Rhyme Time~!☆♡☆

I usually just post whatever I think is interesting. If you don't like what I post, don't be rude about it!

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[rhyme-is-sublime]

I missed this site, holy shite XD

[ragecomics4you]

The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

[ultimatetalentizuru]

-stares in horror at her copy of Dangan Ronpa 2–screams internally- 

[shsl-gamer-rper]

((Tales of Berseria…uhh….I’m going to hold back comments since I want to avoid spoilers….))

[pseudxcode-deactivated20180429]

((THE SIMS I’M DYING WTF))

[theuniverseofmuses]

Fallout 4!!! NOOOOO

[gytech]

Metal Gear Solid V, damnit.

[waterfairy-juvia-deactivated201]

Stardew Valley, oh heck yeah!

[miss-lucy-celestial-princess-de]

Skyrim….yup, I’m dead. Very ded.

[the-foxy-fam-and-friends]

DOOM 2016… Let’s fucking go!

[doubleichigo-multiverse-deactiv]

Dragon Quest 8……

you dont know how fucking happy I am guys

[purgedfan24]

TF2.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0f/Engineer_autobuildingsentry01.wav?t=20100709021541

[werewolf-cuddles]

Rock Band 4. I have no musical talent whatsoever, so I am screwed.

[starltgf-deactivated20180221]

Crash bandicoot 2 I should be ok

[werewolf-cuddles]

Guitar Hero God fucking dammit, again?

[skiplo-wave]

LA noire 😬 imma die

[history-student-against-antis]

World of Tanks? So basically I’m going to be going around blowing things up with a tank.

[marril96]

Hungry Shark. Damn, Imma get eaten.

[mami-kouga0]

Fate grand order…I mean, I have servants to protect me so I might be sort of ok?

[vampirewitchlolishota]

Fire Emblem Casual mode. I’m good especially since Ryoma is a beast.

[void-writing]

Slime rancher. Alright. That’s fine. I might just purposefully stay there forever.

[rhyme-is-sublime]

Baulder's Gate 3... I'm not looking forward to party politics ._.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[savagefluff-deactivated20240408]

Sure why not.

[mentalalchemy]

I made $100 the day after I reblogged one of these damn posts after being broke for awhile. I believe in miracles and the money snake now okay!!

[rhyme-is-sublime]

Cute snek ♡

[aromoji]

Yikes

[yorksilk]

Nobody is lgbt. None of us.

[demoncourse]

the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.

[sunrisetune]

For reference, “allos” = “allosexual” = “anyone who isn’t asexual / isn’t on the asexual spectrum” so, according to whichever galaxy-brained exclusionist wrote the screenshotted post, no one who’s ace or who isn’t ace is LGBT. Not a single one of us

[castookmybees]

[that-house]

go home everyone lgbt is closed

[vitalinformations]

shut up

[allie-leth]

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

[ekjohnston]

He almost broke the red carpet because none of the authors wanted to leave his display area for press photos.

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[bamsara]

Something I made while dealing with my own stuff and hoping drawing this would pick me up somehow. Maybe it worked.

FT my cat. His name is Mischief

[bamsara]

hi post i made years ago. good to see your circle back to my dash

[rhyme-is-sublime]

♡♡♡♡♡

[error-thisblogisdead]

Two heroes loose on the hospital

S P O I L E R S     - CHAPTER 291 -

TW HOSPITAL / TW LOUD SOUNDS

PART 1 / Bad boys on  the hospital. 

PART 2 / He can eat, I swear. 

PART 3 / Block your enemies and buy more star stickers.

PART 4 / Save the nurses, please, they make EVERYTHING a competition.

PART 5 / He’s an artist, AIZAWA.

—-B O N U S  / HE HAS NO LIPS, HOW HE GETS KISS KISS

PART 6 / They found the TAPE. 

PART 7 / They told them they couldn’t leave Midoriya’s side. 

PART 8 / One-sided conversation, as always.Without Todoroki been rude, how sad. 

PART 9 / Look, Mister “I’m not good with kids”, came to visit. 

PART 10 / Some new visitors in the house–

—— B O N U S / He feels the anger of Bakugo

PART 11 / He’s been doing physiotherapy while these two tried to burn the hospital down. 

PART 12 / This is the third bottle in an hour.

PART 13 / The wild teenagers are investigating their new habitat.

PART 14 / He’s embarrass every time. (TW/ LOUD SOUND)

PART 15 / He needs another nap. 

PART 16 / They can fight verbally again– 

I did a compilation, so I don’t go crazy. WOW, THIS IS A SERIES. 

[rhyme-is-sublime]

Bookmark ^♡^

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[spaghettinatural]

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[389]

[idontthinkthereforeimnot]

No one needs to say it but we all know what it is

[sighinastorm]

IT

[bebe-benzenheimer]

FUCKEN

[sighinastorm]

[foxpost-generator]

ok this one is new to me

[catasters]

[deactivated-user-00008915842310]

one of my personal favorite dichotomies in atla is how iroh, once the top strategist and highest-ranking general of the fire nation, now directs all his energy and considerable tactical experience towards attempting to keep his teenage nephew from throwing himself into life-threatening situations AND IROH REGULARLY FAILS TO PREVENT HIM FROM DOING SO.

he lead a six-hundred day siege and now iroh can't keep up with a sixteen-year-old armed with two swords and a passionate deathwish. zuko's motto is "act first, think never" and he's running rings around his uncle. it's like!!! who's gonna come out on top, iroh's west point education vs. zuko's deep and abiding commitment to always choosing the stupidest possible course of action, and zuko manages to win every single time

[deactivated-user-00008915842310]

y'all are straight up EVISCERATING that boy in the tags

[cipheramnesia]

Not to downplay just how committed to self destructive stupidity Zuko is, but Iroh still managed to keep him alive and in one piece. He lost literally every battle but he won that war.

[cipheramnesia]

Not to step on the knife, but also figuratively losing every fight as long as it means the child who is like a son to him is alive is the exact opposite of literally winning every battle and losing his son which is what he did when he was young so that's probably why he keeps so chill 90% of the time around the Zukoness of it all.

[kipplekipple]

Stepping on the knife? Reading that was stepping on a RAKE made of FEELINGS and being SIDESHOW BOBBED by my own EMOTIONS

[cipheramnesia]

that's how i roll in clown town baybeee

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[complete-in-ix-deactivated20230]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[tinierpurplefishes]

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

[shadesofmauve]

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

[callmebliss]

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN