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cats are so fake like theyâre theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual
I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.
incidentally, you are also an apex predator
apex predators are over-hyped, weâre all just tired and whiny.
Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.
low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese
is this a Halsey song
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.
Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
You will succeed. It is inevitable.
((This is so menacingly uplifting))
Keep going. Itâs too late for anyone to stop you.
Just do your best. Do it.
Thereâs this girl at my school and sheâs really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how youâd just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk
she was training herself to be happy oh my god
does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says âwait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotoninâ
She fucking Pavlovâd herself, the absolute madwoman
therapist: modded sims 4 kids arenât real. they canât hurt you
modded sims 4 kids:
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I know I keep re blogging this and I will continue to whenever I see it.
Sorry for the long post but this is legit one of the BEST movies Iâve ever seen
What movie is this?!?!
Chirin no Suzu / Ringing Bell
Based on a book, itâs a fantastic movie and itâs just 45 minutes long.
And just so everyone knows, the entire movie can be watched legally subbed or dubbed on Crunchyroll. I donât think you even have to be a paid member to watch it.Â
Did you have any weird coming outs?
not really, but i think i have a pretty memorable one to share, if that helps?Â
it happened during a party, thrown by my then-roommate. a girl at the party randomly came up to me, while i was lounging on the coach, eating yogurt of all things, while drunk. she talked to me for a while then randomly asked if i was gay. i was thrown off-guard, cause (1) iâve never met this girl before, (2) usually people never assume iâm a lesbian until i state as such, and (3) i was just drunk eating yogurt in my own home? i said yeah but asked how she knew. and she just said something like, âiâve watched you eat like 4 cups of yogurt and you never used a spoon. youâve just been using your tongue, and seem kinda confident about it is all.â
so⊠thereâs that.Â
this post is just calling anti feminists racist
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Would you look at that, the shoe fits
Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a LouboutinÂ
omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds itâs LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTINÂ
give me your fucking wig
Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind
i want this forever immortalized
No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~
Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!
like we had a midnight release âpartyâ for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it
Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.
keep an eye on your man..or else the next thing u know heâs having H2O for dinner and dat ass for dessertâŠ.
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the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At Worldâs End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought âput davy jones in a bucket of waterâ and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went âhey that sounds like a great idea!â
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
Itâs even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking âwell, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesnât that ruin his whole motivation?â, but heâs not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary âislandâ of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
âOkay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?â
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. Thatâs absurd, so Iâm pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while itâs at sea, but not while itâs on land (indeed, thatâs why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jonesâ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jonesâ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. Itâs traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure thatâs why heâs using multiple layers of indirection here. Heâs forbidden to set foot on dry land, but itâs technically not dry land (itâs a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didnât set foot on it (heâs standing in a bucket of water). Itâs entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldnât make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if itâs specifically âdry landâ heâs forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if heâs carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:
In fact im not entirely sure that it wasnât their idea in the first place
no offence but do i look like i understand anything
