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[seek-victory]

[mii-straw-blog]

wOW 

I can’t believe how much i’ve improved! 

Merry Christmas!

[swordarsenal]

WAKE UP POTTER WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[leiaham]

“You’ll always be my lily of the lamplight. My own dear Roderich.”

Lily of the Lamplight has got to be my favourite George deValier fic. A scene in Chapter 1, where Gilbert sees Roderich in Berlin for the first time. I was listening to Vera Lynn songs this entire time my heart hurts.  I tried to incorporate everything I learnt from last term’s classes– Mainly focal points and controlling values and hues. Most of all it’s nice to be able to paint stuff that you feel moved by. :) 

[wlkingcontraindication]

Courageous Slytherins and Dates With Gryffindors.

Draco: Potter! Er…

Draco: *deep breath* I was… I was wondering…

Harry: Yes?

Draco: Well, if you’re going to be a git about then just forget–

Harry: Malfoy, wait! 

Harry: What were you going to ask?

Draco: *very quickly* Would you like to join me in going to Hogsmeade this weekend?

Harry: Yeah, er–

Harry: *man coughs* Yeah, that’d be cool.

Draco: Good! Er-

Draco: *man cough* Good. That’s good.

Draco: *bows head* Potter. *walks away quickly*

[repub-central-blog]

partner: I love you

me, thinking: I love you more than anything you're my whole world you've lived in both my heart and my thoughts ever since we first met and every day I think wow how lucky am I to love someone as wonderful and dazzling and amazing and beautiful as you you simply take my breath away whenever you walk into a room with me your presence is so comforting and I literally want to kiss you and hold your hand all the time and I'm so excited to spend forever with you

me: that's gay

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[robotjanitor-deactivated2015070]

please don’t hate

[werewolfwaifu]

Yah, das es goot

[missmersey-deactivated20180519]

CODE BROWN!!!!

[atomsite]

“Calming”

[ohboyitshya]

shrimpchip

[lonesome-billy]

Hijis

[dinolich]

Dan’s been dead for 20 years.

[yuzupool]

no smiles

[koboldweed]

well, it’s a swan.

[corrie-zodori]

DRINK ME

[freakonakaleesh]

put your peas out for the mothman

[madmud2730]

Stum

[katzcratch]

Do you need some pantene?

[donnie-fucking-darko]

Astral butter

[donnie-fucking-darko]

@rayyskitzo WHY USE A PRESSURE COOKER

[derpthefnafplayer-deactivated20]

WEESNAW

[past3l-ali3n-deactivated2020102]

#ACCEPTSISTERDANIEL2K16

[maplem0th]

get the stick out

[antifascout-deactivated20180211]

massachusetts did nothing wrong.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

The great T flipping class of 15.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Every time is Plaster time

[zim-archived]

36 page essay on why Gumball is a god

[shmuzzieheart]

I think there’s cheese in there

[zillyirk32]

Stop hailing the black box

[peculiar-crows]

“10 pennies.”

[stxverandle]

“i didnt see the problem with being naked”

[brittnickimell13]

“yo bye” “bye yo”

[decembersflowerchild]

“I want to pet your bae’s dad’s hair.”

[goldenrubymandrake]

“So you copy off me, and you copy off you”

[draconianpotterhead]

“Put that thing away”

[querxes]

“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner”

[cosmickeiji]

“What are you even tweeting? Hashtag there’s a freaking ghOST AFTER US???”

[heyitsjubilee]

JESUS CHRIST, THATS JASON BOURNE

what kind of white nonsense…. is this what yall do?

all five blue dicks out for harambe

[imnot-daredevil-deactivated2017]

@hey-im-jean-grey Planet Aid

[hey-im-jean-grey]

@itsmescottsummers three ounces of whoop ass

[itsmescottsummers]

@charlotte–xavier FUCK. THE CRINKLE BAG

[charlotte--xavier-deactivated20]

@dadneato-is-here sobbing over Troy Sivan in sync

[witchofaiaia]

This really rustles my cornfields.

[bisexualgambit]

The Pitch Fork Feminist have been let loose on another crowd of unsuspecting men.

[federationfemme-deactivated2017]

Stripper McCoy.

[musikat18]

@foundingfemales Oh, not just Stripper McCoy. His full title is Pre Med Student Winged Stripper Fetus McCoy. Show some respect.

[spaceslutz]

@foundingfemales @musikat18 I told you guys to never mention that again

[mothmanwashere]

@turtle-cupcake “I too would be surprised if my asexual roommate…”

[lynati]

by myself, on the ice floes…

[babblingfishes]

“No one can read Italian!”

[tiny-tuba-deactivated20180226]

mister gotts would never starve here

[godlivesinmycellphone]

My son is named Corktree

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

[kinkjames]

Company Policy

[bozloweztune]

“It’s an avacadoooooo”

[who-is-page]

LINA CALL EC-ERT

[ivv]

The Official Homestuck Dating Quiz 2.0

[dripfedpoison]

SO THEY TOOK MY SHIP 

[crayolacolor]

Watermelons. @simply-me30 @zelda7999 @animeartist88

[chippani]

“The swan’s escaped”

“Napykins”

“Floof”

[phoenixia-movedblog-deactivated]

G u e s t B o n t h e w i i

[homoclothes]

Man, be really has one HORNS UP ON THE PREP god, you Rowened it (like ruined it) Eyy girl, bout to drop my Nixtape

[sassphire]

UNCLE JOE

[amethystterror]

Girl, you look like Spider-Man in Booty Shorts

[burnoutbilly]

*Stands up in the middle of teacher’s lecture* “Well, Linda, it’s not my fault your daughter’s a lesbian ho!”

[donettescereal-deactivated20200]

i hecking love minecraft

[someonebeatmetomyusualname]

It’s just a prank, brah

[dahichu-deactivated20180922]

Arboold

[arkh4mgh0st]

Totally is totally ty

[bunnymoon-phase]

@youcanbeagayfishtoo @rhinnywolf they TOOOK my MON-EE

[stereofeathers]

@hornsoverhooves

havent u people ever heard of…….. chester

[feliciakainzofspades]

@starsean

Eddie is everything you ignorant cunt

[fangirltothefullest]

Jesus; secretly 1000 bees.

[muiromem]

@shawnhenryspencer

WE MUST INFORM THE BEES

#JustLittleMidsomerThings

[transfemmbeatrice]

AHAHA thanks 3 smutskateers

(We must also inform the birbs apparently)

[universalsatan]

forget about that guy @v-e-n-u-s-in-f-u-r

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

@universalsatan @aro-alien @kenma-chat (like peanut butter and

[deep--sea--alien]

@roxren Jacking it with Morgan Freeman starring Knuckles the Echidna

[roxren]

@deep–sea–skeleton *demonic Kat Von D voice* I LOVE THIS CITY.

[egghwites]

H O N K

[illuminatipizzapizza-deactivate]

GET IT? CAUSE HE’S A BEAR!

[kosmycphoenyx-blog-deactivated2]

@xlyzai I guess u could say… NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!

[xlyzai-deactivated20170903]

@phoeniex88 *sees cat in distance* WOW LOOK! THERES A WASHUWAH

[reyindee]

@slytherin-alien @poison-chan basicamente todas as pérolas que nós já fizemos

[nothingbuttrash]

All around me are familiar faces… *le cri* 

[blogthegreatrouge]

DEM DERPY ASS GRANDMAS

(I don’t have inside jokes with my friends, this one is between me and my bro)

[omgggstuff]

@sieno-arts “Coconut bra”

[arthurjones93]

“Toaster Struddle!!”

( STILL don’t know why we found this THAT fucnny but we did! )

[cynicallyneutral]

Girl do you want…..some TITES

[repub-central-blog]

"SPIDERSS" "Pass the weed" "If you drink from the bubble that's smoking weed"

[lgbt-moodboards]

Non Binary Pastel plushy/fluffy/snuggly Moodboard for Anonymous

[lgbt-moodboards]

Non Binary Pastel plushy/fluffy/snuggly Moodboard for Anonymous

[stimman3000]

[visuallypleasingstuff]

[mi1k-wizard]

throwback

i spent time on this

[bisexualityislegit]

but on a more serious note, here are some gender-neutral terms for the person youre dating: datefriend, significant other, boo, lover, cuddle goblin, me lil chicken nugget, person i hate slightly less than the rest of you, partner, other half, soulmate, sweetheart, Pal™, corn cob, companion

[itssoldier76]

my brother just got his wisdom teeth removed so i’m gonna share some of my favorite quotes from him

[itssoldier76]

little sister: “what’s in your mouth?” him: “depression”

[itssoldier76]

him: *looking at box of tampons on the counter* “AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT TAMPONS IN MY MOUTH??”

[itssoldier76]

him: *looks in the mirror* “who’s THAT handsome man?”

[itssoldier76]

him: “if you were a person you’d be like that milk white people drink”

[itssoldier76]

me: “how are you feeling?” him: “i feel like… a macaroni noodle but really long and hollow…” him, later: “i feel like a sock”

[itssoldier76]

him, shoving gauze into the side of his face: “it’s stuck??”

[itssoldier76]

him: “voldemort is ugly because he has no nose. but he’s also a daddy because he’s bald.”

*crying because he dropped the toilet paper*

*looks at cat licking herself* “that’s pretty gay…”

[itssoldier76]

*excessive peace signing*

“i can’t feel my ears?”

“i felt bad for the dentists because they had to be close to my ugly face”

me: “do you like my eyeshadow” him: “heck yes. it looks like when you go to the desert… and like rub sand on your skin”

[furbymaster-dead-deactivated201]

i compressed “jack frost x the once-ler be my bad boy” into a 45x25 gif

[repub-central-blog]

This is what true art is

[sinlizards]

idk if anyones done this but i had to make the obligatory Scott Pilgrim Joke B’))

[Commission Info]

[weirdmageddon]

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