but he’s really going to enjoy things a lot less if you’re not neatly trimmed down there as if he is. He could be convinced with some work, but not without the odd comment about how “the jungle must be explored.”
Steve Rogers
He, and a certain other old fashioned guy, LOVE the bush. They didn’t grow up in a time where women really shaved down there anyways, so why would they mind now? Another thing to pull or softly stroke!
Bucky Barnes
Bush lover!!! He wouldn’t necessarily mind if you shaved, but if you start doing it frequently, he’s going to be incredibly confused. Because why?? Why do that to yourself? He knows that’s just more work and he doesn’t mind if there’s hair.
Bruce Banner
To put it simply, the man doesn’t care. It’s your body, his morphs into the big green guy whenever he’s angry, so how can he say a thing? If you really press him though, he’ll say he doesn’t mind. He’s just happy to have you, because he’s very sure you’re far out of his league even while your clothes were on.
Stephen Strange
He’s got mixed feelings on the bush. I stand by the idea that he is very sensitive down there, so the potential for scratchiness has him freaked out, plus not knowing how clean it might be if he’s with a stranger. But if you’re his partner? He’s all for the bush. It’s just another part of your body helping keep you healthy, and it’s a lot of extra work to trim it.
Thor Odinson
He’s going to be confused more than anything if you missing it. Asking where your soft curls are. He will be distraught and disgusted (with your past partners, to be clear) if you tell him you thought he’d prefer without, because that’s the experience you’ve had. It’s only natural for you to have them. If you insist on not though, he won’t push you hard.
Loki Laufeyson
About the same reaction as his brother but more…delicate. He’s more able to factor in any shame you might have felt to motivate the decision, and he will gently encourage you to let your ‘foliage’ flourish, and be very happy to see how’ve let it grown out if you have another encounter or are long-term partners.
Peter Parker
Much like Bruce, Peter does NOT care. Mostly because of how inexperienced he is. But whatever you’re comfortable with, he’s comfortable with. And he isn’t going to complain—a little hair, especially on you, never hurt anybody.
T’Challa
Pro-bush without a doubt. Teasingly asks if you’re trying to impress him if you notices you’re bare, but if that’s what you prefer? Go for it. He just wants you to feel good while he makes you feel good.
Peter Quill
Had the ultimate redemption arc. He was anti-bush when he was younger, but became ADAMANTLY pro-brush by the time he was in his mid-thirties, possibly early thirties if he’s in a committed relationship. Will ask ‘where is it’ if you shaved, and looks downright disappointed. Surely you and her are cold down there now, how could you do that???
Includes: Natasha Romanov, Yelena Belova, Wanda Maximoff, Peggy Carter, Shuri, Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, and Carol Danvers.
Likes, comments, and reblogs are so appreciated 💚
Natasha Romanov
Nat’s down for whatever her partner’s got. Full bush? Great. Waxed? Sick. Shaved? You go! So long as she’s having you, she’s game.
Yelena Belova
Pro-bush. The MOST pro-bush, and proud (even if she has nothing to do with you having it) of you. Isn’t surprised if you’re bare, but if you’ve got a bush? You’re in for it, and will be walking funny tomorrow. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Wanda Maximoff
ANOTHER ADAMANT BUSH LOVER!!! Part of her show was set in the 70s for crying out loud, of course she loves the bush!! She isn’t saying it out loud, but if you ask? You’re hearing all about it.
Peggy Carter
Peggy is truly neutral on the bush. She herself has one without a doubt, but she doesn’t necessarily mind if you’re lacking one. She sees the pros and cons of both sides, and you’re going to be thoroughly ruined regardless.
Shuri
Possibly controversial opinion, but I think she prefers no bush, especially if it’s a special occasion. Just feels tidier to her, and she can kiss more of you without potentially getting hair in her mouth. If you’ve got a bush though, she’s not going to say anything about it, or shame you for it. It’s your body after all!
Gamora
Started out pro-bush because she simply didn’t know anything else was an option. Retained her pro-bush status when she learned otherwise. She keeps herself neatly trimmed, but doesn’t mind what you do.
Nebula
She is anti-bush, mostly because she never had one, and the hair freaks her out a bit. If you want to keep yours though, she’ll learn to live with it. She’s certainly dealt with worse than hair.
Mantis
So, so, so pro-bush, to the point she’ll be disappointed if you aren’t too. There’s no reason she can think of not to have it, and you’re just so much softer if you do!! And she loves you all soft with her.
Carol Danvers
A pro-bush queen. A pro-bush ICON. Look at her and tell me she isn’t??? That’s it. That’s the post.
Some birthdays are spent with friends and family. Others are spent saying “oh my gosh” as your “Which Marvel Characters Like the Bush™️” post racks up more likes than half the other posts on your blog.
This question came into my head, and honestly, I had to go for it. Likes, comments, and reblogs are so appreciated 💚
Obviously NSFW between the cut, implied AFAB!Reader, and use of she/her pronouns to refer to genitals once.
Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Thor Odinson, Loki Laufeyson, Peter Parker, T’Challa, and Peter Quill. Part two with the girlies to come!!
Tony Stark
The coward doesn’t like the bush. He isn’t going to say a damn thing unless you’ve been in a relationship a long time, but he’s really going to enjoy things a lot less if you’re not neatly trimmed down there as if he is. He could be convinced with some work, but not without the odd comment about how “the jungle must be explored.”
Steve Rogers
He, and a certain other old fashioned guy, LOVE the bush. They didn’t grow up in a time where women really shaved down there anyways, so why would they mind now? Another thing to pull or softly stroke!
Bucky Barnes
Bush lover!!! He wouldn’t necessarily mind if you shaved, but if you start doing it frequently, he’s going to be incredibly confused. Because why?? Why do that to yourself? He knows that’s just more work and he doesn’t mind if there’s hair.
Bruce Banner
To put it simply, the man doesn’t care. It’s your body, his morphs into the big green guy whenever he’s angry, so how can he say a thing? If you really press him though, he’ll say he doesn’t mind. He’s just happy to have you, because he’s very sure you’re far out of his league even while your clothes were on.
Stephen Strange
He’s got mixed feelings on the bush. I stand by the idea that he is very sensitive down there, so the potential for scratchiness has him freaked out, plus not knowing how clean it might be if he’s with a stranger. But if you’re his partner? He’s all for the bush. It’s just another part of your body helping keep you healthy, and it’s a lot of extra work to trim it.
Thor Odinson
He’s going to be confused more than anything if you missing it. Asking where your soft curls are. He will be distraught and disgusted (with your past partners, to be clear) if you tell him you thought he’d prefer without, because that’s the experience you’ve had. It’s only natural for you to have them. If you insist on not though, he won’t push you hard.
Loki Laufeyson
About the same reaction as his brother but more…delicate. He’s more able to factor in any shame you might have felt to motivate the decision, and he will gently encourage you to let your ‘foliage’ flourish, and be very happy to see how’ve let it grown out if you have another encounter or are long-term partners.
Peter Parker
Much like Bruce, Peter does NOT care. Mostly because of how inexperienced he is. But whatever you’re comfortable with, he’s comfortable with. And he isn’t going to complain—a little hair, especially on you, never hurt anybody.
T’Challa
Pro-bush without a doubt. Teasingly asks if you’re trying to impress him if you notices you’re bare, but if that’s what you prefer? Go for it. He just wants you to feel good while he makes you feel good.
Peter Quill
Had the ultimate redemption arc. He was anti-bush when he was younger, but became ADAMANTLY pro-brush by the time he was in his mid-thirties, possibly early thirties if he’s in a committed relationship. Will ask ‘where is it’ if you shaved, and looks downright disappointed. Surely you and her are cold down there now, how could you do that???
Braiding hair and caring for it in general is a really intimate activity in Zen-Whoberi culture. Brushing another’s hair is reserved for a peaceful state of mind and family or long-term partners. Some hairstyles can take hours, the steps to complete them never written down. After all, they’re far less personal if anyone can do it.
Gamora absolutely suffers from infertility due to Thanos. After all, what good does having a reproductive system bring the deadliest woman in the galaxy? Thanos can’t have her getting distracted. She has to be utterly devoted to the cause. To her missions. But it only makes her hate the purple bastard more. Another thing he ripped away from her when she was too young to understand, that makes life even more complicated.
Gamora’s hair isn’t dyed—the gradual color shift towards the ends is the her hair slowly reacting to the elements, as well as sun exposure. The black fades away to reveal the strong red undertone over years and years. Hair like her eyebrows and eyelashes are replaced by the body with enough frequency that the process can’t be observed with them.
If you’re a vinyl collector, casual or serious—date Steve or Bucky. They will be AMAZED by it. You collect vintage ones? Even better. They’re in love. They’re slow dancing with you in your apartment and texting each other about how ‘young people still do what we did’ and bonding over how you prefer the sound quality.
