Richie’s Burgers

richie, he / him, Paris Memes, chaotic shit, queer shit

[knightwithakay]

inspired tactic from our gm:

[knightwithakay]

[theinstagrahame]

Will Jobst seems really cool and makes awesome games that y'all should play.

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[targetedknowledge]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna think about killing myself

[happybunnykat]

[yeehawpim]

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

[byjove]

to raise money, Wikipedia should do that thing CNN did where they sold shirts with headlines on them. I would kill for a shirt that had the article title and Wikipedia layout for Homosexuality in Medieval Europe

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[mils-666]

<3

[meanlesbean]

the point of life is actually to acquire cool jackets and become known to friends and acquaintances as someone who always has a cool jacket

[dajo42]

love the r/bald subreddit. just so many guys who are balding and embrace going full bald and posting before and after pictures and the after pictures are always so glowing and wonderful and they look so great. and all the comments are like hell yeah brother welcome to the club you look ten years younger and so much more confident now. i love it so much. im unironically so happy for these guys. very handsome lads

[dajo42]

hair loss is such a source of insecurity for so many people because of how hair is so closely linked to identity and gender expression, and drastic changes to ones appearance are very scary to go through with, and im just very glad all these guys get to feel good and free and be in the bald club

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[myfootyrthroat]

Every safety regulation is written in blood, and every weird customer service question is written in the drool of an idiot before you.

[myfootyrthroat]

Ordered the "signature omelet" (jalapeno and feta) at a place where the waitress then confirmed "That has jalapenos, is that ok? They're spicy. And it has feta, is that ok? It's a strong flavor." Other people at my table thought it was stupid, but I was like "That is a woman who has had to take back a lot of omelets from people who didn't know that jalapenos would be spicy."

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]