I'm A Kayak Hear Me Roar

Renarin is my blorbo. As are all cosmere characters. ! 27 He/They Autistic Gay Nerd! Not a spoiler free blog for the cosmere

[mistbjorn]

Cross stitched @rlain-kholin’s handsome boy Roland!

[fantasmadelaciudad]

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

[fantasmadelaciudad]

like this shouldnt be possible.

[sillyspirit]

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

[oaluz]

When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years

I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.

"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child. 

I have spent many hours with those cats, and still I am amazed at how perfectly they reject everything it means to be in prison. They are playful and unselfconscious, curious and silly, soft and cuddly.

Sometimes it is even more interesting to watch my fellow prisoners interact with our cats. All those hard cases doing hard time melt like butter on a summer sidewalk when they visit the felines, feed them, watch them chase the birds and bees, and when they make toys to entice the cats to play with them. 

I don’t think about the past when a cat hops in my lap. I don’t think of what I should or could have done. I don’t think about courts or life sentences or parole boards. What comes to mind is peace, and a sense that everything is going to be OK. What’s in the past needs to stay there if I want to have a future, if I want to be grateful for today and for the fact that I am no longer the person I once was.

The cats, of course, already know this. They are gracious enough to spend their time with us so that we might learn, and so that we can enjoy a few quiet moments of warmth, softness, non judgment, and freedom."

[stayathomegirlfriendblog]

tags from: @theamazinggrayson

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[natavinsmoke06]

Your lips are filled with atium, the more I kiss them, the more I see of you. The more you fill the mist as if your reflections were the stars. Tin eyes would not need to burn to be blinded by you.

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[capnsoapy]

The seemingly-simple question "What's the largest number printed on a Magic card?" is unfortunately complicated by imprecise definitions of "largest", "number", "printed on" and "Magic card". I currently have six candidates with varying degrees of validity

[capnsoapy]

It's tricky grey areas all the way down.

[targetedknowledge]

[sheherlockholmes]

[vee-dmsr]

[cuartosol]

szeth card i did for a stamp rally back on september! it looked great with the holo effect, see below the cut :')

[cuubism]

i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest

[rampoogie]

I think kaladin is so funny… he’s like a classic fantasy hero, but also he has regular ol depression and parents that want him to be a doctor like the rest of us. he goes home to his parents and his dad sees him enveloped in holy light and goes “stop that. you were halfway towards a medical degree… please just study medicine”

[only-cat-memes]

[raptorific]