ambient shrimp buffet sounds

nebulous feminine entity | 20s | fuck dude i dunno | previously glasshamster

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[not-muse]

[rj-anderson]

I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:

[cockyhorror]

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

[dogpuppy]

[importantcatpics]

[preserving-tiktok]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[nextlevelsmp3]

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[transfemme-shelterdog]

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

To all the haters who say he's actually still alive, I got my news from a reputable source:

[transfemme-shelterdog]

He ate too many Whataburgers and exploded.

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[targetedknowledge]

[innovadesexual]

[stormingchaos12]

[aniseandspearmint]

Knead and roll him like the dough he CRAVES IT

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[jihadibarbie]

genuinely me

[theharlotofferelden]

Okay but the article is fucking sending me

[cryptic-forge]

i got inspired by antique furniture -> decided to try and make a wooden doll.

she is whittled entirely out of balsa wood with a craft knife, and colored with wood dye. the cabinet has miniature hinges made of tube beads and a metal rod, and closes with a magnet. she absolutely should hold a sentimental & important object, but i don't have any that are the correct size, so i just put in some cute trinkets.

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY