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a deep sea ghost mermaid and her goblin shark pets
gay people can't just kiss and say I love you they always gotta do some shit like this
Hey, since this is getting attention, i make art. You guys should check that out, too 😎👍
fyi
this post has been up for five hours and has two notes. i think tumblr shitcanned it because it has pictures of women wearing bras on it. very cool. no censorship message, just vanishing it
AHHHHHH someone put all the info from the now-extremely-hard-to-read, 10+ year old bra post into one nice infograph! THAT POST WAS MY BOOB BIBLE. Yay Boob New Testament!
official boob post
Last name politicians
Trump
DeSantis
Haley
Biden
Warren
Klobuchar
First name politicians
Kamala
Bernie
Pete
Hillary
Jeb
Middle initial politicians:
W
Jeb isn't his first name to be clear. Those are his initials.
HUH?????????????????????????????
They ATM Machined that man
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????
It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂
Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.
As in, they all think the other ones have the same superpower as them, but, in fact, they do not.
For example:
Time traveler who always is running into these other people who seem to know what's going on or what will happen and is so happy he can finally share his travel stories.
Precognitive who is relieved he isn't the only one with the gift and who is glad to get help averting future disasters.
Mind reader with a horrible memory who tries to stay on top of things by skimming surface thoughts. You want to talk about next week's election results and how they changed the next decade? She's with you.
Totally normal guy who thinks the others have the absolute best bit ever and loves playing along.
They save the world at least twice without a single clue shared between the four of them.
It happens like this:
Mind Reader is standing in the middle of the park, sweating. They do not know why they're here, and obviously none of the people around them do, either. The truth is, they were on their way to the grocery store and got lost and then forgot. It happens.
But, then, they see Precog on a bench and Precog is thinking of them, because Precog had a vision of meeting Mind Reader here today. Of course, Mind Reader thinks, they were here to see their friend! They sit down next to Precog. Precog knows Mind Reader's name. Mind Reader can pick up Precog's name. They have a long and stimulating conversation, like they've known each other forever, courtesy of mind reading and future seeing. Precog assumes this is because Mind Reader also foresaw this. About halfway through, Precog starts finishing Mind Reader's sentences before they say them, and Mind Reader is picking up thoughts like 'it's wonderful to meet someone with the same abilities as me.'
They part ways with a promise to meet again for a coffee/rube-goldberg-esque prevention of a kidnapping.
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Normal Guy is just walking home from a Revolutionary War reenactment. They see Time Traveler walking the same way, also dressed in old-timey clothes.
"Oh, hey," they say, "were you just at the battle of such and such?"
"Why, yes," says Time Traveler, "did you also come from [year]?"
"You could say that! Do you live around here?"
"I do, for the moment. We should get lunch sometime and talk about yesteryear!"
"Sounds like a plan!"
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Precog encounters Time Traveler for the first time while breaking in to the corporate offices of a fabulously corrupt company. As in, they are both breaking in, and for the same reason. Thing is, Time Traveler has 'seen' Precog before! Precog thinks Time Traveler means 'seen' as in vision, but, nope!
Turns out that in the future, Precog foresees that Time Traveler needs some help with something similar, makes a lot of 'seeing the future' jokes that the Time Traveler misinterprets, and doesn't register that his old friend doesn't recognize him at all, because, hey, Mind Reader reacts to him in the same way whenever they meet up!
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Of course, Time Traveler and Precog want to introduce their other powered friends... Normal Guy and Mind Reader will definitely get along! They have the same powers, after all!
Woke up in the middle of the night with another idea about this.
The antagonist knows they all have different powers. The antagonist does not know that they don't know that. This results in 90% of their plans failing.
For example:
Antagonist has set thing up so it appears that anyone attacking them directly will die horribly via special effects. Precog sees this, and tells the others. Time Traveler shrugs and charges anyway. The others can always go back and stop them, and this way they have more data! The attack goes through.
Antagonist gives a long "join me" speech to Regular Guy, expecting rejection, because they see them as a kindred evil genius. Regular Guy shrugs and says sure. Wanders off and "betrays" them halfway through a climactic battle because one of their pipes burst and they had to go home.
Antagonist sets things up so Precog and Mind Reader think they're going to do two different things by telling the henchpeople one thing and planning to do something else. They ask Time Traveler and Regular Guy to break the tie for them.
This is easily my most popular post, and people keep reblogging it, saying they'd like to read more of it but... they never reblog the part... that has an actual story snippet (ie this version of the post)...
DO NOT DO THIS!!!
If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!
Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !
Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿♂️ ❌️
what if the cambrian period was in hazbin hotel
alright tumblr, I need to know
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Hey uh do me a favor and reblog this! I wanna reach as many users as possible with this one
spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring
to be fair, as someone who has lived with deer the antlers probably did not “Fall off” more likely they were flung at incredible speed straight into the air scaring the fuck out of every living thing nearby including the buck that shed them
I couldn’t decide between this and another reply to reblog, so here’s the other one:
sick of pathologizing our favorite characters. “This one has anxiety, this one has ADHD”
we need to expand our diagnosis. Mario has acid reflux. that guy from Supernatural has herpes. Wonder Woman has a UTI. we have the power here
hey not to supernatural gif in 2021 but uh
goddammit
Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault
You need to update your sources
Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore
mf aint even read the patch notes
You've been dropped at the very beginning of the Clone Wars. You can tell ONE PERSON that Palpatine is the Sith Lord. That person will be able to ACT on the information but will not be able to PASS ON this information. WHO DO YOU TELL?
Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Padmé Amidala
Commander Fox
R2-D2
Satine Kryze
Captain Rex
Ahsoka Tano
Yoda
Someone else.
Please explain your reasoning in the tags and may the Force be with you.
HERE'S why I voted Artoo.
R2-D2 is an unstoppable Swiss-knife/action hero/killing machine just waiting to be unleashed.
In George's words:
"[R2 is] the stalwart unsung hero of the Star Wars films."
His emotions can't be sensed, he is the messenger of the Keeper of the Whills, you tell R2 Palpatine is Darth Sidious and a week from then Palps will have THE most unlucky day of his life.
I'm talking he steps on an elevator, and nothing is there, he plummets to his death like in a Looney Tunes episode.
But hey, he's Darth Sidious, maybe he manages to levitate himself before he hits the ground and goes splat. He looks up at the elevator which is weirdly going up instead of going down. Hm. Strange.
He goes to the Senate, his podium lifts up into the arena only for a MASSIVE holo-recording to start playing in the Senate rotunda of Palpatine putting a hood on in The Works' changing rooms, then meeting with Dooku.
General chaos. But hey, he's Palpatine, he has a way to spin this, "he had a secret meeting with Dooku to negotiate peace", of course, because all that matters is ending this godforsaken war-oooaaaahhh!
The Chancellor's podium DARTS up towards the ceiling at full speed! "System malfunction" says Mas Amedda, "we're not sure what's going on!" Seconds before the podium can explode, Palpatine jumps off and lands unscathed, but feigns an injury.
He gets rushed to an infirmary, and is now lying in a hospital bed wandering WTF is going on today?! Is it Tyranus? Has that octogenarian fuck finally decided to step up and become the Sith Master? Tell you what, he knew his apprentice was sneaky but to sink to this level of--
-- RIIIIIIIIING! Fire alarm goes off, as do the sprinklers. But they're not sprinkling water, they're sprinkling GASOLINE!
R2 SMASHES through the window screaming a primal war cry:
And as he sets the whole room on fire, Palpatine's last thoughts are "what in the space fu--" and dies.
THAT'S why you tell Artoo and not someone like Yoda.
Artoo has that unhinged maverick energy. He's just waiting for the opportunity to do some damage.
It doesn't matter if he's outgunned.
It doesn't matter if you're a Sith Lord.
He's on a mission from the gods and the plot armor wears him, not the other way round.
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash
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BUFFET???
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